Who Wants To Live For-Ever!!

[yevgez]

Now, I have found a device on a interesting website
http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=kornovol
and I think this can interest some of you...

It seems there has been invented a device that reverses polarities in the magnetic resonance in your body and allows you to live longer, if not forever!

What are your opinions on this guys?

Maybe it would help gaming a lot?


Cheers!

 

[tris-]

think its complete dog shit, changing the magnetic resonance in your body isnt gonna do anything, can they prove it works? is the man who made it 300 years old? is he even still alive after making it? when did he make it? the sort of testimonial i wanna see is -

"i put this thing on, tryed to drown my self and was under water for 60 hours and didnt even need to surface for air!!

or

"3/4 of my brain was copped off but thanks to change in magnetic resonance in my body i will survive"

 

[Shocko]

That looks like a load of bollocks, and i'm not going to bother removing the referal from the GET query, in order to see what it's about, however i do have much to say about the concept of living forever.



However, i'm not up for a long post right now, so i'll just say that it would have to work like in The Highlander(Original, not shitty sequals or tele series), or else it wouldn't be any fun. The funness would come from experiancing so many differant ages of history, through aquiring so much knowledge, through being able to abuse your body, and through being able to run around the highlands of scotland, pretending to be a bull with Sean Connery

/EDIT:
Oh, and being able to have sword fights, lopping off people's heads The above reasons are why the original is in my list of All-Time Favourite Films

 

[Ono]

PRICK. FUCK OFF AND DIE.

http://forums.barrysworld.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=415125#post415125



:sleeping:

 

[Damini]

Ono! Such rage! You even used capitals

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by Damini
Ono! Such rage! You even used capitals

DAMN CAPSLOCK.

 

[stu]

Alex Chiu is an internet legend. Much in the same way goatse man is.

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by n3wbie
"3/4 of my brain was copped off but thanks to change in magnetic resonance in my body i will survive"

I think Alex Chiu himself is proof enough of that tbh.

 

[pg_exoshear]

I'll take two.

 

[legendario]

Anti oxidants the way forward

Burn the resonance gizmo transmogrifier.

 

[Wij]

Magnetic Therapy has been around as junk science for over a century. Look up Franz Mesmer on the interweb. If you actually get a decent source you will notice that his case was conclusively disproved. Some gadgees did a series of tests where some people thought they were receiving Mesmer's treatment but actually weren't and some were receiving it but thougt they weren't. Some were and knew they were and some weren't and knew they weren't. The statistics showed that those who thought they were getting the treatment but wern't did exactly as well as those who theought they were and were. Similarly those who thought they weren't and were did as well those who thought they weren't and weren't. Phew ! Solid proof that the only effect is the Placebo effect.

That doesn't stop alternative therapist types still talking about magnetic therapy as if it had some merit though. It's utter dog's cocks. Most 'theraputic magnets' are like fridge magnets. They are arranged with a tight network of north and south poles so that the magnetic field cancels itself out after a few millimetres and doesn't wipe your credit card. They'd barely get though your skin. In fact most of them don't have any effect beyond the velcro pads they are housed in.

And don't get me started on homeopothy !!!

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Wij
And don't get me started on homeopothy !!!

Damn shit-stabbers!

 

[Flimgoblin]

do they still sell radium water?

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Wij
That doesn't stop alternative therapist types still talking about magnetic therapy as if it had some merit though. It's utter dog's cocks. Most 'theraputic magnets' are like fridge magnets. They are arranged with a tight network of north and south poles so that the magnetic field cancels itself out after a few millimetres and doesn't wipe your credit card. They'd barely get though your skin. In fact most of them don't have any effect beyond the velcro pads they are housed in.

The "magnet therapy" has been around for ages, it is used as the basis of network marketing schemes nowdays.