Women, they will mean my death

[fettoken]

I cant really for my life figure them out. They send out mixed signals just to piss you the hell off. "Hmm, this guy obviously likes me, lets take the piss outta him and be really nice to him but not let him think i have feelings for him"

I just wish she'd ask me to fuck the hell off and never "speak to me" again, but nooo no that would be too ovbvious.

 

[CorNokZ]

If you ever do figure them out, pm me and write a book please

 

[Imgormiel]

I cant really for my life figure them out. They send out mixed signals just to piss you the hell off. "Hmm, this guy obviously likes me, lets take the piss outta him and be really nice to him but not let him think i have feelings for him"

There is a mathematical equation to explain love, 'apparently'. Not that it will make you feel any better, nor should it. These days as a bloke, you are born with a tattoo on your forehead that says 'sucker'.

As a bloke, I don't sympathise/empathise with you. Reason. You need to start being a bloke and letting them know that you aint to be fucked with, start just being friendly, and not showing any feelings to them. Anything less than that and you are dead meat. Two other ways I get round them is by being cheeky but funny, or just plain funny. Either way show you are listening to them and it will be fine. I think you will find they are more scared of their own feelings than they are of you. Just remember when dealing with something where confusion reigns free, go with the flow and keep many irons in the fire

 

[fettoken]

There is a mathematical equation to explain love, 'apparently'. Not that it will make you feel any better, nor should it. These days as a bloke, you are born with a tattoo on your forehead that says 'sucker'.

As a bloke, I don't sympathise/empathise with you. Reason. You need to start being a bloke and letting them know that you aint to be fucked with, start just being friendly, and not showing any feelings to them. Anything less than that and you are dead meat. Two other ways I get round them is by being cheeky but funny, or just plain funny. Either way show you are listening to them and it will be fine. I think you will find they are more scared of their own feelings than they are of you. Just remember when dealing with something where confusion reigns free, go with the flow and keep many irons in the fire

This is just not me, not showing any feelings. Its not like its just some random girl im speaking to. But otherwise, its like you say.

 

[Everz]

I dont get women either, they flirt with you blatently, then you make a move and boom, on comes there bf.. tis bs i tells ya.

 

[fettoken]

Booze is the only think that works so-so, but its not really a long time solution

 

[aika]

ITT: Friendzone

 

[Marc]

I think most men have experienced this at some point in their lives. Just suck it up and move on, or else it will eat you up and make you cautious of every women you get close to.

 

[Aoami]

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

 

[fettoken]

She asked me to call her dirty names and what not, so i just lost it and did just that. And then she acted all innocent for a while, but then said she wanted me to say it. But something tells me she pisses around so with every guy she talks with, like a bainshee feeding from others.

 

[Imgormiel]

She asked me to call her dirty names and what not, so i just lost it and did just that. And then she acted all innocent for a while, but then said she wanted me to say it. But something tells me she pisses around so with every guy she talks with, like a bainshee feeding from others.

Some times you can do too much, some times you can never do enough. Makes ya want to make your eyes roll many times over.... Just remember, feelings do blur wtf is going on, nowt wrong with observing once in a while just to keep yourself in check and not confuse things, else you are playing a game in which she is Queen and tard in the same respect.

And Marc, nothing wrong with being cautious, this is only light compared to what they can do when you've been involved for a long time, then it gets just Pure Evil

 

[soze]

It is even worse when said girl always decides to ask you to dance as your grinding on some random girl. Everytime i tirn down the sure thing in the hope that tonights the night yet everytime random girl has pissed off so does the dream girl.

 

[fettoken]

Myself, im not really cautious. I just think good of people until they become f*ckers. And then i treat them accordingly, but if they like being treated that way, then, i fail >:

 

[Imgormiel]

It is even worse when said girl always decides to ask you to dance as your grinding on some random girl. Everytime i tirn down the sure thing in the hope that tonights the night yet everytime random girl has pissed off so does the dream girl.

Heh, umm, now where have I seen that before? Oh yeah, every time I've been in a long term relationship. Only difference is that when you get home, the smiles start turning into random objects being thrown at you and then putting up with the mood for a week or so ><

 

[Imgormiel]

Myself, im not really cautious. I just think good of people until they become f*ckers. And then i treat them accordingly, but if they like being treated that way, then, i fail >:

Nah, it's they failed. If they can't see that you are being nice and then respond accordingly, then it's not your problem. /ignore = win for those peeps.

 

[Lethul]

Heh, umm, now where have I seen that before? Oh yeah, every time I've been in a long term relationship. Only difference is that when you get home, the smiles start turning into random objects being thrown at you and then putting up with the mood for a week or so ><

Are you grinding random girls at the club when you are in a relationship?

 

[Imgormiel]

Are you grinding random girls at the club when you are in a relationship?

Nope, I just seem to be unlucky enough to attract women when I am in a relationship, and yet when I am single the opposite is fact >< lol It's a gj I have a sense of humour

 

[fettoken]

Nope, I just seem to be unlucky enough to attract women when I am in a relationship, and yet when I am single the opposite is fact >< lol It's a gj I have a sense of humour

This i have heard by many. Obviously we need some way around it xD Bending the rules etc

 

[soze]

Could be worse i hardly ever attract women yet when i do a female friend comes and fucks it up half the time and says "she was not your type" im like female and talking to me is a good start. I watched a film where they called it twotblocking which made me laugh.

 

[fettoken]

Could be worse i hardly ever attract women yet when i do a female friend comes and fucks it up half the time and says "she was not your type" im like female and talking to me is a good start. I watched a film where they called it twotblocking which made me laugh.

