Live Sexy

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Bym

Guest
Live Sexy Before You Die

Apparently, unless I get run over by a bus, or die of something more interesting like too much sex, I have to endure this world for another 53 years, 106 days.

How boring will THAT be :sleeping:
 
X

Xtro 2.0

Guest
...and there's me thinking this was your webcam advert Bym.

Doh.
 
D

Deadmanwalking

Guest
I think mine is broken :( it says i will live to 96 !!

*Gets the rope*
 
K

kameleon

Guest
Thanks bym I only have another 34 years to go
 
C

Cdr

Guest
52 years and 244 days.

I cant be arsed to wait that long - pass me the shotgun someone.
 
E

evilmonkeh

Guest
58 years, 187 days.
sounds like im dieing on my birthday at the page of 74
 
M

Munkey-

Guest
apparently, i'm to die in another 58 years and 100 days. yay
 
D

Deadmanwalking

Guest
How did i manage to get 80 odd ??

:(

I will try again
 
C

Cdr

Guest
Perhaps you're the highlander?

Or maybe you put your birthdate in wrong.........

I bet its the latter :D
 
J

Jupitus

Guest
34 years... puts me just past the half way mark. How depressing is that?:(
 
D

dysfunction

Guest
:eek6:

I've only got 44 years left!!

I'm gonna die young!
 
F

Farsight

Guest
Eeek! Only 32 years and 329 days to go.....

Oh well.... at least I can stop the pension payments now :)
 
W

Wilier

Guest
Buggerin bollocks.

Can someone do mine please? I cant do Flash stuff at work :(

BD is 13 03 71.

Ta.
 
B

Bym

Guest
Originally posted by Wilier

Can someone do mine please? I cant do Flash stuff at work :(

Not quite as simple as that love :)

Does your diet consist of:
a) beer
b) red meat
c) healthy veg

Is your lifestyle that of a:
a) couch potato
b) party animal
c) er, weird man floating in the air? er, you should get the picture!

Exercise?
a) none
b) moderate
c) macho man ;)

Oh, and I'm a bit confused about your sex too?
(JOKE!)
 
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Xtro 2.0

Guest
Umm have you not all worked out that all it does is subtract your age from 74 years :/

Sigh.
 
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Jonaldo

Guest
Originally posted by Xtro 2.0
Umm have you not all worked out that all it does is subtract your age from 74 years :/

Sigh.
Who's a miserable bastard today then? ;)
 
X

Xtro 2.0

Guest
Shut it Holmes, you posted above with no mention of it :p

/edit: I know Omni :/
 
M

mank

Guest
Originally posted by Xtro 2.0
Shut it Holmes, you posted above with no mention of it :p

/edit: I know Omni :/

true, but I'm a mindless sheep and I just followed the trend and do what everyone else does.
 
B

Bym

Guest
Wow, bad tempered or what! Its Friday!!!

(good, unless you work in a hospital and have to work at weeked :()
 
K

kameleon

Guest
Originally posted by Xtro 2.0
Umm have you not all worked out that all it does is subtract your age from 74 years :/

Sigh.

36+34 = 70
 
X

Xtro 2.0

Guest
Kameleon is Joan Collins!

He lies!



etc.

Near enough tho :)
 
J

Jonaldo

Guest
Originally posted by Bym
(good, unless you work in a hospital and have to work at weeked :()
<has an application form for Essex Police sat here ready to be filled in> :(
 
X

Xtro 2.0

Guest
Omni aka DA FUZZ eh?

Good luck mate.

I'm in a bad mood because I've asked work for 6 months off so I can go to NZ and they're being twats about it. Huzzah.
 

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