You Ask , I Answer , Then You Ask

[Aile]

Ask again later.

Family guy or American dad?

Family Guy

Harry Potter or The Dark Materials?

 

[DocWolfe]

Family Guy

Harry Potter or The Dark Materials?

Dark Materials - I feel the story was a bit more mature than HP.

Alien or Predator?

 

[liloe]

Dark Materials - I feel the story was a bit more mature than HP.

Alien or Predator?

Predator

Why does every question thread turn into a this or that thread?

 

[Golly]

Predator

Why does every question thread turn into a this or that thread?

Polar opposites are easy to answer and give a snapshop opinion

how long is a piece of string before it becomes a rope?

 

[DocWolfe]

Polar opposites are easy to answer and give a snapshop opinion

how long is a piece of string before it becomes a rope?

The difference between a rope and a string is based the diameter not the length.

When was the first sub-atomic particle discovered?

 

[Hawkwind]

The difference between a rope and a string is based the diameter not the length.

When was the first sub-atomic particle discovered?

Electrons 1897 by J.J Thomson

Best female in a Blood sucker role, Catherine Deneuve (The Hunger), Ingrid Pitt (Vampire Lovers) or Kate Beckinsale (Underworld)?

 

[leviathane]

Beckinsale cos she wants my cock.

Are most these questions pretty shit?

 

[CorNokZ]

Yeah, but it's still kinda fun

Will there be a Saw V?

 

[Aile]

Yeah, but it's still kinda fun

Will there be a Saw V?

Hopefully not


What goes all around the world but stays in the corner?

 

[CorNokZ]

I don't know

But will you tell me?

 

[Bugz]

I don't know

But will you tell me?

I will - the moon (or ze sun?)

Am i right?

 

[Aile]

No your not, its a stamp!

Do you know any good riddles?

 

[liloe]

No your not, its a stamp!

Do you know any good riddles?

Yes.

Should we (or I?) start a new thread with riddles?

 

[kirennia]

Yes.

Should we (or I?) start a new thread with riddles?

Should the thread be related to an object which gets wetter as it dries, maybe!

What such object am I refering to!

 

[Golena]

Should the thread be related to an object which gets wetter as it dries, maybe!

What such object am I refering to!

A towel.

Why am I still awake!!?

 

[kirennia]

A towel.

Why am I still awake!!?

Because you're apparently back in the US of A

Everyone offers this thing but few will take it when it is offered by someone else. What is it?

 

[Hawkwind]

Advice

In respect of Sunday name the famous poet and translate the 'old lie':

My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori

 

[Aile]

Err Wilfred Owen.. and needed google for this bit: It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country.

Where do all the calculators go?

 

[liloe]

Err Wilfred Owen.. and needed google for this bit: It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country.

Where do all the calculators go?

I guess there is some kind of calculator heaven for when they die

Would you trade an RR13 char for lifelong sex.....but with an ugly person? ^^ (ok, I couldn't come up with a better question, everything's been asked)

 

[CorNokZ]

If the sex would be good, then yes!

Lily Allen or Kate Nash?

 

[Imgormiel]

If the sex would be good, then yes!

Lily Allen or Kate Nash?

Both - at once!

Will you kill PoRkNuTz?

 

[Aile]

I'd kill anyone for the right price (ussualy around 2 maltesers)

In red dwarf what is The Commitee for the Liberation and Intergration of Terrifing Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society long for?

 

[Huntingtons]

my soft spot <3 (clitoris :<)
is the danish election gonna go red og blue?

 

[CorNokZ]

BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! FUCK YEAH!! ANDERS FOGH IS MY MAN!!!

How drunk am I from a scale to 1-10?

 

[liloe]

How drunk am I from a scale to 1-10?

I'd say 3, you can still post on forums and have a political opinion

How bored am I on a scale of 1-10? =))

 

[Vasconcelos]

How bored am I on a scale of 1-10? =))

I'd say 8+ based on the assumption:
if you were employed, you obviously could be doing other things atm (related with job i guess). If you were a student you'd be at class. If you were unemployed or just a lazy student, you'd prolly be sleeping after a nite of gaming/irc'ing/surfing inet


"you are doing time in prison and a convict is aiming at ur head with a gun: ¿oral or anal?"

 

[kirennia]

I'd say 8+ based on the assumption:
if you were employed, you obviously could be doing other things atm (related with job i guess). If you were a student you'd be at class. If you were unemployed or just a lazy student, you'd prolly be sleeping after a nite of gaming/irc'ing/surfing inet


"you are doing time in prison and a convict is aiming at ur head with a gun: ¿oral or anal?"

Offer him a large sum of money and tell him if he tries it again, the next time he wont be the one with a gun...

You walk into a park with a camera, the birds are chirping, people are walking around with their dogs, a nice pond lays in the middle with all sorts of wildlife. What's going to be the one thing you absolutely cannot take a picture of in any such park.

 

[Huntingtons]

Offer him a large sum of money and tell him if he tries it again, the next time he wont be the one with a gun...

You walk into a park with a camera, the birds are chirping, people are walking around with their dogs, a nice pond lays in the middle with all sorts of wildlife. What's going to be the one thing you absolutely cannot take a picture of in any such park.

gay people have sex in the bushes

and @ cronknoz - you must be a tenner voting for fogh


what makes art art?

 

[crispy]

gay people have sex in the bushes

and @ cronknoz - you must be a tenner voting for fogh


what makes art art?

Its artiness factor. For example the Mona Lisa has an artiness factor of log( 4081 * 3,070,000) = 10,097904970250457401850016958002

4081 is its area in square cm and 3,070,000 is the number of hits on google.

The artiness factor must be at least 5 for the piece to be classified as art, thus making the minimum size for a totally unknown piece at least 1000000 square cm.

What did you have for dinner tonight?

 

[kirennia]

gay people have sex in the bushes

Pfft, it was the camera...

What did you have for dinner tonight?

Nothing yet, just put in some chips ready for steak and a couple of eggs to be added when it's nearly done

Why do hic-cups seem contageous?