Who are you (excal)?

[Damini]

Well, since this forum seems to be stagnating as of late, I'll ask some questions, and you can answer them and we can get to know people better (so that if we decide to turn stalker, our job will be made so much easier)

(also posted this in the prywyywyd OT, so you guys can compare notes )

1) Cats or Dogs?

Cat. No two ways about it. Dogs are demanding, have to make a big fuss everytime they need to poo, eat far too much, and smell odd. Far too much like men for my liking.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Sean Bean, wearing only a thin layer of Excess. Failing that, a kitten (but I must state for ENTIRELY different purposes).

3) Ideal job?

Writer, ideally short articles and novels.

4) Worse job possible?

Writing for a chat magazine.

Kathy was busy cooking Scampi one day for her long distance truck driver lover Gavin. She and Gavin had met one day at Skegness pier, and it had been love at first sight. But now something was wrong...

Or working in an office. Me and office work are just completely incompatable.

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Ghost, but only the dark one, the light one makes me smell like a cabbage patch kid

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Spitting.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Tasty.

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Right now I'm barefoot, but statistically its incredibly unlikely I'll ever be wearing matching socks. Maybe at Christmas or something.



Ok, your turn.

 

[Addlcove]

you just like cat´s because your boyfriends allergic

 

[WPKenny]

DIE!!! JUST DIE!!!

I HATE YOU ALL AND I'M GOING TO COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU ALL!!!

FFSSS!!!!ADMIN"!"¬!¬21`¬¬!

 

[Munkey-]

Cats. cute and fluffy.

Ideal Present. Some diving gear

ideal Job. Journalist

Worst job. Doctor

Aftershave. Old spice

Annoying habit. Spitting

Marmite

Socks. Barefoot as just came back from footy and my feet are covered in blisters

 

[gunner440]

1) Cats or Dogs?

bitches, male dogs suck as they always try to hump ur leg and cats are just pathetic excuses for animals

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

dunno, not too fussy

3) Ideal job?

retired with $$

4) Worse job possible?

cleaning public toilets on a night shift


5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

armani one, i forgot name

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

people who say like more than 5 times in a sentence

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

sick

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

only got 1 sock on for some reason.

 

[Garnet]

Originally posted by WPKenny
DIE!!! JUST DIE!!!

I HATE YOU ALL AND I'M GOING TO COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU ALL!!!

FFSSS!!!!ADMIN"!"¬!¬21`¬¬!

i lub you too

 

[Karam_gruul]

Originally posted by Damini


2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Sean Bean, wearing only a thin layer of Excess. Failing that, a kitten (but I must state for ENTIRELY different purposes).

i... urr... i........ um... errr..... mm... urr... i.... take it your a woman? i always assumed you were a guy. if you ARE a guy......... go see novamir.

 

[Fex]

Look at the avatar !!!!!!111

Its a pictar of Dams for god sake

 

[Belsameth]

Re: Re: Who are you (excal)?

Originally posted by Karam_gruul


i... urr... i........ um... errr..... mm... urr... i.... take it your a woman? i always assumed you were a guy. if you ARE a guy......... go see novamir.

Karam! my god! a somewhat niceish post!
are you alright?
oh, and she's female too

 

[Karnage]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Cats (less slober)

2) Ideal present

Car (with insurance as its stupidly expensive for me being 18)

3) Ideal job?

Computer games tester

4) Worse job possible?

Working in a supermarket (which i am currently doing part-time)

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Lynx: Dimension

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Spitting

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Never tried it

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Matching

 

[old.Xarr]

1) Cats or Dogs?

cats. no doubt in my mind. i fucking hate dogs.

2) Ideal present?

a stripper.

3) Ideal job?

pimp.

4) Worse job possible?

the guy who makes sure the urinal cakes are in place and fresh

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

dark blue by hugo boss or le male by jean-paul gaultier.

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

crotch-scratching.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

i'm not a soup person.

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

yes.

