Your morning wake-up act?

[WiZe^]

i have, weighs about 20 stone, doesn't own a bra, and wears dresses that stop at her thighs

nasty ;S

 

[Outlander]

wtf

 

[lilmissnaughty]

get woken by the annoying alarm sound (meant to be tuned into a radio station but the cat chewed off the aerial so it just makes a loud static noise)
try and 'will' alram to blow up - give up an switch off by hand
'will' myself to get up - stare at ceiling for about a minute before sitting up
'will' myself to get dressed - sit on bed an stare into space for another 1- 2 mins then hunt for clothes
get dressed then sit an stare into mirror in the hope my hair would brush itself..when it doesnt occur do it meself
then its
eat brekkie
drink tea
switch on brain
brush teeth
grab coat an bag an go catch a bus

 

[Mikah75]

HAHAHAHAHA ! she is fit tho innit Mike ?

all sweaty and stuff...

if you say so
you need her that way to get it in.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

nah if she is 20stone u could prolly get ur whole leg up there...providing u can find the hole.. might have to prop teh belly up with poles like some sorta old mine entrance...
uke:

 

[pip]

I wake up to phone pip relic raid I get up log on my warlock,grab my car keys mash the key board do /stats rp deathblows 0 deaths 10000000000,000000000 Then think shit why do i bother playing this game Then I shout for my kids to wake up then go back to sleep

 

[haarewin]

jump out of bed, get dressed, watch some shit on ABC1 goto uni.

i love abc1

press snooze. or failing that, sleep through the alarm and shit myself when i wake up 2 hours late.

 

[Mikah75]

nah if she is 20stone u could prolly get ur whole leg up there...providing u can find the hole.. might have to prop teh belly up with poles like some sorta old mine entrance...
uke:

rofl thats minging
but probably true
Karl, would you like to elaborate?

 

[Rhori]

7:00 dad comes to my room to wake me, then fall asleep again
7:10 dad calls second and last time me falling asleep again
7:20 wake up look at clock thinking holy shit, jump out of bed get dressed and stuff
7:30 turn on com and eat breakfast make lunch
7:40 friend comes over and then we're off to school
8:00 arive at school and then fall asleep following some boring lessons

 

[Outlander]

I wake up, hide the body, clean the flat, then hurry home.

 

[Mikah75]

7.00 wake up myself, mental alarm clock
7.10 iron shirt, choose tie
7.20 go to toilet
7.30 wash hair
7.40 brush teeth, and wash, get changed, do my hair
8.00 make my lunch, pack my bag then leave

cant eat in mornings or i projectile it back up

 

[noblok]

9.00 wake up, get back to sleep
11.00 wake up, get back to sleep
12.00 wake up, listen to the radio, can't be bothered getting out of bed
13.00 Get out of bed because I'm hungry

 

[Vladamir]

I wake up, hide the body, clean the flat, then hurry home.

Then we make babeh murderers? :b

 

[lilmissnaughty]

shh or ECA will avoid u too m8y..

Originally posted by ECA
I have a strange fear of insane axe murderers. Whenever I see one I run the fuck away!

at first i just thought he had summit urgent to do he forgot about..

 

[Ezteq]

Occasionally i do quite a few of the poll options listed but the one i do the most is "wake up and spring up like a jack in the box" sometimes singing wham or some other cheerful tune.

At the moment as i am working nights my routine is really nice wake up at about 4/5pm make dinner and have it for my breakfast when the bf gets home from work (make sandwich for lunch if im working that day, lol lunch break is 2:30 till 3am).

Bath, read or watch tv and then if im working i leave at about 21:40 to start my shift for 22:00, if im not working i see bf to bed kiss good night etc then either do maths work, look stuff up on the net (spent a good several hours reading about mythological beasties the other night) haunt FH, glance hopefully at MSN hoping someone will have an attack of insomnia and keep me company, listen to music, paint/draw or read (theres usually bugger all on tv worth watching at that time).

Go turn on tv at 6:00am when "old bear stories" is on (if working get home at 6:05 and catch the end) then make supper and watch Babar then go and leap in bed when bf's alarm has gone off so i can lay in the warm bit.

