Question Would you?
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CorNokZ
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I'd rather be found fucking a plastic sheep than a fleshlight
Fucking lol! This goes up next to when Laddey said he'd sooner touch his brother's balls than some stranger's!
Atleast a fleshlight looks like a ****! It'd be much easier to explain than explaining why you are fucking a rubber sheep
old.Tohtori
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Yes, 'cause explaining why you're f*cking a flashlight with an eraser on top is much easier then that
CorNokZ
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"I can't get real pussy so I use this thing that looks and feels a bit like a real one"
vs.
"I can't get a real sheep so I use this thing that is suppossed to look like a real one"
Tough call to see which is more humiliating
vs.
"I can't get a real sheep so I use this thing that is suppossed to look like a real one"
Tough call to see which is more humiliating
old.Tohtori
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I'd say they are both trumped by the fact that you're caught with your willy in their face.
Anyone staying and watching long enough to see -what- you're f*cking, better shut up up or put up
FYI; defence for both, if said person who caught you talks about it, is "I'm not the freak watching."
Stipulaton of original post also was; "If no one would ever find out", which means that to the world it didn't happen. Ergo, curiosity would win.
You say no now, because you're either getting some regular wifey or getting enough from internet porn and your left hand(random nighters not counted ofc), but if you were on a deserted island for two years and Mrs Plastic PAcman floated to shore, you'd throw away your ALREADY made coco-nut-buster and show her your ghost.
Anyone staying and watching long enough to see -what- you're f*cking, better shut up up or put up
FYI; defence for both, if said person who caught you talks about it, is "I'm not the freak watching."
Stipulaton of original post also was; "If no one would ever find out", which means that to the world it didn't happen. Ergo, curiosity would win.
You say no now, because you're either getting some regular wifey or getting enough from internet porn and your left hand(random nighters not counted ofc), but if you were on a deserted island for two years and Mrs Plastic PAcman floated to shore, you'd throw away your ALREADY made coco-nut-buster and show her your ghost.
Zenith.UK
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This is the thing. Us Welsh folk tend to take most of the good stuff from England... like your women.Bollocks you are Welsh, that is one hot momma for you.
...I might actually, I've not had sex in years and by this time I think I might actually have either 1) forgotten how to do it or 2) be far too embarrassed to actually do it with a real live human chap... so might just about be able to cope with a fake female sheep Oo
Laddey
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Hahah quality. Zenith got ripped!Bollocks you are Welsh, that is one hot momma for you.
haha nice one
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I lived with 5 guys in my first and 2nd year of uni and our mate Fonzy had this one and "Filipa Hole" from anne summers or something and he used both quite a few times, lube needed yes. They actually shared her, and no they didnt wash her either.