You mean cockblocking xD

 

[Overdriven]

Soze, usually means the female wants you if they do that :d

 

[Lamp]

*adops Zoidberg voice*

such pearls of wisdom

 

[soze]

You mean cockblocking xD

She hasn't got a cock so its twotblocking i think its an american word for fanny

She might be interested but if she is she needs to stop saying no

 

[Imgormiel]

She hasn't got a cock so its twotblocking i think its an american word for fanny

She might be interested but if she is she needs to stop saying no

On the whole, I didn't find American women to be like this, it seems wholly attributed to stuck up English women who think they are the cut above the rest. For example, I got loads of questions about American women when I came home from Chicago from women. And when I told them about the way women were over there and the reasons why (obviously there's a philosophical and humanitarian reason why after observation) it seemed the English women were slightly challenged but not offended. Observation suggests since then, no apparent change. Hence why I wanna fuck off to the US. At least I got an honest and open conversation there and they were generally interested in me. And I get extra bonus but really it's all crap to me and the reason being is that white women over here should be just same as they are over there. But obviously some fucked up shit is in the works that says to them that this shouldn't be the case.

OK to them I was different and interesting and 'foreign'. But to me it makes difference, I speak the same language, culture is a universal thing and it just comes down to preference which is the most important thing that seems to bypass women in my country. They should think about why they are attracted to a certain person as opposed to class, religion, sex (ok this isn't for all), features, and most important of all, their personality.

It shouldn't be about women's games and fucking prerogative. Fuck you on that score. If you can't say that you want a coffee or tea or whatever in the same respect that you want to be with someone - a basic start in life. Then imo you should fo and.... You have no place here, life is short and you should think of an even bigger picture than just screwing people around and the omg I am so much more important than everyone else.

You wanna die lonely, it's there for you. You can choose but do it before you start messing with people's heads. Fact of the matter of the matter is that your partner is just as important as you are and that you should begin to think on that global scale before you start messing with people's heads.

 

[Imgormiel]

On the whole, I didn't find American women to be like this, it seems wholly attributed to stuck up English women who think they are the cut above the rest.

For example, I got loads of questions about American women when I came home from Chicago from women. And when I told them about the way women were over there and the reasons why (obviously there's a philosophical and humanitarian reason why after observation as much as there is a selfish one) it seemed the English women were slightly challenged but not offended - even had their eyes open. And why not? The bigger the place does not suggest the better the chance of finding someone, in fact I'd say become's harder and thus you have to be more open as opposed to being conservative and then hoping that your probability works out. Observation suggests since I've been home, no apparent change, and for the life of me I can't explain why.

Hence why I wanna fuck off to the US. At least I got an honest and open conversation there - no barriers, no shit, just they were generally interested in me and they wanted me to be interested in them. And I get an extra bonus. But really it's all crap to me and the reason being this way is that white women over here should be just same as they are over there. But there is obviously is some fucked up shit going on. Something is in the works that says to them that this shouldn't be the case.

OK to them I was different and interesting and 'foreign'. But to me it makes difference, I speak the same language, culture is a universal thing and it just comes down to preference which is the most important thing that seems to bypass women in my country. They should think about why they are attracted to a certain person as opposed to class, religion, sex (ok this isn't for all), features, and most important of all, their personality. Discrimination in this aspect is down to preferences. After all it's about genes and not money and ofc love, which again seems to escape much the whole equation.

It shouldn't be about women's games and fucking prerogative. Fuck you on that score. If you can't say that you want a coffee or tea or whatever in the same respect that you want to be with someone - a basic start in life. Then imo you should fo and.... You have no place here, life is short and you should think of an even bigger picture than just screwing people around and the omg I am so much more important than everyone else. As much the me me me culture that we have now, when you get older the 'me' becomes your off spring, and that's the only way you as the 'me' survive - through your children.

You wanna die lonely, it's there for you. You can choose but do it before you start messing with people's heads. Fact of the matter of is that your partner is just as important as you are and that you should begin to think on that global scale before you start messing with people's heads.

I is partly le drunk as usual at this part of day. edited quote ofc The bigger game is now edited in that quote, and fuck you if any one denies it

 

[Mey]

I cockblocked like a pro last night! When the guy was stood at the bar he started giving me the wanker sign, I smiled and gave him the thumbs up. Was epic.

 

[fettoken]

Imagine at night, when you are tired and talking to someone over the Internet just before going to bed. And she starts to cock tease you as hell, and giggle.. it's driving me insane in the membrane. She knows me so well, so when i try to tease back she sees through me instantly and giggles some more. I need to focus my mind...

I cockblocked like a pro last night! When the guy was stood at the bar he started giving me the wanker sign, I smiled and gave him the thumbs up. Was epic.

I'd imagine xD

 

[Ezteq]

Hay its not just us!

I spent much of my teenage years in mortal confusion because guys would flirt with me and send out the 'hay babe' signals; then when I responded (and by that time had usually developed a crush on them) they'd go all funny.

usually it was for one of several reasons:

1) they were only doing it to make another girl jealous
2) they were doing it because they were bored and it was something to do
3) they did like me, when they thought i wasn't interested...when I showed I was the thrill of the chase had gone

I can only assume girls operate on the same lines...though if I liked someone I used to tell them and if they liked me back sex would occur, if not i'd be a bit upset for a while then move along, so I could possibly be wrong but that is how I understand it anyway.

Hope this helps?

 

[leviathane]

though if I liked someone I used to tell them and if they liked me back sex would occur, if not i'd be a bit upset for a while then move along,

Hope this helps?

Back sex mmmmm xD

 

[Ezteq]

I actually have had that, its not all that great tbh.