Worst thing you can say to a Luri?

[osy]

Originally posted by Blood
"oops, was that a relic you just dropped?"

This has to be the best one yet. Laughed to tears :lol:

edit: Do you think people still remember that ?

 

[Danya]

I sure do Osy.

 

[khaldhor]

*salesman knocks on a door in Tir Na Nog*

Lurikeen : "Yes ?"
Salesman: "Hello there little fellow uhm are your parents home?"
Lurikeen: "........ erhm I live here can i help you ?"
Salesman: "....ofcourse you do little one, can I talk to your parents please ?"
Lurikeen: ".....look my parents arent living here, I am, and stop calling me little"
Salesman: "now now child calm down I just need to speak to your mum or dad"
Lurikeen: "....Right call me little one more time and yoú'll have a problem
Salesman: "tsk tsk what a naughty little brat you are"
Lurikeen: "........right thats it"

You prepare to perform a Garrote!
You perform your Garrote perfectly. (+74)
You attack Salesman with your rapier and hit for 196 (-17) damage!
Salesman begins moving more slowly!
You critical hit for an additional 77 damage!
Salesman was just killed by lurikeen

 

[Vim]

"Hey look, Catapult ammo!"

 

[Vim]

Originally posted by Kagato.
"Where's the KY hun?"

HAHAHAH! God this made me laugh. I feel pity for the people who don't understand it

 

[ye-roon]

Highlander mom: hus, we have a mouse prob

highlander dad: yeah yeah yeah, will place the moustraps when i have time.

that night: CLANG!

mom: jippiiee the mouse

*walks to trap*

mom: oh darn its only a luri.

dad: STUPID LURI WHY'D U HAVE TO WALK INTO THE MOUSE TRAP NOW MY WIFE GONNA WHINE ME TE HELL FOR PUTTING UP ANOTHER TRAP!

 

[old.Jable]

"oooh, you fit like a glove"