 

[Karam_gruul]

1) Cats or Dogs?

dogs, scarier

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

suzuki huyabusa motorbike

3) Ideal job?

unempoyment

4) Worse job possible?

warehouse admin..... (doh)

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

im not gay

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

urrrrr, nothing really

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

gay poison

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

yup

adding my own question

9) Where would you most like to bomb?

IRAQ HAHAHAHHAA

 

[Arnor]

Cats: cuddly and irredeemably evil to the core

Ideal Present: Jennifer Love Hewitt& Allison Hannigan getting "aqainted" :wub:

Ideal Job: Dunno, as long as I love what im doing im satisfied. wanking praps?


Worst job: Dunno until i've tried every job there is, but something I do not because I love to do it I guess.

Aftershave: Good ole axe, simpe and nice

Annoying habit I dont like in others: stupidity(some can be fucking funny, but for the most not)

Marmite NO clue what this is

Socks. black (as in color, not dirt) doesnt matter if they match or not, they're black!

 

[Jiggs]

for those not raised in the UK:

http://www.gty.org/~phil/marmite.htm

 

[old.LandShark]

1) Cats or Dogs?

I'll go with gunz on this one. A large female dog... odd choice perhaps but I like dobermans, they're so nice when they know you.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Enough money to attempt building a comfortable habitation beneath the sea somewhere. No, not just for me dammit. A big one.

3) Ideal job?

Journalist, somewhere in science, computing or scuba-diving. Preferably not the latter, since it's so damn macho and blokey-blokey in the UK. Hateful. ;p

4) Worse job possible?

Teacher.

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Aqua de Geo, Armani. Least chemical-smelling aftershave I ever found... =)

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Chewing with the mouth open, thinking they can play a musical instrument when they aren't half as good as they think they are, or people who make a point of trying to be macho at all times.
Read: the guy who gets on a dive boat with 3 backup air bubbles, 15 bizarre technical apparatuses (er, sp?) and enough torches to boil whatever water you're diving in.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Tasty, but only on toast.

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

The holes don't match. :/

 

[Hatt]

1.CAT

2.A CAT

3.I'D LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF CATS

4.TAKING CARE OF DOGS ON WHOLETIME

5.WHATEVER AS LONG AS THERE IS A CAT ON THE LABEL.

6.YELLING AT CATS

7.AS GOOD AS A CAT IS IRL

8.GOT BLACK SOCKS WITH WHITE CATS

 

[Sol-]

YOG HAS A SPASTICATED EYE TWITCH

 

[gunner440]

Originally posted by Sol-
YOG HAS A SPASTICATED EYE TWITCH

irl


and for some reason every 5mins he gets some spasm attack and gets on his knees while banging on his chest with his left hand and doing a nazi salute with the right and shouting i'm superman i am i am i am

 

[Gwandyn]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Well i have both atm but i must say i like dogs more. There is more...personality in them, and they are much more social to. I really hope my cat wont read this since it could hurt his feelings.


2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Some way to stop time so you had time for your Computer AND your studies And you friends.


3) Ideal job?

Astronaut...preferably the first one to Mars.


4) Worse job possible?

Being a famous celebrity, since you would have journalists after you 24/7.


5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Dont care really, as long as it dont smell to bad.


6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Ignorant ppl who dont care about the world around them. And rude ppl. Especialy those who say what ever they F00kin want on the internet, but wouldent dare to say it to me irl.


7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

No idea what that is.


8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Yes i do.


9) Where would you most like to bomb?

Wherever Mr. Bush is so i could put him out of his misery (Guess i would let Mr. Blair go if he promised to behave in the future).

 

[uncle_sal]

1. Dog

2. Present card to some shop you know he/she visits.

3. Manager in big company... that kinda manager that spends all days in golf course.

4. Selling vacuum cleaners door to door or some cleaning job.

5. Jean Paul Gaultier or something from Boucheron occur to mind first.

6. Nose picking in public places

7. Humm... this has something to do with food right? Then id go for poison...

8. Yep

 

[Apathy]

Wow. Not even 9am and I am already bored. :/

1) Cats or Dogs?

