Why do sexbits look so horrible?

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Thadius, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. Thadius

    Thadius Part of the furniture

    I mean, look at cocks and minges. Not exactly works of art, yet the human races dedicates 99% of thier time trying to get close to them :(
     
  2. pikeh

    pikeh Resident Freddy

    yes, but i bet someones going to state the exact science for why they do... you mark my words :)


    hold on a sec...
     
  3. Mojo

    Mojo Fledgling Freddie

    Some are better looking than others which says a lot about your sex bits me thinks. :p
     
  4. Thadius

    Thadius Part of the furniture

    I like you lie :p

    Most gashses look like a harsh axe wound :p
     
  5. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich




    -_-
     
  6. Solo

    Solo Fledgling Freddie

    You will never get a career in the stunt cock industry
     
  7. Ormorof

    Ormorof Resident Freddy

    photos or it doesnt exist? (im sorry... ill get my coat)
     
  8. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    Just.. Ewww...







    Later ;)
     
  9. Lamp

    Lamp I am a FH squatter

    Why do you think a vagina is sometimes called a monkey ? Cos it can resemble a screaming gibbon.

    Sometimes, it can look like a bulldog chewing mayonaise tho...
     
  10. Azurus

    Azurus Can't get enough of FH

    I was talking to a girl about this the other day, she said something along the lines of 'Why are penises so ugly? Couldn't they just look like a kitten's head, which you tickle until it throws up?'
     
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  11. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    *looks*

    *gets OD on the screen to *blink**

    I need more whiskey...
     
  12. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    I shall not *blink* for every thread! Only some are considered worthy!
     
  13. Thadius

    Thadius Part of the furniture

    You always need whiskey! :D

    Face it, Freddyshouse makes you an alcholic!
     
  14. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    No no no! There's a difference in "always needing whiskey" and "always drinking whiskey" :D

    This thread just made me realise i need EVEN MORE whiskey at the moment.
     
  15. Thadius

    Thadius Part of the furniture


    Denial is a bitch :(
     
  16. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    That's why you strap her to a chair and **** her till she goes away!
     
  17. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Funny story, at this local strip club i visit...erhm...heard of..there's a dancer named...ah f*ck it, that story is too boring and not at all funny.

    Anyhoo, i don't have a problem. I drink, i get drunk. No problem!

    Ah f*ck, that's scary, you know her too! :D
     
  18. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    Aye :] Too bad she moved locations, I liked being fucked by denial.
     
  19. Sparx

    Sparx Cheeky Fucknugget

    what you on about?! i love the look of a greasy kebab

    fucking love it, just actually had some she's sleeping now
     
  20. Lamp

    Lamp I am a FH squatter

    Speaking as a married heterosexual man, I don't make a habit of studying at other men's penises. But my wife tells me that circumsised penises are much more attractive than uncut.
    (Personally, a steak tube is a steak tube, cut or uncut)
     
  21. Gotrag

    Gotrag Fledgling Freddie

    Well yeah I can't say I think about it much.

    Saying that though, it can't be that bad or nobody on here would be talking about "I fucked her" "I'd fuck her"
     
  22. echome

    echome Fledgling Freddie

    Mate... I think most people HERE talk about "I'd fuck her" and not "I fucked her"...:)
     
  23. Gotrag

    Gotrag Fledgling Freddie

    I agree, but people also lie :p
     
  24. echome

    echome Fledgling Freddie

    You speak ze truth !:fluffle:
     
  25. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    I don't think people understood the irony of the post.. Getting fucked by denial is a daily thing. We put it in a method for underlings to understand. All we did (atleast, Toht and myself) was put into a perspective of where we made 'her' a 'woman' and how we'd like to do it back, so it would know how it felt.

    *Pats everyone who didn't understand*
     
  26. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Really? I was just talking about Denial, the local stripper who gives better head then a ten ton truck hauls a** :D
     
  27. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! My reasoning sounds better than that! :D Makes the thread sound less sleazy! :D
     

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