Wow

[tris-]

Dropped it.
Bit lumpy but good smell.

 

[cHodAX]

I have just had one of those monster truck poo's where it passes through so fast that it leaves nothing behind to clean up. Those are my favourites because I am lazy.

 

[Raven]

Mine are a bit black and runny today. courtesy of 6 bottles of stout and a curry

 

[Huntingtons]

May be that they like the feeling of water splashing up their arse. But have you seen german toilets?

I never feel comfortable when sitting on that thing.

no no. these are my favorite toilets. you can put some paper in the bottom on the water and take a massive crap on it, and it will sail away like a raft with shit on top. you can actually shit so much you have to lift your arse from the toilet not to get stung by your poop.

that makes you feel powerful

 

[cHodAX]

Wow, I thought that I had issues...

 

[Vladamir]

Lol

Mine haven't been too nice the last few days, lovely movements that are a pleasure to pass, but the wiping is painful

 

[cHodAX]

Farmer Giles giving you grief? Less anal sex for a while should do the trick Vlad.

 

[Vladamir]

Quite possibly Cho, i wouldn't call it grade-4-hanging-out-of-my-arse, but from time to time it seems to come along.

Shame as poo'ing is a fantastic and enjoyable pasttime

 

[CorNokZ]

no wiping needed.. EVER!!

 

[Mey]

But your arse is wet, isn't that uncomfortable?

 

[CorNokZ]

Ever been in a shower? Ever taken a bath? Ever went for a swim? Ever heard of a towel?

 

[Cerb]

Ive always been sceptical though....do they really clean you arse properly? I wouldnt want to ruin a nice white towel by putting it back there to dry myself off and find it coverd in shit...any colour towel for that matter really

 

[CorNokZ]

First a few wipes to take the worst then move on to bidet

 

[tris-]

When I was younger I took a shit at a friends house.
No toilet paper.
Handily i found a flannel which I soaked in water before wiping. The shit went all gloopy and stuck to everything. Finished in the end, and had to wash the flannel out in the bath.

 

[TdC]

did you tell your friend?

 

[Ch3tan]

Do you tell the owner of every object you swaffle??

 

[tris-]

did you tell your friend?

Would you?

I didnt, but then I was only about 10 or something. Nowadays id just open the door and tell who ever is there to get me a bog roll.

 

[Huntingtons]

i once took a shat in a friends garden, i couldnt make it home and their door was locked ;(

 

[Ch3tan]

i once took a shat in a friends garden, i couldnt make it home and their door was locked ;(

What did you wipe with?

 

[Huntingtons]

leaves ofcourse!

 

[TdC]

Do you tell the owner of every object you swaffle??

yes, usually. unless I'm being chased from the scene :/

Would you?

I didnt, but then I was only about 10 or something. Nowadays id just open the door and tell who ever is there to get me a bog roll.

tell your friend? certainly.

this reminds me of the time I used my aunt's bathroom mat to wipe my crusty ring as I, or rather she had run out of TP. I searched the entire bathroom for it, but could find no TP anywhere. Why do people hide their TP? Are they ashamed of the little wavy print it usually has? Why can't they just keep their TP supply by the toilet as that is surely the most logical place? Anyway, there was a brown stain on the mat for years reminding me of auntie's failings.

 

[Mikah75]

my mate at uni last year had this thing whenever he came home drunk would shit in a sandwich bag and put it in his freezer and obviously his housemates would find it in the morning while he was still in bed lol