Who set me the photo challenge?

Sparx

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By the way, when i say the "slightly larger looks like a dude", it's not a bad thing, considering the outlook of the woman :D

In real life, bet she'd be right up my alley(not in that way OD).

that photo doesnt do any of them justice, they are all rather fit
 

old.Tohtori

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that photo doesnt do any of them justice, they are all rather fit

Exactly my point.

Pictures rarely do real...well... "beauty" justice.

Saying "beauty" 'cause it's in the eye of the beholder.

That chick looks rather, dangerous enough.
 

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yeah but if they turned up at your house half naked and wanted a shag, noway you would turn them down. I think they look quite fit if you look deeper. Noway I would turn them down, infact not sure I would turn anything down lol...

Amphrax/Arauddry
 

old.Tohtori

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yeah but if they turned up at your house half naked and wanted a shag, noway you would turn them down.

Funny you should mention that, for i can guarantee i could turn down a shag with any woman on earth.

Just this week an ex f*ckbuddy called and asked if we could "get together" Thursday and i said, "Nah, too much hazzle at the moment, let's see next week."

Sex is a bit overrated, well, not as such, but i can live without.
 

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you're so full of shit :p

Nope, all a 100% truth.

Just because you're a guy, doesn't mean that you're addicted to/must have/will always have sex.

You're talking to the guy who invented the monstrosity called the wankathon, come on :D
 

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I turned down sex with Hayden Panettiere the other day, same thing..too much hazzle fo shizzle seel.
 

old.Tohtori

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I turned down sex with Hayden Panettiere the other day, same thing..too much hazzle fo shizzle seel.

Funneh.

Anyhoo, seriously speaking, i CAN'T be the only one around here who can say no to sex... :eek7:

Though, the girl did wonder "Men can't be like that" when i said i just didn't really need/want some :D
 

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FH is a strange place :|

Those birds are munting compared to some of the fitties I see in clubs sparx :p

But then Trance birds >>>>>> Hardhouse birds :p
 

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FH is a strange place :|

Those birds are munting compared to some of the fitties I see in clubs sparx :p

But then Trance birds >>>>>> Hardhouse birds :p



LOL wtf you on about!!


nah your right, tho there are a few gems in HH

Go to a good House night tho >>>>>everything
 

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Hard House has its charms

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sparx you got a bigger version of the 2 bitches kissing?
 

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Not said not to sex all that many times TBH. There was one bird I remember. Her snatched stank like a cow yard. Left her on the bed with her legs open and was in the car driving off by the time she put her rancid panties back on. Essex girl. What a surprise.
 

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i wish i had enough opportunities so i could say no.

mostly its them screaming no when im making love in the park behind that bush in the dead of night. :(
 

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i wish i had enough opportunities so i could say no.

mostly its them screaming no when im making love in the park behind that bush in the dead of night. :(

As long as you yelled "surprise!"
 

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Not said not to sex all that many times TBH. There was one bird I remember. Her snatched stank like a cow yard. Left her on the bed with her legs open and was in the car driving off by the time she put her rancid panties back on. Essex girl. What a surprise.

Yes, saying no to bad sex is normal, but i believe we're talking about saying no to even MAGNIFICENT sex.

With anyone.

It seems to be "more rare" then i thought :D
 

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wow, you're special toh - give yourself a medal

Like Mister Johnston would say: F'ck off wankmonkey.

I'm not glorifying myself or saying "Look at meeee!", it just came up in this discussion and i thought i'd ask if others were like that.
 

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Like Mister Johnston would say: F'ck off wankmonkey.

I'm not glorifying myself or saying "Look at meeee!", it just came up in this discussion and i thought i'd ask if others were like that.

yep, why would you boink if you werent in the mood anyway :eek7:

i have 2 laps
i'm just jelous you not only get in for nothing, you go in as a VIP :(
 

old.Tohtori

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yep, why would you boink if you werent in the mood anyway :eek7:

The general consensus, on both sides of the sexes, is that men are ALWAYS willing for sex, if they get offered.

Excluding ugly chicks, etc etc situations.

But a general idea is that if a good looker, whatnot, wants sex out of a guy, she gets it. Which is where i call a tiny amount of bullsh*t.
 

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I gotta be honest here - and say that whenever magnificent sex has been on the cards, I've not refused it.
 

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Yes ;)

As for the turning down sex bit,
I dont see any problem turning down sex, infact heh you might find it will get you even more sex, especially if you turn someone down within your "social circle"

Imo all guys should turn down sex at least once in thier life were they dont have to, meaning being sick ect dosent count. it'll boost your ego more than you
might imagine ;)
 

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Imo all guys should turn down sex at least once in thier life

No!

Every guy should do the following:

Pick a girl, any girl.
Warm up the girl all night.
Have her think you two are hitting it off ABSOLUTELY perfect.
Have her think, without implying, that you'll be continuing this after the bar that night.
At last call, or on an appropriate moment, say "Well was fun!" /wave, and f*ck off.

Damn it feels gooooood and i now know why women do it :flame:
 

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I am not talking about knocking back sex with some random (get your kicks however you want).

But for you to say that you would turn down sex with the most A grade chick for you (who ever she is) on the planet is just fucking weird. I doubt you would get any browny points off anyone either :p
 

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I am not talking about knocking back sex with some random (get your kicks however you want).

But for you to say that you would turn down sex with the most A grade chick for you (who ever she is) on the planet is just fucking weird. I doubt you would get any browny points off anyone either :p

That's exactly what we were talking about.

Why would it be weird if you didn't feel like "just having sex"?

IT's not like you're always in this "ready" state to have sex.

It has NOTHING to do with the woman in question, which is another thing people believe, but you're just not always in the mood for sex...or can't be arsed honestly.
 

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No disrespect intended but if say Megan Fox came up to me and I had a headache. The second she said hey do you fancy fucking me I would be ready. There are some things in life that are just to good to turn down.
 

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