Why do sexbits look so horrible?

[Thadius]

I mean, look at cocks and minges. Not exactly works of art, yet the human races dedicates 99% of thier time trying to get close to them

 

[pikeh]

yes, but i bet someones going to state the exact science for why they do... you mark my words


hold on a sec...

 

[Mojo]

Some are better looking than others which says a lot about your sex bits me thinks.

 

[Thadius]

Some are better looking than others which says a lot about your sex bits me thinks.

I like you lie

Most gashses look like a harsh axe wound

 

[Overdriven]

yes, but i bet someones going to state the exact science for why they do... you mark my words


hold on a sec...

yeh, but i bet someones going to state the actual science for why it does... you mark my words

-_-

 

[Solo]

You will never get a career in the stunt cock industry

 

[Ormorof]

photos or it doesnt exist? (im sorry... ill get my coat)

 

[Overdriven]

photos or it doesnt exist? (im sorry... ill get my coat)

Just.. Ewww...







Later

 

[Lamp]

Why do you think a vagina is sometimes called a monkey ? Cos it can resemble a screaming gibbon.

Sometimes, it can look like a bulldog chewing mayonaise tho...

 

[Azurus]

I was talking to a girl about this the other day, she said something along the lines of 'Why are penises so ugly? Couldn't they just look like a kitten's head, which you tickle until it throws up?'

 

[old.Tohtori]

*looks*

*gets OD on the screen to *blink**

I need more whiskey...

 

[Overdriven]

I shall not *blink* for every thread! Only some are considered worthy!

 

[Thadius]

I need more whiskey...

You always need whiskey!

Face it, Freddyshouse makes you an alcholic!

 

[old.Tohtori]

You always need whiskey!

Face it, Freddyshouse makes you an alcholic!

No no no! There's a difference in "always needing whiskey" and "always drinking whiskey"

This thread just made me realise i need EVEN MORE whiskey at the moment.

 

[Thadius]

No no no! There's a difference in "always needing whiskey" and "always drinking whiskey"

Denial is a bitch

 

[Overdriven]

Denial is a bitch

That's why you strap her to a chair and **** her till she goes away!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Denial is a bitch

Funny story, at this local strip club i visit...erhm...heard of..there's a dancer named...ah f*ck it, that story is too boring and not at all funny.

Anyhoo, i don't have a problem. I drink, i get drunk. No problem!

That's why you strap her to a chair and **** her till she goes away!

Ah f*ck, that's scary, you know her too!

 

[Overdriven]

Ah f*ck, that's scary, you know her too!

Aye :] Too bad she moved locations, I liked being fucked by denial.

 

[Sparx]

what you on about?! i love the look of a greasy kebab

fucking love it, just actually had some she's sleeping now

 

[Lamp]

Speaking as a married heterosexual man, I don't make a habit of studying at other men's penises. But my wife tells me that circumsised penises are much more attractive than uncut.
(Personally, a steak tube is a steak tube, cut or uncut)

 

[Gotrag]

Well yeah I can't say I think about it much.

Saying that though, it can't be that bad or nobody on here would be talking about "I fucked her" "I'd fuck her"

 

[echome]

Well yeah I can't say I think about it much.

Saying that though, it can't be that bad or nobody on here would be talking about "I fucked her" "I'd fuck her"

Mate... I think most people HERE talk about "I'd fuck her" and not "I fucked her"...

 

[Gotrag]

Mate... I think most people HERE talk about "I'd fuck her" and not "I fucked her"...

I agree, but people also lie

 

[echome]

I agree, but people also lie

You speak ze truth !

 

[Overdriven]

I don't think people understood the irony of the post.. Getting fucked by denial is a daily thing. We put it in a method for underlings to understand. All we did (atleast, Toht and myself) was put into a perspective of where we made 'her' a 'woman' and how we'd like to do it back, so it would know how it felt.

*Pats everyone who didn't understand*

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't think people understood the irony of the post.. Getting fucked by denial is a daily thing. We put it in a method for underlings to understand. All we did (atleast, Toht and myself) was put into a perspective of where we made 'her' a 'woman' and how we'd like to do it back, so it would know how it felt.

*Pats everyone who didn't understand*

Really? I was just talking about Denial, the local stripper who gives better head then a ten ton truck hauls a**

 

[Overdriven]

Really? I was just talking about Denial, the local stripper who gives better head then a ten ton truck hauls a**

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! My reasoning sounds better than that! Makes the thread sound less sleazy!