Would you rather...

[evzy]

thats twisted evzy. im not even gonna choose an option.

But you must...you started this...you posted after me...the honour is yours!! No-one else answer until Tris does please!!

 

[tris-]

ok the old woman but ONLY if she was driving one of those lazy-mobile things that fat and old people have. and she ran me over cos she was a psycho bitch.

a)wrap barbed wire around your arms really tightly
or
b)get your ankles smashed in like in the film misery

 

[Neffneff]

a)wrap barbed wire around your arms really tightly
or
b)get your ankles smashed in like in the film misery

a. barbed wire, without a doubt, misery warped my little mind.


...

a: cut off you own hand to free yourself from being trapped after 3 or 4 days of being alone somewhere in the countryside

or

b. wait another day for a rescue?

 

[Lamp]

Would you rather
(1) Eat a dog shit sandwich, or
(2) Give oral sex to an incontinent 90 year old woman with a vaginal discharge.

 

[Lothoras]

eat dog shit sandwich.

would you rather
a: be crusified

or

b: have someone cut off your penis / tits

 

[Draypor]

eat dog shit sandwich.

would you rather
a: be crusified

or

b: have someone cut off your penis / tits

crusified but a very close call!

would you rather...
a: get ass fisted by someone wearing a barbed wire glove
or
b: hang your pipe end in a piranha infested fish tank

 

[Lamp]

Would you rather
(1) be poor but happy, or
(2) rich but miserable

 

[Draypor]

Would you rather
(1) be poor but happy, or
(2) rich but miserable

you didnt answer the previous 1 tho

 

[Jai13]

rich but misrable by far
A. have sport and alcohol as much as you want but no sex
or
B. no sport or alcohol but unlimited sex

 

[Zenith]

Sex!


Would you rather

Die, and let a child live

or

live, and let the child die?

 

[Blackjack]

Sex!


Would you rather

Die, and let a child live

or

live, and let the child die?

depends on the child and the way of death.
But just in general.. number 1

for the guys.

drugged and raped by a man
or
get a random girl pregnant that refuse to get an abortion

 

[Lamp]

drugged and raped by a man
or
get a random girl pregnant that refuse to get an abortion

No.2

Would you rather
(1) Be on the constant run from loan sharks who wanna kill you, or
(2) Be diagnosed with Aids (HIV +)

 

[Blackjack]

No.2

Would you rather
(1) Be on the constant run from loan sharks who wanna kill you, or
(2) Be diagnosed with Aids (HIV +)

1.
Because i can't kill Aids before it kills me

loose both arms
or
both legs

 

[Zenith]

The legs. I can still manage to get around PRETTY ok without my legs, but I would have to learn to pickup things with my toes, and well, that might be abit troublesome


Would you rather have to get pierced in your face, or in the more private, lower part of the body?

 

[fettoken]

1.
Because i can't kill Aids before it kills me

loose both arms
or
both legs

Legs

Shot with a Deagle in the
Kneecap
or
The elbow

 

[Gamah]

Legs

Shot with a Deagle in the
Kneecap
or
The elbow

Knee

1. Fucked with a cactus
2. Your balls rubbed in stinging nettles for an hour.

 

[CorNokZ]

I'd fuck anything tbh so a cactus would be okay aswell I guess?

Would you rather do Gamah, Lamp or Vlad?

 

[Sharaft]

jerk of the stalefish what ever that is

ever seen the stalefish skateboard trick? well you sit in that position and

 

[Gamah]

I'd fuck anything tbh so a cactus would be okay aswell I guess?

Would you rather do Gamah, Lamp or Vlad?

Vlad

 

[Lamp]

Would you rather
(1) shit yourself or
(2) shit on someone else

 

[Kronic]

Would you rather
(1) shit yourself or
(2) shit on someone else

2 could be a total stranger who you never see again

would you rather
1}suck on a used Tampon

or

2}get caught having a wank by your mum

 

[tris-]

2 could be a total stranger who you never see again

would you rather
1}suck on a used Tampon

or

2}get caught having a wank by your mum

jesus dude. number 2 of course.

a) be hung upside down for 3 days straight

or

b) pulled around by your 'insert organ' by a horse for 5 hours

 

[DocWolfe]

suck a used tampon definately... though getting wanked off your mum sounds quite appealing

When you get stupidly drunk what is your worst fear

(a) waking up next to a bloke with shit smeared all over the bed
(b) waking next to a 30st stunner with breasts twice the size of your head and shes up for a bit of morning sex, she wont take no for an answer.

[highlight]EDIT: LOL I must have read the question wrong![/highlight]

 

[Kronic]

jesus dude. number 2 of course.

a) be hung upside down for 3 days straight

or

b) pulled around by your 'insert organ' by a horse for 5 hours

b by a long shot, skin is also an organ of the body :-D

1 suck on a used tampon or

2 drink a cold bucket of puke?

 

[DocWolfe]

b by a long shot, skin is also an organ of the body :-D

1 suck on a used tampon or

2 drink a cold bucket of puke?

how dare you skip me

 

[tris-]

kronic my man. youve obviously got something wrong with you. before we all puke everywhere from the pure sickness i suggest you stop suggesting we suck used tampons, for everyones sake

 

[Kronic]

kronic my man. youve obviously got something wrong with you. before we all puke everywhere from the pure sickness i suggest you stop suggesting we suck used tampons, for everyones sake

Tris - lol ok m8

Docwolfe - 20stone stunner

 

[DocWolfe]

Tris - lol ok m8

Docwolfe - 20stone stunner

SHE WAS 30ST DAMMIT!

Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything of course...

 

[Vladamir]

suck a used tampon definately... though getting wanked off your mum sounds quite appealing

When you get stupidly drunk what is your worst fear

(a) waking up next to a bloke with shit smeared all over the bed
(b) waking next to a 30st stunner with breasts twice the size of your head and shes up for a bit of morning sex, she wont take no for an answer.

Probably more scared to wake up with a bloke with shit smeared on the bed

When i get drunk towards the end of the night i sometimes think with my cock and not my head

Would you rather;

Have the end of your wang tattoo'd.

Or

Have the end of your wang branded

 

[CorNokZ]

Branding is SO in!

Would you rather:

Eat a slimy living snail

or

Eat a jellyfish