Would you stick your cock in a wasps nest for 10 minutes for £5000 (€6300) ?

[pikeh]

Wasp stings don't even fucking hurt you pussies!

Edit - Also, if your nobs just lying still no harm is likely to come of it.

I'd be pretty pissed if some dude stuck his todger in my letterbox...

/edit1 and thats NOT an analogy!

/edit2 and dont highlight the 'anal' part of that word either.

 

[Edmond]

....but what if the wasps were wearing gimp masks and PVC clad, my nob might not be able to lay still, and then where would i be



Can you tell that i'm pissed yet?????

 

[pikeh]

....but what if the wasps were wearing gimp masks and PVC clad, my nob might not be able to lay still, and then where would i be



Can you tell that i'm pissed yet?????

I noticed because you spelt 'knob' without a K.

you rebel you!

 

[Edmond]

bugger, damn that Jack Daniels

 

[Huntingtons]

Are you fucking kidding?

I nearly passed out from a sting on the finger when I was a kid.

what, yesterday?

 

[pikeh]

what, yesterday?

 

[Amanita]

Why are GRRLS answering?! OMG IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE>!??!?

On topic, I dont get out of bed for less than £10,000! So no. Maybe for a billion pounds!

Because this thread is discriminating against my right to post in pointless threads!

I DEMAND MY RIGHTS!!!

 

[Dukat]

Because this thread is discriminating against my right to post in pointless threads!

I DEMAND MY RIGHTS!!!

Haha Get back into the thread about kitchens!! and make me a coffee.gif!!

*runs* :lol:

 

[Laddey]

No way, just imagine a wasp sting on your cock! Ouch. Then times it by 10 thousand ouch

 

[fettoken]

No way, just imagine a wasp sting on your cock! Ouch. Then times it by 10 thousand ouch

You´d pass out in notime.. hopefully.

 

[Rubric]

No.

 

[Lamp]

Wasp stings don't hurt as much as people make out they do...I had one sting me on my arm yesterday...but then again I'm a tough sonofabitch. My uncle got stung in the roof of his mouth when he bit off a piece of pear with a wasp on it.

But having said that...getting one on your shaft would be unpleasant....getting multiple wasp stings on your helmet would probably be very painful indeed. And given the thousands of wasps in your average nest, and given that they're likely to treat your cock an an invader, it stands to reason it will get stung probably hundreds of times.

 

[Laddey]

Wasp stings don't hurt as much as people make out they do.

I said that exact same thing today

 

[cHodAX]

My offer remains open, if you can raise £5000 I will do it and have it recorded so you can post it all over the net.

 

[adoNix]

I've thrustet my cock in to worse things than a wasps nest, so sure : )

 

[Helme]

I've thrustet my cock in to worse things than a wasps nest, so sure : )

You can't just say stuff like that without giving explanations so people can laugh at your idiocy or get totally grossed out.

 

[Uara]

yeah, i mean that could mean anything, car exhaust,apple pie,piranha feeding pen......

 

[old.Tohtori]

yeah, i mean that could mean anything, car exhaust,apple pie,piranha feeding pen......

Your mother?


too easy to pass.

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

I put my cock in wasps nests often, but then again not for 10 minutes in a row. I'm a fast killer.

 

[Amanita]

Haha Get back into the thread about kitchens!! and make me a coffee.gif!!

*runs* :lol:

Think you can make coffee out of wasp stung cocks?

 

[Ctuchik]

Wasp stings don't even fucking hurt you pussies!

Edit - Also, if your nobs just lying still no harm is likely to come of it.

should see the wasps we have here in sweden...

THEY fucking hurt!

 

[Aoami]

Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssht.

 

[soze]

No chace they might not see your knob as a problem but what if one makes it past you balls and stigs your asshole! not worth the risk.

 

[georgie]

You got your todger in a wasp's nest and your worried one might come and sting your arse?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I'd be more worried about sticking my dick in the nest, and finding I couldn't get the damn thing off when done. That would be a pisser. Not only would you have to endure more time with it jammed on, but then you'd have to suffer the indignity of going to the emergency room to get it removed.

Imagine the amount of people they would have to call in just to make it safe, BEFORE getting to work. You just know someone will call the news, with an 'exclusive'.

 

[Aoami]

Hang on.

Getting the wasp's nest off your cock or taking your cock off?

Confusing post.

 

[Lamp]

What if you don't get stung at all and instead find the experience so arousing that you blow your load in the nest ?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Hang on.

Getting the wasp's nest off your cock or taking your cock off?

Confusing post.

Getting the nest stuck on your cock.

 

[Huntingtons]

nah, Japanese wasps are the shit huge and orange - sinister combo!

 

[Lamp]

The stinger of the Asian giant hornet is about 6 mm (¼ in) in length and injects an especially potent venom that contains, like many bee and wasp venoms, a cytolytic peptide (specifically, a mastoparan) that can damage tissue by stimulating phospholipase action, in addition to its own intrinsic phospholipase.Masato Ono, an entomologist at Tamagawa University near Tokyo, described the sensation as feeling "like a hot nail being driven into my leg.".

An allergic human stung by the giant hornet may die from an allergic reaction to the venom; but the venom contains a neurotoxin called mandaratoxin which can be lethal to people who are not allergic if the dose is sufficient. Between 20 and 40 people die each year in Japan after being stung by giant hornets.

A few interesting notes on Vespa mandarinia's venom and stinger:

The venom contains at least eight distinct chemicals, some of which damage tissue, some of which cause pain, and at least one which has an odor that attracts more hornets to the victim.
The venom contains 5% acetylcholine, a greater concentration than is present in bee or other wasp venoms. Acetylcholine stimulates the pain nerve fibres, intensifying the pain of the sting.
Vespa mandarinia uses its large crushing mandibles, rather than its sting, to kill prey.
The venom of the Asian giant hornet is more toxic than that of most other bees or wasps, giving this species one of the greatest lethal capacities per colony.
The enzyme in the venom is so strong that it can dissolve human tissue. On some occasions, the sting may be compared to the effects of a spider bite.
Like all hornets, V. mandarinia has a barbless stinger, allowing it to sting repeatedly.