Women are weird no?

[Greef]

I will always be a woman n00b.

Women will always be a bit of a mystery.

Then again, I like to think that unravelling the mystery of women is one of the things that makes life interesting.

 

[Meatballs]

Originally posted by FatBusinessman
Ah, but what kind of 3rd order differential equation? Homogeneous? Separable? Or just plain linear?

You really should be more specific.

Homogeneous Linear Equations

 

[SilverHood]

how did that quote go?

Women were made to please the eye and trouble the mind.

 

[caLLous]

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

 

[Meatballs]

Downloading from dodgy domain names get you a virus though

 

[nath]

Originally posted by old.Fweddy
I am the woman, n00b...

Fixed. LOLZ Joeks m8!!

Originally posted by Big G
"I DONT WANT ANOTHER FRIEND, I'VE GOT FRIENDS, I WANT A GOOD OLD FASHIONED GORILLA FUCK".

 

[Yoni]

LOL really you *boys* really haven't spent enough time round us have you LOL

/me goes back to knitting and talking about kittens

 

[Summo]

What's this now? Yoni is a girl?

Dammit, who else is a girl?

 

[old.Fweddy]

I am, as nath figured out.

You have a very nice personality SG, but I think we should just be friends.

 

[S-Gray]

aw dammit like

i have a nice personality yeah, but isnt that what counts in a relationship?!!?

WELL?!

 

[Sir Frizz]

Afraid not, you *need*:

a) A BIG cock,
b) An athletic body
c) Loadsa money
d) A BIG cock

 

[LTF]

e) fast/expensive motor

 

[old.Fweddy]

Originally posted by Sir Frizz
Afraid not, you *need*:

a) A BIG cock,
b) An athletic body
c) Loadsa money
d) A BIG cock

Two big cocks?

 

[Sir Frizz]

The more the merrier.

+

=

HAPPINESS

 

[mr.Blacky]

Originally posted by Summo
What's this now? Yoni is a girl?

Dammit, who else is a girl?

You didn't know that? hehe tho she has the trousers on in her house just ask CAC

/edit until she sends them to me as she promised

 

[Mellow-]

gurlz are purdy, you have to use them to make them like you


super_gray got used like a roll of toilet paper!

 

[Yoni]

Originally posted by Sir Frizz
Afraid not, you *need*:

a) A BIG cock,
b) An athletic body
c) Loadsa money
d) A BIG cock

poor misguided fool a good personality counds for a lot imo Super_Gray (dont let anyone tell you otherwise) although I am not 17 either although to be 17 with hindsight would be fun hehehehe

 

[Greef]

Originally posted by Y0ni
LOL really you *boys* really haven't spent enough time round us have you LOL

No, you're right, most of us *ahem* men -need- alot more time 'with' women, if you know what I mean. lol

/me goes back to knitting and talking about kittens

hehe is that -all- you do?????

Anyway, who let a girl in here?

 

[Greef]

Originally posted by Y0ni
poor misguided fool a good personality counds for a lot imo Super_Gray (dont let anyone tell you otherwise) although I am not 17 either although to be 17 with hindsight would be fun hehehehe

She's lying: for long term success with a quality girl, you need significant assets.













whether it's well filled trousers, or a heavily stuffed wallet is a matter of style!

 

[Greef]

Originally posted by Sir Frizz
Afraid not, you *need*:

a) A BIG cock,
b) An athletic body
c) Loadsa money
d) A BIG cock

bah, I've seen beached old whales of men on the beach with pretty young girlfriends. It doesn't matter if you've got a small penis and a fat ugly body if you're stinking rich. Girls will still like you.

Originally posted by Sir Frizz
Afraid not, you *need*:

a) Loadsa money

Fixed!



edit: Do I come across as bitter on this subject, by the way?



Nothing to do with my recent breakup with my ex-girlfriend. I suspect she has done me in for a recently rich, weedy, pathetic little old man.

 

[Summo]

All women want is some serious, deep dickin'.

 

[CAC]

Originally posted by mr.Blacky
You didn't know that? hehe tho she has the trousers on in her house just ask CAC

/edit until she sends them to me as she promised

yeah well yoni likes it when i put her dresses on

 

[Yoni]

Originally posted by Summo
All women want is some serious, deep dickin'.

yah yah yah we all love it up us

LMAO I think you will find again that that statement is incorrect although I can think of a word rhyming with dicking which is probably more accurate

 

[Xtro]

Originally posted by Summo
All women want is some serious, deep dickin'.

Its answers like that that just about sum up why most of you lot don't appear to have a fucking clue about women.

Rule 1 - Treat women just the same as blokes. ie. like omg REAL PEOPLE not a a fucking sex object.

Rule 2 - there are no other rules.

Just fucking talk to women naturally. The amount of pricks who think they have to "act" is amazing. Be yourself don't try to impress.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

I'm sure Summo was 100% serious

(I'm not serious here either, in case it flies over your head as much as Summo's reply did)

 

[Greef]

Been watching edit: the usual suspects?

 

[(Shovel)]

OMG SUMMO IS TEH DISGRACEFUL WOMAN BEATER OR SUMMAT!?111

What is it with fucking sarcastic replies at the minute? Why am I reduced to this?

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by Greef
Been watching edit: the usual suspects?

Yeah I just watched it, I'd forgotten how fantastic Del Toro is in it.

 

[mr.Blacky]

Originally posted by CAC
yeah well yoni likes it when i put her dresses on

psshhh let me gues Yoni told you to edit it. gah I shouldnt have told her lol.

 

[Greef]

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
Yeah I just watched it, I'd forgotten how fantastic Del Toro is in it.

A class film. I've got the collectors edition DVD. Must watch it again soon.