why women should NOT be allowed to work

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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Join the army Karam! You will be surrounded by men and you won't have to put up with 'hormonal hoes' ruining your life. :p
 
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oblivion_6

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give it a week or two and youll have a whole army core of women gettin their time of the month in synch

ah the joy of a full regiment who cant fight for one week each month as their feelin to fragile
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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At least the Geneva Convention prevents the use of entire squadrons of women on PMS. :x I really REALLY wouldn't want to go up against heavily armed, heavily hormonal women when its that time of the month.

On second thoughts, maybe you should join the Navy, Karam, and sign up to be a submariner. Lots of young men in close confines under the sea. Should be your cup of tea. :)
 
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oblivion_6

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and plenty of keel hauling to keep a young lad entertained
 
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[PS]Riddler

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This made me 'ROFL' irl :D

Sorry... had a bad day at work including women, just made my day :p
 
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Rubric

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Where is the lovely Tilda?
Has somebody bad Killed her?
Skewered on a stick,
& oil just a lick,
Maybe they seasoned & grilled her.
 
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Ceap

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this informal BW ryhiming speak
gives us from the whines a nice break
don't diss the 'ricks
they own more than the Knicks
AFK, gotta go take a leak
 
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Rubric

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Tilda sounds like a girls name,
I guess he dont have much fame,
I hope hes not pissed,
Im sure men hes kissed,
But this rhymes not very tame.
 
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Ceap

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Rubric's poetry gets everywhere
Shit, think i just found some in my hair
now, lets not have wisecracks
bout the film and the wax
this is DAOC, not Something 'Bout Mar(y)
 
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old.m0000

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i agree with karam kinda, some are ok tho

most do fuck all work and just gossip for ages.
 
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Trinilim

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yep, men are much more efficient than women...

especially that fat greasy lazy balding freak show watching day-time television with a bowl of corn chips in his 2$ a day apartment while the spilt beer on his undershirt slowly absorbs into his body.

/sarcasm off


some women are more efficient than men, some men are more efficient than women, it all depends on the type of person and the type of work.

Basically what you did is stereotype half of the planet's population due to 2 chicks that work in your office.

Smooth move exlax :p
 
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Karam_gruul

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Originally posted by Trinilim
yep, men are much more efficient than women...

especially that fat greasy lazy balding freak show watching day-time television with a bowl of corn chips in his 2$ a day apartment while the spilt beer on his undershirt slowly absorbs into his body.

/sarcasm off


some women are more efficient than men, some men are more efficient than women, it all depends on the type of person and the type of work.

Basically what you did is stereotype half of the planet's population due to 2 chicks that work in your office.

Smooth move exlax :p
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for starters, i didnt say they're chicks, theyre old fucking whores.

and secondly, im not just basing it on them, im basing it on every woman in my work, and every woman i've ever met. the fact of hte matter (and this is FACT) is womens hormones lead them to be more emotional than men.

i mean, for an example, one of the teamleaders where i work is this 50 odd year old woman, she's ok sometimes, and an absolute bitch most of the time. one day, she came out and had 'such' a go at my boss (who is on the same lvl as her), how unproffesional can you get?? if that had been a man, he'd have politely asked my teamleader into the meeting room first, then politely explained the situation to him with all the respect he deserves.

i dont trust something that bleeds for 5 days every month and doesnt die, and i dont like it.

just look in nature, males of the species are USUALLY (not always granted) the hunters while the females are the looker aftererers of the off spring. its fact. men would have the children if they were supposed to look after them.

working women is laughable, its rediculous and totally not needed, women cant do anything as well as a man, theres NOTHING a woman can do a man cant do better basically.

the only reason women DO work is because of this fucked up over-humanitarian society we live in today. giving burglers compensation for breaking into someones home and hurting themselves, letting women drive or work along side men, letting gays into the army, removing the death penalty, giving criminals rights.... makes me sick.
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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women are actually made of paper mache. FACT!
 
