Question Would you?

cHodAX

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If someone gave you one of these...

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...and you were alone, bored and horny. Would you? :D

If no one would ever find out? Would you? Really? :D
 

Raven

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Never again, cheating bitch.
 

megadave

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surely dry-fucking rubber isnt pleasurable?

stick a fleshlight in there and ok
 

CorNokZ

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I'd rather be found fucking a plastic sheep than a fleshlight :D;):p

Fucking lol! This goes up next to when Laddey said he'd sooner touch his brother's balls than some stranger's!

Atleast a fleshlight looks like a ****! It'd be much easier to explain than explaining why you are fucking a rubber sheep
 

old.Tohtori

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Atleast a fleshlight looks like a ****! It'd be much easier to explain than explaining why you are fucking a rubber sheep

Yes, 'cause explaining why you're f*cking a flashlight with an eraser on top is much easier then that :p
 

CorNokZ

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"I can't get real pussy so I use this thing that looks and feels a bit like a real one"

vs.

"I can't get a real sheep so I use this thing that is suppossed to look like a real one"

Tough call to see which is more humiliating :p
 

old.Tohtori

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I'd say they are both trumped by the fact that you're caught with your willy in their face.

Anyone staying and watching long enough to see -what- you're f*cking, better shut up up or put up :D

FYI; defence for both, if said person who caught you talks about it, is "I'm not the freak watching."

Stipulaton of original post also was; "If no one would ever find out", which means that to the world it didn't happen. Ergo, curiosity would win.

You say no now, because you're either getting some regular wifey or getting enough from internet porn and your left hand(random nighters not counted ofc), but if you were on a deserted island for two years and Mrs Plastic PAcman floated to shore, you'd throw away your ALREADY made coco-nut-buster and show her your ghost.
 

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Absolutely hilarious thread. Reps for all who participated. One of the best laughs I have had on this forum in ages ;d
 

megadave

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women fuck dildos and vibrators all the time and no one cares.

so if i had a fleshlight i'd happily use it :p
 

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you'd have to clean it thoroughly before you gave it to your m8 as a present
 

Ezteq

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...I might actually, I've not had sex in years and by this time I think I might actually have either 1) forgotten how to do it or 2) be far too embarrassed to actually do it with a real live human chap... so might just about be able to cope with a fake female sheep Oo
 

CorNokZ

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Years Ez!? Good thing you got rid of that bloke then!

Get back out there, do some random drunk bloke just to get going again!
 

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I lived with 5 guys in my first and 2nd year of uni and our mate Fonzy had this one and "Filipa Hole" from anne summers or something and he used both quite a few times, lube needed yes. They actually shared her, and no they didnt wash her either.
 

cHodAX

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...I might actually, I've not had sex in years and by this time I think I might actually have either 1) forgotten how to do it or 2) be far too embarrassed to actually do it with a real live human chap... so might just about be able to cope with a fake female sheep Oo

Get yourself up to Manchester, I will make you walk funny!
 

Ezteq

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thanks cho but I swore off wearing other peoples shoes and I've seen your high heel collection, they wouldn't just make me walk funny....I'd fall off them!


love the disco stu ones with gold fish in though
xx
 

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