wierd dreams

[pikeh]

I tend to have very similiar dreams, bad ones about being late for things. I have always worried about being late for everything (bordering on an obsession tbh) and my dreams always involve me being late or not being able to turn up for things, mostly in familiar settings.

I had some proper scary 'night-terrors' when I was a kid though, like fucking crazy weird ones.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lot of dreams, too many to mention, too few to interest without context and way too long to describe in full.

Weirdest ones are reality dreams, where the dream has no dream qualities, but every real life quality(including feelings and sensations). Makes you wonder really.

 

[Raven]

Strange dream last night. It was my mate's stag do but it was held at work where some of my female colleagues were the strippers, it was all very artistically done though. Then there was a drugs raid and I had weed in my desk drawer...but it was OK because it turned out my boss smoked too. (I don't even smoke weed any more, not for a good 3 years!)

Maybe hidden meaning that I spend too much time working and not enough time looking at porn and doing drugs!

 

[Edmond]

Maybe hidden meaning that I spend too much time working and not enough time looking at porn

 

[Wij]

No. Weed makes biftas and biftas are phallic. You want cock!

 

[sayward]

Am I the only one that thought he'd weed in his desk drawer?

 

[Edmond]

Am I the only one that thought he'd weed in his desk drawer?

Yes....yes you are

 

[Overdriven]

Dreamt last night I was walking across the bridge near Kings College London and that I accepted a job offer from some random company, then it turns out that company started a support contract with out company recently.. Never even heard of them till then. I didn't even know they took out a contract till I heard a friend in the support group talking about them =|

 

[Wazzerphuk]

No. Weed makes biftas and biftas are phallic. You want cock!

Oh. I must really want the cock.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I don't remember much but what remains with me is:

There was some government advert on TV, like drink/drive campaigns but about something else, only I'm not sure what.

Anyway, this advert culminated in a woman giving exceptionally fast, robotic fellatio on a man in an oxygen mask, lying on his back. It got so fast and intense (way beyond human speed) that when he climaxed he coughed up loads of internal blood into his mask. I think he died. I then decided to write a letter to Ofcom in complaint.

So.... yeah. Fucking WEIRD.

 

[Wij]

I don't remember much but what remains with me is:

There was some government advert on TV, like drink/drive campaigns but about something else, only I'm not sure what.

Anyway, this advert culminated in a woman giving exceptionally fast, robotic fellatio on a man in an oxygen mask, lying on his back. It got so fast and intense (way beyond human speed) that when he climaxed he coughed up loads of internal blood into his mask. I think he died. I then decided to write a letter to Ofcom in complaint.

So.... yeah. Fucking WEIRD.

YOU were that woman.

 

[Bigmac]

I dream't I was masturbating a wraith queen that turned into a human female as she jizzed. I sniffed my fingers then ate a bacon sandwich without washing my hands.

Woke up thinking wtf! I need to cut down on watching stargate atlantis.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You should've woken up hungry for a bacon sandwich.

 

[TdC]

You should've woken up hungry for a bacon sandwich.

anyone who doesn't is clearly a wrong 'un!

 

[soze]

I had a freaky dream last night. The dream it self was really boring actually. But then out of nowhere this girl I used to work with 3 years ago (I may have had an obsession like crush) shows up in the dream and just says "Hi". I am then woken up by my phone which is showing me that the same girl has just commented on my Facebook. It was a bit of a head fuck to be honest.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I have no idea what I was dreaming about last night but I woke up with the word "cabbage" stuck really strongly in head. I don't even like cabbage.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Waiting for a bus. Get on and it's our producer driving it(full bus of people), going to his comedy stand-up gig(hang in there), i'm thinking "I'll be late for work", he mentions that i'm lucky i got on as it's a sold out show as we drive up a steep hill with a shopping mall next to it. Get to the show and it's one of those school hall type things with tables set up for dinner. People taking seats etc for the show. I find myself a seat and then some form of government agency type investigators come over and start asking me questions about my raygun and other spacey stuff.

Last nights top dream.

 

[TdC]

A few days ago I woke from a dream of having sex with my boss' boss (a woman, Wazz ) to my work phone ringing. It wasn't her but I'd certainly fucked up something as half the world was mad at me

 

[Fweddy]

Last night I dreamt that loads of ladybirds kept crawling out my nose.

 

[Lamp]

Had a weird one last night

I was round a friend's house having dinner. As the guest, I was required to do the washing-up. For some reason, I had to wash the dishes in a tiny water reservoir located in the engine compartment of his Fiat Panda. Apparently I actually shouted out "this is fucking stupid" when I had to dry the dishes in the passenger front seat, which woke my Mrs up.

Very odd. I don't normally have issues with washing-up procedure...

 

[Job]

I have loads of dreams where I can run really fast without tiring and Im constantly showing off this ability in normal situations...like running faster than the traffic down an ordinary street.

 

[DaGaffer]

I have this weird dream where I'm reading a thread on FH and then I realise its four fucking years old, and then monsters 'n jumping off space stations 'n stuff.

 

[TdC]

Two nights ago I had this dream that a roller-derby punk girl I know was stamping on old SCSI cards with her quad-skates.

 

[old.Osy]

OP is wierd. But the word is Weird.

 

[Raven]

Thread necro.

I have been taking champix to help give up smoking, doing well so far, 2 weeks in.

Anyway, one of the side effects is supposed to be nightmares, not getting them (kinda) but my dreams are extremely vivid at the moment, I have never had dreams that felt more real.

Last night was all about fat birds, in a lorry, in a field, in an office, very disturbing. Even waking up and going back to sleep didn't break the cycle.

 

[Job]

You know the cure