Worst thing you can say to a Luri?

[old.Jable]

top of the list has to be:-

"while you're down there..."

 

[Cloudd_RTD]

"Hey, some parts of you are still stuck to my foot."

- Cloudd

 

[old.Jable]

"sorry dude, must be the beans i had earlier"

 

[old.Jable]

12.47 and i just resorted to a fart gag. im so depressed

 

[Cloudd_RTD]

"Alright, hand me the next one. I believe I can manage to toss this one over Jordheim..." - Old troll saying.

- Cloudd

 

[old.Jable]

"i heard if you shake them, they piss bubbles"

 

[Cloudd_RTD]

"This part reminds me of the cocktail-winers my grandma-troll served at christmas."

- Cloudd

 

[old.windforce]

"can i have your feet as a charmy"

 

[Cloudd_RTD]

Windforce, your avatar scared me..

 

[old.Tohtori]

"We need a tank."

Luri running around the group: "Right here!"

"Seriously guys, can you see one?"

 

[old.windforce]

Originally posted by Cloudd_RTD
Windforce, your avatar scared me..

 

[Lumikki]

Luris are cute, but not as cute as kobbies and iconnus

xx

 

[Cyradix]

A firbolg taking a dump behind a bush and going : whoops, didn't see ya there little fella....

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

~Luri Hero Emerald Rider gets the jump on a small group of Albs~

Luri: Prepare to die, filthy Albs!

~draws sword~

Paladin: Oh my God! Its...its...a Lurikeen Hero!!

~Luri laughs~

Luri: Your lives are now forfe...

~Albs fall about laughing~

Cleric: He is soooo cute!! Can I take him home, pleeeeeeease?

Luri: Hey!

Paladin: Sure hun. Anything for you.

Cleric: Yaaaay! I'll promise to walk him everyday and feed him and play with him!

Luri: OI! I'm a fearsome warrior! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!

~Luri foams at the mouth~

Paladin: First we need to take him to Brother Thomas, down at Vestula Veternarian Abbey and have him neutered.

Luri: What the fu...? :-o

Scout: Hey guys! Look! He is foaming at the mouth! This one has hydrophobia!

~Scout nocks an arrow~

Cleric: Awww...the poor widdle luri is sick. I guess you better put it out of its misery. I'll get another Luri to take back with me.

~Scout shoots and kills the Luri~

Luri: Thank...the...maker!

 

[Bellona]

the best about having sex with an luri is, they are too small to do any resistance

 

[khaldhor]

ROFLMAO at sissyfoo

 

[kinag]

Originally posted by khaldhor
ROFLMAO at sissyfoo

 

[lakih]

"Bite me, peck!"

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by khaldhor
ROFLMAO at sissyfoo

 

[tripitaka]

I would've thought it's ...

'FU*K OFF, you gay c*nt Bucket eating P*ss drinking shit for brains coc* sucking an*l raider - you took my kill'

and then realising its a BW forum mod playing his/her char - or a GOA rep playing his her char.

Big ban / acct de-activation coming up....

 

[Cush]

I couldent understand what you wrote Tripitaka. Its loads of * in your text

 

[-Lonewolf-]

HAHAHAAHH Cush

And mine would be

"Wheres your pot of gold you little shit....."

 

[rakna]

Originally posted by khaldhor
ROFLMAO at sissyfoo

 

[Lambsbreed]

"Don't worry bout the ice, you won't fall that long anyways."

 

[Faeldawn]

"Fetch!"

 

[SilverHood]

Don't get caught short....

 

[Ekydus]

"IT'S A BOY!"

 

[Madonion Slicer]

Luri Noob in Magmel:

"Excuse me sir do you have some change i am a little short"

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

"We're not in f**king Kansas anymore, Toto!"

 

[red_dog]

"Stand up when you talk to me. Oh..."