Now its getting lighter earlier i might start taking a stroll in the mornings and doing a spot photography because i literally havent seen the sun for 2 weeks now.

 

[Morphius]

8.15 get up, 8.20 shower, 8.30 dressed and breakfast 8.40 go through door of first lesson spot on time. 8.45 yawn some amnd say im tired, 8.50 make people all jealous that i get up at 8.15 whilst they're all getting up at 6-7.30 to drive to school and getting up by nazi boarding staff.

<i live very close to school >

 

[Haggus]

rofl thats minging
but probably true
Karl, would you like to elaborate?

no m8.

I don't shear my love secrets on forumz for people like you to pick up !

 

[tris-]

forgot to add, sometimes i wake up and shout a swear word like "shit" or "for fucks sake" or even "fucking hell". because some days you just dont want to wake up at 7.30

 

[old.Tohtori]

Normal morning with work:

Snooze...snooze...snooze...

Jim Carrey style: "Oh god i'm gonna be LATE!"

Dress up and head out in less then 3 minutes, grab coffe and sandwich from local tiny shop.

Wait for tram with smoke in one hand, sandwich in pocket, coffe in another hand and wake up.

Normal morning without work:

Wake up, turn side.

Wake up, go drink/toilet. Back to bed.

Wake up again and decide to get up.

WAke up for the last time and turn on telly/computer/breakfast maker(the nuker).

Normal morning with barnight behind:

Wake up.

Say "Ah f*ck..."

Get up after few moan and groan rolls.

Check for keys, cash(if any), zippo and phone.

Realise all still there.

Drink something and do something.

 

[Haggus]

I've been woken up by my mother and i've said

"Don't go down there you'll die" Out loud to her, without realising.

Another is Fuck off but I remember saying that...

 

[Bugz]

6:30am - wake up
6:35am - get dressed
6:40am - morning wash
6:50am - leave for paper round
7:30 - arrive back from paper round
7:30-7:55 - wash, do hair, have breaky and watch childrens programmes
7:55 - leave to catch train
8:40 - arrive at school and get yelled at for being late.

Since my paper round i have NEVER been late. The thing which makes me get up is the cash and only the cash.

 

[echome]

5.15 Phone starts playing Coldplay (I need something easy to get me started.)
5.16 Once again realise that my girlfriend stole the sleeping quilt<sneeze>
5.17 Take a shower
5.45 Turn on some music and get dressed
6.00 Starts preparing my self for another 8hours in minus 22 degrees celsius
6.15 Leave for work

 

[Mikah75]

5.15 Phone starts playing Coldplay (I need something easy to get me started.)
5.16 Once again realise that my girlfriend stole the sleeping quilt<sneeze>
5.17 Take a shower
5.45 Turn on some music and get dressed
6.00 Starts preparing my self for another 8hours in minus 22 degrees celsius
6.15 Leave for work

wow 5:15
/salute to you mr

 

[WiZe^]

sunday morning
04:00 come home for the pub (heavly drunk)
12:00 wakes up the room is spinning.. trying not to puke ;( falls asleep agin
15:34 FH Trolling, still hangover..

 

[Ning]

I fart

 

[tRoG]

7.30 Wake up
7.45 Leave

I aim for the slightly scruffy, rugged look.

 

[Rinusch]

I miss the "scratch and sniff" option really

 

[echome]

wow 5:15
/salute to you mr

Somebody needs to make sure that the old ppl get their food in time hehe.

 

[swords]

Alarm goes off at 6.30AM, hit it.
phone alarm goes off at 6.35. get up and turn it off.
Get back in bed and enter a semi lucid state hoping i snap out of it in time to get up, sprint into shower, super fast lathering etc, out and dressed.
Flee the abode and sprint down the road to the train station (handily placed)
for the 2 hour trip to work.
work.
2 hours home.
DAOC or pub.
sleep to repeat during the working week.

 

[liloe]

you forgot an option: swearing

Damn, another day where I have to wake up =))