Why do sexbits look so horrible?

Thadius

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I mean, look at cocks and minges. Not exactly works of art, yet the human races dedicates 99% of thier time trying to get close to them :(
 

pikeh

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yes, but i bet someones going to state the exact science for why they do... you mark my words :)


hold on a sec...
 

Mojo

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Some are better looking than others which says a lot about your sex bits me thinks. :p
 

Solo

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You will never get a career in the stunt cock industry
 

Ormorof

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photos or it doesnt exist? (im sorry... ill get my coat)
 

Lamp

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Why do you think a vagina is sometimes called a monkey ? Cos it can resemble a screaming gibbon.

Sometimes, it can look like a bulldog chewing mayonaise tho...
 

Azurus

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I was talking to a girl about this the other day, she said something along the lines of 'Why are penises so ugly? Couldn't they just look like a kitten's head, which you tickle until it throws up?'
 

Overdriven

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I shall not *blink* for every thread! Only some are considered worthy!
 

old.Tohtori

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You always need whiskey! :D

Face it, Freddyshouse makes you an alcholic!

No no no! There's a difference in "always needing whiskey" and "always drinking whiskey" :D

This thread just made me realise i need EVEN MORE whiskey at the moment.
 

old.Tohtori

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Denial is a bitch :(

Funny story, at this local strip club i visit...erhm...heard of..there's a dancer named...ah f*ck it, that story is too boring and not at all funny.

Anyhoo, i don't have a problem. I drink, i get drunk. No problem!

That's why you strap her to a chair and **** her till she goes away!

Ah f*ck, that's scary, you know her too! :D
 

Sparx

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what you on about?! i love the look of a greasy kebab

fucking love it, just actually had some she's sleeping now
 

Lamp

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Speaking as a married heterosexual man, I don't make a habit of studying at other men's penises. But my wife tells me that circumsised penises are much more attractive than uncut.
(Personally, a steak tube is a steak tube, cut or uncut)
 

Gotrag

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Well yeah I can't say I think about it much.

Saying that though, it can't be that bad or nobody on here would be talking about "I fucked her" "I'd fuck her"
 

echome

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Well yeah I can't say I think about it much.

Saying that though, it can't be that bad or nobody on here would be talking about "I fucked her" "I'd fuck her"

Mate... I think most people HERE talk about "I'd fuck her" and not "I fucked her"...:)
 

Overdriven

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I don't think people understood the irony of the post.. Getting fucked by denial is a daily thing. We put it in a method for underlings to understand. All we did (atleast, Toht and myself) was put into a perspective of where we made 'her' a 'woman' and how we'd like to do it back, so it would know how it felt.

*Pats everyone who didn't understand*
 

old.Tohtori

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I don't think people understood the irony of the post.. Getting fucked by denial is a daily thing. We put it in a method for underlings to understand. All we did (atleast, Toht and myself) was put into a perspective of where we made 'her' a 'woman' and how we'd like to do it back, so it would know how it felt.

*Pats everyone who didn't understand*

Really? I was just talking about Denial, the local stripper who gives better head then a ten ton truck hauls a** :D
 

Overdriven

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Really? I was just talking about Denial, the local stripper who gives better head then a ten ton truck hauls a** :D

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! My reasoning sounds better than that! :D Makes the thread sound less sleazy! :D
 

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