Why am i so bloody sore ?

[[SS]Gamblor]

Damage to inner chest - you haven't been really really deep throating anything you shouldn't have? have you? Maybe its something to do with the drugs from the clinical trial - might have "turned" you a bit funny?

Chance would be a good thing.


All my friends keep telling me my jokes are the worst they have ever heard

 

[Ezteq]

You may have Meglomanius Erectus.

Your penis may be trying to take over your body.

If you are experiencing an unusually large number of erections, tape it down at night with industrial gaffer tape.

omg thats horrendous!!

Gamb if this has happened to you my number is 09798 24 52 hut hut!!

i suggest you call me immeadiately so i can take advantage of the situation..... i mean aid you in your hour of need...




*looks concerned... yet excited*

 

[Lamp]

Colossal erections and constant phonecalls from women....

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Colossal erections and constant phonecalls from women....

Better know as

Neverbeenanerditis


I used to have that problem ... but then all the women found out it was a wrong number

 

[cHodAX]

Talking of drug trials...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/15/drug_trial/

 

[Ezteq]

man thats horrendous... how much do they pay to do those trails btw?

 

[Mikah75]

do ur ribs hurt? and that leads to the incredible pain in ur ribs and back leading to it hurting to breathe?
if so pm meh and ill tell you whats wrong and how to fix it

 

[tris-]

Talking of drug trials...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/15/drug_trial/

bit of a bummer isnt it. but im going to try do it in the summer of uni. some of em you get over £2k just to stay there all week.

 

[Naetha]

Sounds like a chest infection to me - you should be prescribed some anti-biotics for it tbh. Hope you feel better soon - I had a chest infection for 2 months because I dind't go to the doctors about it, and it sucked

 

[Ezteq]

rofl Naetha, not a sucking chest wound!! reminds me of when i was in Nam

 

[Vladamir]

dont you think thats a lot? i can barely manage to get to 10 a day, usualy bottle out at 8

Smoke my lovesausage 10 times a day instead then

 

[Chronictank]

man thats horrendous... how much do they pay to do those trails btw?

£2000-£3000, depending on the drug and how long the tests go on for.

they knew what they signed up for and were warned of the side affects.
The drugs company also is paying for all private medical care (even tho they dont have to legally)

Just thought i would add that before people join the anti-drug company bandwagon.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

I had the same problem, went to the doctors last tuesday they said i have a sinus and chest infection which made my lung sore at the top and bottom, i could feel it in my back and above my heart which sounds like the same thing your having.

I was given antibiotics and a nasal spray, and it's just about cleared up.

Your best going to the docs and getting some stuff to help ya clear it.

Tbh i fink i have the same thing ... going to the doctor tomorrow , gona try and struggle on through today ( as i have to go go-karting) and i intend to win =):touch:

 

[Bracken]

bird flu?

Only affects women...

 

[Saveus]

maybe you have genital herpies in ure left lung, and warts in your right one... such a man whore

 

[Oysterboy]

Hmm lots of people seem to experience those symptoms these days. Guy from work, who's also an oldtimer in DAoC, got a nasty chest pain 2 days ago, while he was lifting/dragging something heavy. He had trouble breathing afterwards, because it hurt like hell.
(He's on sick-leave now, but will probably be back on Monday.)

He went to the doctor but they couldn't find anything wrong, checked with EKG and a few other things he told me.
It would be surprising if it was anything with his heart anyway, since he's not yet 30 years old.

Probably just sprained a muscle or something imo.

 

[Jarahl]

Havent read whole thread but its kinda like when I strained a fiber in my chest for lifting to much weight. Hurt like hell and couldnt breath properly either for about 4 days

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

just thought id' best post here .


i've been stuck in hospital since sat morning..
i could bearly breath , i was taking very shallow breaths and i felt like i was gona pass out.

I had to phone 999 as my flat mate is away for the next few weeks.
So it turns out i have Pnenomena and possible something else.

I'm on Loads of anti biotics and pain killers and out of work till about monday week.


So lads and ladies , if you haveing chest pains make sure to get it checked out.

I haven't slept more than 2 hours in a row since sat , and i haven't been able to yawn properly either.

P.S. i'm back to spamming =)

 

[Ezteq]

awww gambey sweetie i hope you feel better soon. Haver you got someone there to take care of you?

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

awww gambey sweetie i hope you feel better soon. Haver you got someone there to take care of you?

well Ez youcould always help out


but nahh , i's ok my mammy decided to look after me so i'm back home in ireland for the next week and a bit =)

 

[Ezteq]

aw thats good, make sure to drink plenty of water and have some soup and sleep a lot!

*kiss*

 

[lilmissnaughty]

have some tea.
tea solves all problems.
if everyone in the world all had a cuppa at the same time there would be world peace.
if not we always got Ez's jubblies to fall back on...

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

if not we always got Ez's jubblies to fall back on...

Don't tease me like that .. i'm sick and i can't take it in my delicate condition

 

[Ezteq]

if not we always got Ez's jubblies to fall back on...

ever jumped on an ironing board b4?

 

[lilmissnaughty]

ever jumped on an ironing board b4?

nope but outie said u gettin ya jubblies out was akin to world peace

Originally Posted by Chronictank
p.s or there is world peace
p.p.s or ez shows her jubblies

Originally Posted by Outlander
they are one and the same my man!

if outie said it, it must be true!