You decide for me!!

[tris-]

well if kfc and mc donalds etc were what half of these urban myths would have you believe, dont you think they would of been caught by now?

 

[TdC]

well, I suppose it all boils (ugh) down to how strictly you take standards. I am absolutely willing to say with complete sincerity that a 100% beef McBurger or a 100% chicken KFC bucket is in fact exactly that, 100% of whatever they say it is.

Ofc, if you put a chicken carcass that has all the choice bits removed into a centrifuge and run it, scrape whatever's in the reservoir out, grind it up and deep fry it it will still be 100% chicken even if it's cock, brains and eyes are in there.

 

[Edmond]

There was a story once that a cows toe nail was found in a '100% burger' and they got away with it by saying just that, 'well its from the cow, doesn't mean its meat, but its 100% from the cow'

 

[Laddey]

I had chippy.

I got

Sausage
Chips
Gravy
Mushy Peas (which taste like fucking vodka or alcohol for some daft reason)
Steak Pudding


Fucking lovely.

 

[Edmond]

I had chippy.

I got

Sausage
Chips
Gravy
Mushy Peas (which taste like fucking vodka or alcohol for some daft reason)
Steak Pudding


Fucking lovely.

Yay, you made a wise choice, although mushy peas make me hurl uke:

 

[Laddey]

Yay, you made a wise choice, although mushy peas make me hurl uke:

They where fucking rank man

 

[tris-]

There was a story once that a cows toe nail was found in a '100% burger' and they got away with it by saying just that, 'well its from the cow, doesn't mean its meat, but its 100% from the cow'

sounds like an urban myth to me.

if kfc says its 100% chicken breast in the burger, then thats what it is.
the tit of a chicken, including naturally occuring fat and connective tissues.

its not 4% meat and 96% mechanically recovered brains.

i dont know how it works in umaguma land for you tdc, but that wouldnt really fly here. you couldnt call it a chicken fillet or a chicken breast if it was just mechanically blasted giblets.

sorry guys. these urban myths just really fuck me off

 

[TdC]

mèh, I'm not so sure myself. I'll agree that it is what they say it is, I'll not agree that it's the absolute choicest morsels. Tbh I'd be more along the lines of: all the trimmings of chicken boob, ground up and reconstituted, or some such.

 

[Lamp]

Mushy peas are disgusting. Its basically warm vaginal pig snot

Sodium bicarbonate is often added to soften the peas to enhance the colour and to inhibit fermentation during soaking, which reduces later flatulence.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks.

 

[Edmond]

Woah.....to much information thanks Lamp

 

[Sharma]

I had chippy.

I got

Sausage
Chips
Gravy
Mushy Peas (which taste like fucking vodka or alcohol for some daft reason)
Steak Pudding


Fucking lovely.

Battered Haggis.

You know it's mint.

 

[Huntingtons]

fuck me chippy sounds fucking disgusting. another epic fail for England.

 

[megadave]

what food have scandinavia provided the world that entitles you to mock us?

 

[Lamp]

I can completely understand how food from a chip shop would seem repugnant to non British nationals. At the end of the day its about what you grew up with & what you're used to, and if not, whether you're prepared to try new things.

 

[Himse]

Laddey you fat bastid!

 

[Helme]

what food have scandinavia provided the world that entitles you to mock us?

Not much of the Swedish food is eaten outside of Sweden as far as I know, which is a shame because it's really quite healthy and tastes great.

A few things I can think off ontop of my head:

Meatballs

Falukorv

Pyttipanna

Ärtsoppa(peasoup)

Those are just a few that I can think of now, falukorv is probably the best out of them as we make everything out of it really, fry it, put it in the oven and bake it, different soups, stroganov hell - my family even uses it for pyttipanna

We also have alot of cuisine with mushrooms, especially with cantharellus mushrooms - atleast we do in the less populated areas as it's in the range of £25/hg in the bigger citys while it takes an hour to get 1kg yourself

I didn't mention surströmming btw, out of respect - and it's not like most people here actually eats it either, mostly weird 85 year olds.

 

[Laddey]

fuck me chippy sounds fucking disgusting. another epic fail for England.

Yeah it prolly does to you. When you come visit me ill buy you chippy, its fucking lovely.

 

[Uara]

Chippys are awesome mmmmmmmmmmm altho not quite so good if like in my town its a chinese/chippy (luckily there are 2 others u can go to!)

 

[Laddey]

Chippys are awesome mmmmmmmmmmm altho not quite so good if like in my town its a chinese/chippy (luckily there are 2 others u can go to!)

Yeah you have to find the right chippy because some of them are fucking grotesque(sp)

 

[Sparx]

Swedish meatballs are lush, i had a housemate who was a (not THE) Swedish Chef and she used to cook them

 

[Sharma]

Falukorv

Chopped cock in a condom wrapper?

 

[Helme]

It doesn't look like much but it's the best damn sausage there is.

 

[Sharma]

Black pudding tbh.

 

[Uara]

yeah Black Pudding is fuckin brilliant, cant beat blood and fat mixed together, fried and put in a bacon sandwich

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Kentucky
Fried
Cockroach

Lets face it, if you want to eat insectiod vermin, go on Reality TV and get paid for it.

 

[Laddey]

I kissed a girl and i liked it!!! It taste of her cherry chapstick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[georgie]

I kissed a girl...

I've told you before Laddey, if you're gonna make things up, at least make them semi believable.

 

[Lamp]

I kissed a girl

How many times do you have to be told ?

That was Bahu in a dress. We paid him to do it.

 

[Huntingtons]

which is a shame because it's really quite healthy and tastes great.

Meatballs

Falukorv

Pyttipanna

Ärtsoppa(peasoup)

how are any of those (except peasoup) healthy?

i can mock whoever i want for their shitty food. scandinavian food aint worth alot either, but damn english food is just gross. black pudding and eat shit and die irl!

 

[Helme]

Compared to fried chicken eating a slab of butter is healthy.