Fact Within half an hour I'll be a millionaire

[CorNokZ]

Last week I bought my first Euro Jackpot ticket and won just enough for a new ticket. The sheer rush of actually winning has got me hooked!

This week the pot is at a staggering 39 million euros. The next draw is in roughly 20 minutes and I will win the lot. Just thought I'd tell you guys first

 

[Scouse]

Can I have a boat? One big enough to live on.

You and whatever cooky biatch you're seeing are welcome to join me for a jaunt.

 

[CorNokZ]

Can I have a boat? One big enough to live on.

You and whatever cooky biatch you're seeing are welcome to join me for a jaunt.

I wouldn't buy you a fish n' chips, even if you were starving mate

 

[CorNokZ]

I wouldn't buy you a fish n' chips, even if you were starving mate

This money is already turning me into a cold hearted bastard!!

 

[Ormorof]

you are hardly going to win it as it has my name all over it, its clearly my turn...


on average i win enough on the lotto per year to pay for my lotto tickets

 

[Scouse]

This money is already turning me into a cold hearted bastard!!

Nah. Just like some old fogie you'll keep your job in the post office on $6 an hour and put most of it away for the children. You might treat yourself to "a nice meal" now and again.



You know, I fucking hate people without the imagination to spend their lottery winnings creatively. They should have to pass a test to show they're worth receiving the winnings. Or it defaults to me, my hookers and my ski-resort mountain of coke.

 

[Raven]

Buy me a porn star and a shed please.

Oh and some rope.

 

[Chilly]

I'll give you £100 if you win a million.

 

[Lamp]

My friend is a Nigerian Prince who is unable to access his huge personal fortune due to a revolutionary coup........

 

[CorNokZ]

Numbers won't be released for another three hours! I see myself as a millionaire until then! Wooooo!

 

[mooSe_]

I would like one of these so I can ride it into work plz thx:

 

[Olgaline]

Numbers won't be released for another three hours! I see myself as a millionaire until then! Wooooo!

Don't forget to quit your job and burn your bridges!

 

[TdC]

good luck. contrary to the others here I sincerely hope you win, and I don't want anything from you if you do

 

[Raven]

I like the schroeder's cat approach to your fortune. I am often a multi millionaire until I check the results in the morning.

 

[Edmond]

Do you mean Schrödinger's cat, or does the peanuts character have a cat?

 

[Scouse]

good luck. contrary to the others here I sincerely hope you win, and I don't want anything from you if you do

I like your sneaky, yet transparent, tactics.

 

[Olgaline]

 

[georgie]

So, a loaf of bread then.

 

[Overdriven]

Just got back from Watford, trolololol at a new card and 33m.

 

[Ctuchik]

This money is already turning me into a cold hearted bastard!!

Isn't it "more of a"??

 

[georgie]

Just got back from Watford, trolololol at a new card and 33m.

um, eh?

What's in Watford? Birthday card, credit card, Donor Card? 33 million, 33 miles, 33 metres?

 

[Overdriven]

Watford is where you pick up any lottery winnings over £50,000

 

[DaGaffer]

You know, I fucking hate people without the imagination to spend their lottery winnings creatively. They should have to pass a test to show they're worth receiving the winnings. Or it defaults to me, my hookers and my ski-resort mountain of coke.

How unimaginative.

(For the record 8 million is the minimum I would need for "fuck you" money, anything less and I probably have to carry on working).

 

[Overdriven]

(For the record 8 million is the minimum I would need for "fuck you" money, anything less and I probably have to carry on working).

£65,000 a year (without tax) for about 123.08 years on winning 8m. I don't think I'd work.

 

[Lamp]

Watford is where you pick up any lottery winnings over £50,000

and get it nicked off you by the chavs waiting outside the office

 

[DaGaffer]

£65,000 a year (without tax) for about 123.08 years on winning 8m. I don't think I'd work.

You could do a lot better than that per year; and optimist that I am, I wouldn't expect to be around for 123 years.

 

[soze]

I want a lottery win so i can have a sound proofed house. At this point I would be willing to pay ex sas soldiers to shoot the birds in my back garden (with silenced weapons of course). I really hate being woken up buy some cunty little bird singing it's head off at 4.45.

 

[TdC]

I want a lottery win so i can have a sound proofed house. At this point I would be willing to pay ex sas soldiers to shoot the birds in my back garden (with silenced weapons of course). I really hate being woken up buy some cunty little bird singing it's head off at 4.45.

tbh I agree: as if sleeping with broken bones wasn't bad enough...my entire body aches, front and back. once I finally drop off...birds galore gang up outside my bedroom to celebrate the dawn or some such nonsense. why can't the snooty bastards celebrate the day..at like 2pm or something?

 

[CorNokZ]

FUCKING SHIT WAS RIGGED! No winners this week..

I'll grab it next week then! Stay tuned!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I love sleeping to the sound of birds. Falling asleep to them waking up is awesome.