yer, I'm off :)

[TdC]

on hols to sunny Malta with my gf once there we shall indulge in lots of things, both naughty and nice. I'm sure you all wish us well

btw, we will have a roof-top jacuzzi with a sweeping view of the surrounding area. I certainly look forward to evening soaks heh. ahem

see you in two weeks!!

 

[tRoG]

:bazbeer:

Try to come back in one piece.




... AVATAR STEALER!

 

[Wij]

Dont spunk in the jacuzzi ! It will churn into cheese. Camembert probably. If you want camembert matted into your hair then go ahead, be my guest, don't say I didn't warn you.


(can I come ?)

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yeah. Spunk off the view instead.

 

[TdC]

I prefer to be slightly vague on where my spunk will go tbh, though there are reasonable odds that some of it will end up in the Maltezer water supply

the travel people just emailed me that they've cancelled my trip only to call it an error when I called them about it. barstands :/ you'll see it will be just my luck to be refused entry at the plane or something

 

[Cyradix]

I prefer to be slightly vague on where my spunk will go tbh, though there are reasonable odds that some of it will end up in the Maltezer water supply

I had a jacuzzi with ocean view once. The spunk WILL end up in the jacuzzi.... believe me

 

[TdC]

if you dare me enough I'll p00 in it on the last evening

 

[nath]

I infinity dare you.

Take pictures.


Hnggggggggggghhhhhhg.

 

[Frizz]

*Second the "infinity dare"*

*Wonders what the gf would say*

*Wonders what TdC gets up to*

 

[TdC]

well, I could always claim it was an accident

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Take the filter out of it and poo in that, so it slowly releases a bath of shit for the next people.

PS If you're refused plane entrance or something, spunk on them. Simple.

 

[TdC]

well, I admit I've seen stewardesses I'd have liked to spunk on. Singapore Airlines springs to mind heh

also, Wazzerswift, your slow-p00-release idea is particularly disgusting. a pool of still, clear water that seems pristine, only to release scummy, brown tinged bubbles apon activation. I approve

 

[Trem]

Pooh on Miss TDC, you are both Dutch after all.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Simply poohing is far too polite for the Dutch.

It must be done at family mealtimes, directly into every hole in the body.

 

[Trem]

Awww poor Teedles, hes got Scottish in him as well

 

[Wij]

Awww poor Teedles, hes got Scottish in him as well

Och - fancy a broon-trout-romp ?

 

[TdC]

Will says I can't possibly be Scots as I dislike the taste of IRN BRU. Perhaps it's the imported stuff that is different, as imho it tastes how I imagine rancid curdled goat pee mixed with Maltese jacuzzi p00-water tastes like.

 

[Brynn]

Will says I can't possibly be Scots as I dislike the taste of IRN BRU.

MY GOD - dont say that in aberdeen you will be lynched

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Irn-Bru is win.

 

[Wij]

Irn-Bru is winnits.

fixed

 

[tRoG]

Haggis and porridge smoothies all round!

 

[TdC]

erk that's disgusting oO

anyhoo, wish me well, this time tomorrow I'm in Malta. gbye!!

 

[Trem]

Have a good one mate. Get me a 1000 Marly Lights please.

 

[Jupitus]

Have a good one mate. Get me a 1000 Marly Lights please.

and me

 

[Frizz]

1000 Marly Reds please!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

1000g Moroccan Black pls!

 

[Wij]

1000 virgins in a bed of kebab plz

 

[TdC]

I'll see what I can do bye now, I leave for teh airpr0t

 

[Wij]

Now ?

 

[TdC]

no, in about 20 mins. stop twisting my sobriety