Wow

[tris-]

I really needed a poo and I had a poo and it was totally massive and after I felt my insides retake their natural size it was so big. It also smells like food.

 

[Vladamir]

What was it's consistency like?

 

[cHodAX]

Had 3 of those in the last 4 days, it really is an odd sensation.

 

[tris-]

What was it's consistency like?

not runny but not a firm one either.

 

[Vladamir]

Any ring sting or excessive wiping?

 

[tris-]

No it just fell out my arse really, 3-4 wipes.

Just had a sprayer aswell which was not so good.

 

[Ezteq]

oh good god rofl

...i just can't believe this thread rofl, actually LOLing quite severely at home right now, anyone who says toilet humour is not funny is dead.

poo is freeking hillarious, end of.

 

[Lamp]

why is there so much water in American toilet bowls ?
your arse is practically touching the water

 

[fettoken]

why is there so much water in American toilet bowls ?
your arse is practically touching the water

May be that they like the feeling of water splashing up their arse. But have you seen german toilets?

I never feel comfortable when sitting on that thing.

 

[Yoni]

Dutch toilets are similar to german ones. You should also you tube Dutch train toilets for really yucky stuff!

 

[Ch3tan]

why is there so much water in American toilet bowls ?
your arse is practically touching the water

It's really disgusting, but then your average obese yank probably needs it.

 

[Lamp]

This toilet can flush anything:

YouTube - American Standard Toilet Flushing Championships

 

[Lamp]

YouTube - Toilet Prank

 

[Lamp]

YouTube - Japanese toilet prank gets soundtracked by Keyboard Cat

 

[cHodAX]

Time for 2girls1cup imo.

 

[Edmond]

why is there so much water in American toilet bowls ?
your arse is practically touching the water

I know, WTF, everytime i had a poo, i got a wet arse, and that was ater i had pee'd in it first, so i had a wet wee arse !!!!

 

[Lamp]

Best thing to do is not to use their toilets. Save it all up till you get back home.

 

[tris-]

Havent pood since the previous sprayer and dont forsee another today.

Ill update you if anything changes.

 

[TdC]

hmmm I've pood about three times today. must be the chilli I had

 

[Edmond]

I had chicken curry and lots of JD last night, i've had a few runny ones today

 

[Aoami]

Just dropped an absolute cracker. If the Luftwaffe had employed my arse instead of those Messerschmitts and Focke-Wulfs, we'd all be talking German right now.

 

[Thorwyn]

just dropped an absolute cracker. If the luftwaffe had employed my arse instead of those messerschmitts and focke-wulfs, we'd all be talking german right now.

rofl :d

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just dropped an absolute cracker. If the Luftwaffe had employed my arse instead of those Messerschmitts and Focke-Wulfs, we'd all be talking German right now.

Instead, we're all talking english!

 

[tris-]

Sorry guys, Im doing it

courtesy of gohan.

 

[Calaen]

Haha

 

[old.Osy]

Good timing, too. I'm impressed.

 

[gohan]

Sorry guys, Im doing it

courtesy of gohan.

rofl sticks

 

[Ezteq]

Instead, we're all talking english!

god dammit...i was going to say

Instead we're all talking shit.

bah!!!!

 

[tris-]

Just had a big poo, could really feel it making a difference to my life.

 

[tris-]

Second poo is coming, ive got that tingling feeling ikn my bum cheeks.