Would you stick your cock in a wasps nest for 10 minutes for £5000 (€6300) ?

Would you stick your cock in a wasps nest for 10 minutes for £5000 (€6300) ?

  • Sure ! What the heck ! Its only a wasp sting.

    Votes: 13 23.2%
  • No way !!!

    Votes: 43 76.8%

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Lamp

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Yes or No. No ifs and buts

Take a regular wasps nest (not the African killer wasp variety). If you stick your cock into the opening of the wasps nest and keep it there for 10 mins you get £5000 (or EUR 6300)

None of this can I subdue the wasps before hand or can I take preventative injections. Bollocks to all that nancy fancy stuff. You either do it or not. Would you ?
 

Helme

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Hmm, only if I could have an icepack on standby.
 

Lamp

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Yep, what you do afterwards doesn't matter.
 

Dandare

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ofc, it's only like having a tattoo or summat, not that my penis is tattooed :)
Go in tactical and not bathe for week and I'm sure the little buggers would stay away.
 

old.Tohtori

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Is there any definition of the speed and such of the insertion process?

Or is it simply "put it in as you wish and keep it there"?
 

kirennia

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No chance; a chance of losing your 'drive' for just £5,000 ... how would anyone other then a monk justify that to themselves.
 

Dandare

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No chance; a chance of losing your 'drive' for just £5,000 ... how would anyone other then a monk justify that to themselves.

Good point, might never wake up again, I retract my previous comment.
 

cHodAX

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Sure, infact if you want to start a fundraiser I will happily do it on video for £5000.
 

georgie

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An average common or German wasp nest produces between 11 000 and 13 000 workers and from 1000 to 2000 queens a season.


With no way to get out, they might be pissed off so... erm.. no thanks. :)
 

Amanita

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Depends on how many wasps could get at it, I mean only so many little stinging bodies can fit into the space...

Anyway, if I had one the crazy rich person would still have to pay me a lot more than that.
 

Bahumat

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I'd ask a specialist (would my cock cause them to attack?) They may just ignore it, however they may think its an attack so you'd be proper fucked!

Vlad would do it because his 1mm pecker would be untargetable by the wasps
 

Binky the Bomb

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Not a chance in hell. Animal, mineral, vegetable, slapper - yes. Live wasps nest, not fucking way!
 

Ctuchik

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Depends on how many wasps could get at it, I mean only so many little stinging bodies can fit into the space...

Anyway, if I had one the crazy rich person would still have to pay me a lot more than that.



depending on size of the dong i'd reckon there would fit somewhere around 500 - 1000. and you dont want even half of those to get pissed off and sting you.
 

Uara

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Plus there not like bee's where they can only sting u once, these buggers can sting u again and again. Thats a lot of stinging!!
 

Binky the Bomb

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And what if you have to suddenly take a piss whilst the hive is in place? Do they drown, or do they get mad!
 

Ezteq

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pfft i'd do it for £5000


hell i'd probably do it for £500


£50'd get me to do some pretty stupid stuff tbh.
 

Huntingtons

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luckily you dont have a penix so you're off the hook. ill gather 500 quid if you record your hooters inserted into a wasps hive for 10 minutes
 

Dukat

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Why are GRRLS answering?! OMG IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE>!??!? :mad:

On topic, I dont get out of bed for less than £10,000! So no. Maybe for a billion pounds!
 

tierk

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I would do it then go back to Dubai and get me some nasty lowdown dirty whore and whip it out on her in all its lumpy glory!! :lol:
 

Huntingtons

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well aomi, we cant all be lucky enough to be equipped with quims that fart money. or gets pounded for it.
 

Edmond

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Yes, but i would need my Epi-pen and an ambulance on standby, but for 5k, its worth the risk
 

pikeh

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Are you fucking kidding?

I nearly passed out from a sting on the finger when I was a kid.
 

Edmond

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I'm sure i could hold out for 10 mins, but it would have to be a fucking quick ride to the hospital afterwards. Maybe i could bribe the ambulance driver with some of the 5k?
 

Aoami

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Wasp stings don't even fucking hurt you pussies!

Edit - Also, if your nobs just lying still no harm is likely to come of it.
 

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