Werewolf Winter Wolf

[old.Tohtori]

You wouldn't know REAL alcohol if it bit you on the arse Olgaline, you're one of those fancy alcohol boys!

 

[`mongoose]

blimey!

Whoda thought it. Our poor town mayor murdered

Alas poor will I knew him a little bit.

Any clues as to who these ebil forces are?

M

 

[Jupitus]

Well I don't see anyone walking round ranting and covered on blood spatters, so .... err... no, no clues

 

[Uara]

I think it has to be the easter bunny, he's always jealous of our present giving abilities

 

[`mongoose]

shhh be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!

M

 

[Ch3tan]

No!



I'm the new mayor-elect! *hic*

So you are not a villager, what are you then?

ofcause we'r allowed alchohol...
Hell I drink it by the buckets

we are? And why are you drinking out of buckets, what are you?

I think it has to be the easter bunny, he's always jealous of our present giving abilities

You have present giving abilities? What are you?

 

[RandomBastard]

So you are not a villager, what are you then?

Hmm given the game away here? I am not a villager... I am an Elf...

You have present giving abilities? What are you?

An Elf... what are you? an elf killer?

vote:ch3tan the elf killer

 

[Ch3tan]

hmm... ok.

So how do elves give presents then? I thought that was santa's job, on his sleigh, driven by reindeers. Elves make presents.

You seem a little confused about your own role there Random.

More confusing is the fact I did not even ask the question of you. Unless you are joint at the hip with either Jup, Uara or Olgaline?

Care to explain?

 

[taB]

Heh, was waiting to see if someone would use the V word!

No villagers here matey.

 

[Uara]

Lol Random, was just going to come out with something similar!! Yes I am an Elf and I do love giving out presents!! Makes me feel all warm and glowy inside.

 

[Ch3tan]

Same question Uara. Since when did Elves give out presents instead of making them?

You all seem confused.

Well we seem to have one group in this town worked out.

We have (apparently) got a group of Elves. Although they seem confused as to their role.

 

[RandomBastard]

So how do elves give presents then? I thought that was santa's job, on his sleigh, driven by reindeers. Elves make presents.

And how would santa deliver presents without elves, he is just the spokesperson, it takes millions of elfhours to make and deliver presents.

More confusing is the fact I did not even ask the question of you. Unless you are joint at the hip with either Jup, Uara or Olgaline?

Care to explain?

Sure thing, I felt your comments warranted examining by all not just those to whom you had posed the questions, I was not answering them merely poking holes in your argument. I also only commented on the two bits that I felt needed poking, personally I too would like to know where Olgaline got his buckets of alchohol, my basement seems to be missing some bottles of elf whiskey....

 

[Uara]

Indeed, we're all part of the process in the present business, Santa may be the face of the present giving situation, but he doesn't have time to deliver them everywhere, he gets the most important children, whilst we help him out giving them to the rest of the child population of the world. Plus ofc I do make them during the year.

Hmmmmm i wonder if Jup would be able to share some of his whiskey, I finished off the last of mine last night and havent had a chance to re-supply!

 

[Ch3tan]

I don't buy the present giving bit. That is santa's job, because he is magical. Making the presents I can live with. What kind of fucked up alternate reality is this?

 

[taB]

You all seem confused.

I'm not confused.

vote : Ch3tan (honestly didn't think I'd be doing that so soon after my sarcy post in the other thread - sorry)

There are normos who in other lands have been villagers while in Lapland they are twinkly toe'd elves with pointy appendages.

From your comment you aint one of us (by us I mean me and other good, innocent and effeminate beings). So odds are you're a naughty person and as such we should ram a sack of coal down your throat!


P.S. Forum keeps dying on me today so it's taking longer to post than I would like

Edit: for spelling

 

[Ch3tan]

Hmmmmm i wonder if Jup would be able to share some of his whiskey, I finished off the last of mine last night and havent had a chance to re-supply!

How do you hope to survive if you cannot even pay attention. Jup was drinking vodka.

 

[Olgaline]

Yes I do like my buckets and alchohol, Especially the grain based ones..yum yum!
whisky is grain based...so sure I might have been in you whisky..exept
bottles arent really my thing, so I suspect you'll have to look els where...

what I am is obviouse, what I am not is for you to figure out..

 

[Ch3tan]

How dare you, you young whippersnapper! I've been breeding elk round these parts since before you were even an itch in your poor papa's lederhosen!!!

Breeding elk? Well I suppose that rules him out of being an Elf then. Too busy making those millions of presents I would imagine, to breed Elk.

 

[Ch3tan]

Yes I do like my buckets and alchohol, Especially the grain based ones..yum yum!
whisky is grain based...so sure I might have been in you whisky..exept
bottles arent really my thing, so I suspect you'll have to look els where...

what I am is obviouse, what I am not is for you to figure out..

Yes, but I was hoping for more of a clue and you have just given it to me.

So we now have to groups, and, before anyone asks you must figure out the second group for yourself. No point giving any evil influences an easy ride.

 

[Uara]

How do you hope to survive if you cannot even pay attention. Jup was drinking vodka.

Ooops, yeah I was distracted by Random's comment that bottles of Whiskey were missing from his basement!

 

[Jupitus]

I haven't stolen any whiskey, and my Vodka is home brew - those elks produce alot of wee, ya know!

Anyone fancy a bottle?

And why vote for stuffing coal down Ch3tans (overgrown) elven gob, eh? Got a bit of a violent urge going on there? Hmm???

 

[Ch3tan]

You did not actually answer any of my questions there I notice Jup.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I think you all need a bit of a slapping for kowing sh*t all about lapland :lol:

We got reindeer, booze, big feasts and lots of sex 'cause it's dark and boring.

Seeing as we don't have women around today..which seems kind of...well...more boring, i'm not at all suprised someone went on a killing spree.

Ch3tan sure is pointing fingers at every orafice known to man, but there's nothing new there.

But tab saying "From your comment you aint one of us ", and me not trusting an elf as far as i can throw one (roughly 33 feet or so), vote: tab

Due to admittance of elf-hood and bandwagoning *nod*

 

[Jupitus]

You did not actually answer any of my questions there I notice Jup.

Do I ever??

 

[Ch3tan]

Lets all do the Jup dance!

step to the left, step to the right!

sidestep!

repeat.

 

[Ch3tan]

Also I note that some town members have not yet deigned to make themselves known.

 

[MYstIC G]

And why vote for stuffing coal down Ch3tans (overgrown) elven gob

Not really following the thread in great detail at the moment but I don't recall seeing anywhere in a definitive form that Chet is an elf? Can somebody please quote me where that actually is if I'm being retarded.

 

[Ch3tan]

You won't because I never claimed to be anything.

 

[Jupitus]

Ooops... was I stirring things up?

Wouldn't catch any others round here doing that..... right?

 

[Ch3tan]

If you are going to stir things up, try and at least be factual. Telling porkies tends to draw the wrong kind of attention.