Would you rather...

[tris-]

a)get your balls crushed in a vice
b)have someone cut your eye ball out while your awake

the idea is the next person picks one then makes a new set.

gogogo!

 

[evzy]

Eyeball all day anyday tbh - got a spare

Would you rather be skinned and dipped in vinegar and then rolled in salt

or

Be very very slowly brought to the boil in a giant tub of water ?

 

[rayzor]

lovely thread for a friday morning hehe

skinned and dipped in vinegar for me!

ok, next:

Buried in a coffin alive, or drowned?

 

[Sparx]

brought to the boil

would you rather be hung from a bridge and whipped

or

spend a night with Paris Hilton singing her greates hits all night just for you

 

[Naetha]

Buried alive.

Would you rather be blind for the rest of your life,

or

deaf and mute?

 

[Thorwyn]

deaf and mute

swallow a pint of nitrohydrochloric acid

or

play WoW

 

[Vladamir]

deaf and mute

swallow a pint of nitrohydrochloric acid

or

play WoW

play WoW!

Would you rather have sex with a 20 stone woman or a regular sized man (no Naetha you can't answer this one )

 

[Thorwyn]

Would you rather have sex with a 20 stone woman or a regular sized man

swallow a pint of nitrohydrochloric acid

 

[Vladamir]

swallow a pint of nitrohydrochloric acid

Thats not an option, you lose

 

[Neffneff]

play WoW!

Would you rather have sex with a 20 stone woman or a regular sized man (no Naetha you can't answer this one )

20 stone woman

would you rather pull all the hairs on your body out one at a time with tweezers, or... go on a 4 day shopping "vacation" with you other half?

 

[evzy]

4 Day shopping vacation..

Would you rather eat 1 kilo of bugs or drink 4 pints of used toilet water.

 

[Naetha]

play WoW!

Would you rather have sex with a 20 stone woman or a regular sized man (no Naetha you can't answer this one )

 

[Calaen]

4 Day shopping vacation..

Would you rather eat 1 kilo of bugs or drink 4 pints of used toilet water.

Bugs.

Would you rather have a White mans head on a Black mans body or Black mans head on a White mans body.

 

[Mojo]

Black mans hand.

Would you rather drown or fall to your death?

 

[rayzor]

/edit: got beaten to the last question.

drown.

would you rather win the lottery jackpot or get to sleep with whoever you wanted for a week?

 

[Sparx]

jackpot, could buy the person then

 

[evzy]

Erm sparx - ask a question dude or this may come to a grinding halt!!

 

[Mojo]

And he Fumbles!

 

[Sparx]

bollox umm


Would you rather sleep with your boss

or

Sleep with your best mate

 

[evzy]

My boss - she is female..

Woud you rather eat glass or get an all over body wax.

 

[Calaen]

Wax it rocks.

Would you rather fuck a guy in the bum or take it in the bum from a guy.

Not for you Mikah!!!!!

 

[Lamp]

Wax it rocks.

Would you rather fuck a guy in the bum or take it in the bum from a guy.

Not for you Mikah!!!!!

You asking from experience ?

 

[Sparx]

fuck a guy, its not gay if you give

To the marmite haters

Eat a spoonful of marmite

or

be shot in the foot

 

[Dukat]

Would you rather have a White mans head on a Black mans body or Black mans head on a White mans body.

rofl

last night on vent "but you'd look weird!"

 

[Sharaft]

be shot in the foot

would you:

jurk of stalefish wearing a teletubbie suit

or

get jurked of stalefish from a guy wearing teletubbie suit

 

[Calaen]

rofl

last night on vent "but you'd look weird!"

I noes I was pissing it.

 

[tris-]

be shot in the foot

would you:

jurk of stalefish wearing a teletubbie suit

or

get jurked of stalefish from a guy wearing teletubbie suit

jerk of the stalefish what ever that is.

a) have someone shit into your arse

or

b) someone piss down your eurethra

 

[Neffneff]

jerk of the stalefish what ever that is.

a) have someone shit into your arse

or

b) someone piss down your eurethra

that's fucking messed up man, makes me ill just considering it.
ill go for B. purely cos its more sterile?


okay, would you rather

a: loose your drivers license.
or
b: loose your video store membership card.

(loose as in misplace)

 

[evzy]

b. I never use it

Would you rather be hit in public in front of your friends and be knocked out by a 85yr old female pensioner or a 10yr old female.

 

[tris-]

thats twisted evzy. im not even gonna choose an option.