Yum irl

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adari

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To achieve yum irl, here's what you need to do

- Make an italian salad of

a) Spinach
b) 2 Tomatoes
c) 1/5 Cucumber
d) 1 Red union
e) Some olives (6-10)
f) Some fetta cheese (Depending on how large the pieces are, i used 10-12 piece of 1cm square each)

You dont want to be using too much Spinach, a handfull twice (one for each plate etc).

- Toss it thru and put it on two plates, then put em away.

- Mix quite a bit of olive oil (1/8 litre more or less), quite a bit of garlic (crush two of them parts) and peper and salt.

- Use some of this as a dressing for the salads, just poor it over them.

- Put fresh oregano on top of the salads.

- Get two well sized tuna steaks, not the one's in the cans FYI, they look like steaks and you shud treat em like steaks.

- Use one of those lil brush things to pour the olive oil mix over them pieces of tuna, on both sides (doh).

- Grill the tuna on a grill thats already hot before u put em on it. Dont grill tuna too long, medium grilled is the max, so lets say, 1,5 min each side. It should look brown/white-ish.

- Put the grilled tuna on top of the salad, pour whats left of the olive oil mix on top of it.

- Put very thin sliced red paprika and some oregano on top of the tuna.

Congratulations, you have achieved teh yum irl.
 
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adari

Guest
Ps, recepi stolen from Huey who cooks in my idol's show :p

Tis very nice.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
People who eat tuna out of cans should be shot for ... some reason. I will come up with one later on.
 
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Hatt

Guest
Originally posted by FoXeH
i dont get it?

You are 12.
Your parents will make food for you atleast 4 more years.
Tho you are a bit.. "after" so say 6.
 
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adari

Guest
i have about 10 of those recepies but this is one of the best
 
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FoXeH

Guest
Originally posted by Hatt
You are 12.
Your parents will make food for you atleast 4 more years.
Tho you are a bit.. "after" so say 6.

im actually 17, yes my parents or friends do cook all my meals, so? :p
i know how to make a sandwitch, use a microwave and order food, what other food making skills do i need? :p
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
The gimp will learn to fend for himself when he gets to Uni.

...or starve to death in a gutter.
 
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adari

Guest
Fish is nice

Fish is your friend

Fish is teh yum irl
 
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Karlo

Guest
Actually, I like Sea Bass tbh, and King Prawn Curry. Yum.
 

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