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Trinilim

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tbh I'd rather put my life in the hands of a female navy seal than karam :p
 
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yeahyeah

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my old firm wouldnt employ women, for the simple fact they get hormonal and have to have time off to have kids
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
women are actually made of paper mache. FACT!
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I thought they were made from lego?
 
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~Mobius~

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Women brighten up the working day. If you've got some attractive women at work. ;)
 
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Ceap

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i would love to see any of u slagging women off say that to their faces, they would laugh at you. stop acting like kids lol

good god, i pity your girl firends.... that said, i doubt certain of u have 'em
 
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Karam_gruul

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Originally posted by Ceap
i would love to see any of u slagging women off say that to their faces, they would laugh at you. stop acting like kids lol

good god, i pity your girl firends.... that said, i doubt certain of u have 'em
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lol i wouldnt slag off a woman to they're face no, why would anyone do that? just like i wouldnt go up to an immigrant on the street and tell him

and i havnt got a bird atm, thank fuck. my last one was rubbish, i'd much rather have the none hastle of being able to play computer games and wank, instead of having some silly bitch asking u to do stuff 24 7 that u really 'really' dont want to do.
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
i'd much rather have the none hastle of being able to play computer games and wank
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Too much information.
 
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Damini

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Karam, you're such a moron it makes my eye twitch. Your trolling is simplistic and intellectually stunted, and the last time real people actually agreed with your opinion on women in the workplace they also used to drink radioactive water for a healthy glow, and prior to that drill holes in their heads to "let the bad spirits out". The idea of having to stay at home and knit booties and iron whilst men who can't even capatalise sentences and try to substantiate their argument with quotes from South Park go out to rule the world fills me with dread.
 
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old.ST200

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Fuck off Skylar.


Go GM hiding or something. Rar.
 
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Yoni

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
some ubor karam politions here

seriously

women shouldnt work with men, they have no control over they're emotions, meaning they're often rude, irrational and just plain bastards alot of the time. how can u seriously have someone like that working where customers might be seeing them? what kind of image will that give to the public?

now men... how many times a day do u see a male mood swing? men DONT get in moods, because its stupid. they are fast, efficient workers that do not have they're visions clouded by hormones.

women were DESIGNED to be at home with the children, cooking and cleaning etc. people cant argue with me about this, its scientific fact, men would have tits if we werent supposed to do the work. THATS why we dont get hormonal, we've evolved to know that being emotional solves nothing in a working situation. woman need they're hormones for ironing and shit.

and no this isnt my way of comming out of the closet, i still think women are teh fit, and ok maybe u should have one gagged somewhere in the work place for men to look at etc.

nuff hath been said
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Now where should I begin

1] by slicing off his testicles
2] ramming a big cunt0ring stick up his backside
3] by explaining that you are clearly mislead young man.

i] We have as much control over our emotions as you dear males - the only reason we get chastised when we have a strop is because we endure a lovely monthly cycle (often incredibly unpleasant involving pain and confusion) - so you see there is a medical reason for us - what is your excuse?

ii] In what way are we designed to stay at home - are us gurlies born with shackles which say attach to kitchen sink at an early age - I think not baby puppeh - if you look to other areas of the world namely new guinea for one it is the boys who stay at home and look after the children and the gurlies who go and work. Oh and whilst I am on my soap box plz have a look at the increases of productivity during the 2nd world war when us gurlies went out to work.

I believe your problem is you object to being managed by a woman because you are nothing more than misogynist - and one of the worst kinds as you seem to believe that women were placed on this earth to look "pretty" and act dumb.

Thankfully you will not go far with that attitude and the likelyhood of you being in a position to employ others is incredibly slim.
 
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Driwen

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
men would have the children if they were supposed to look after them.

working women is laughable, its rediculous and totally not needed, women cant do anything as well as a man, theres NOTHING a woman can do a man cant do better basically.
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There is atleast a few things you would have to agree with that women CAN do better than men thats looking after other people. I mean in nature thats what they were there for AND for taken care of the little farm, while the men hunted. So jobs like nurse/daytaker/teacher(?) are good for women even from your point of view.
 
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