I have a cat but would prefer a dog. A nice Labrador or something. Something that can take my constant harrassment.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Books! Or...just anything that some thought has been put into. Spontaneous presents are the best. "Here, have my bus ticket!"

3) Ideal job?

Law Lord!

4) Worse job possible?

Law Lord!

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Ah, they're all nice. I collect them for the bottles. CK Contradiction is nice enough, for being CK. Aqua di Geo is very very nice. Cool Water is too. So is Lanvin. Mmm.

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Stupidity.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Compost sludge.

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Not wearing anything on my feet. It's 8:53am ffs.

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[Repent Reloaded]

1) Cats or Dogs?
Cats, I like the way they look into life, if they want food they'll ask u for it, when they want some lovin they will ask you for it, they live life to the max. Dogs are just insecure creatures for insecure people.



2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Car or Next Gen PC.

3) Ideal job?

Games designer- I have a wicked imagination / journalist for Games Master - those people look freaky but prob rly nice to work with.

4) Worse job possible?

Mail man. waking up at 5am in rain or snow to post other peoples shit aint my thing.


5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

The ones I use I cant read...

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Spitting, Discrimination of any kind, ignorance.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

nice but not my fav.

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

yeah I have matching socks on, but I got a pair of £150 boots on atm.


awww, I want more questions!

 

[BrassMonkey]

1. Dogs. They're just not as up themselves as cats are, cats look down on you. Plus dogs (especially spaniels) can be hilarious.

2. Ideal Present - A pet Monkey.

3. Ideal Job - something to do with games design/development. Would explain why i'm on a Computer Games design degree.

4. Worst Job - Computer games tester, sure it sounds fun but from what i've heard from my lectureres and tutors it sounds bloody awful. Having to crawl along every inch of a level at snails pace looking for gaps to fall through and then repeating 1000 times isn't appealing to me.

5. Favourite aftershave - Hugo Boss

6. Bad Habit that pisses me off - People who bite their nails/clip toe nails and leave the bits on tables and stuff...i mean ffs what are you going to do with them? Sprinkle them on your bolognese?

7. Marmite - Tasty

8. Matching socks? No - matching monkey feet slippers.

 

[geldor]

1) Cats or Dogs?

cats their nice an not noisy

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

new supa pc

3) Ideal job?

playin doac sad i know

4) Worse job possible?

anything thats not playin doac

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

lynx

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

people who get angry=noobs....if u want to be a zen master u must master ure anger

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

tasty

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

bare feet

 

[Spudgie]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Dogs, all cats are evil.


2) Ideal present

Car please


3) Ideal job?

Anything physical in the sunshine.


4) Worse job possible?

Office work


5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Farenheit


6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

People who say "init" or "know what i mean" repeatably


7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Poison - Be a man buy Bovril


8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Yes 2 pair infact, had mi boots on all day.

 

[Jiggs]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Tortoise

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

a pint and good conversation

3) Ideal job?

sun-cream tester based in the caribbean

4) Worse job possible?

Jo Brand's Pubic Hygienist

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Hugo Boss

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

sniffing your arm pit

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

tasty

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

same colour, but not the right pair (i can feel one is thicker than the other)

 

[Novamir]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Dog! I have a black labrador who absolutely rocks. Cats are impersonal scratchy nasty little beasts

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Peugeot 206cc

3) Ideal job?

Consultant Neurosurgeon

4) Worse job possible?

Dead end office work.

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Cerruti

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Smoking

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Tasty, but only on hot buttered toast!

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Barefoot. Otherwise matching.

 

[Apathy]

Re: Re: Who are you (excal)?

Originally posted by Novamir
Cerruti

~vomits~

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[Novamir]

That's not what you said when you were buried in my neck.

 

[Apathy]

I just like it there, okay? :/

It's all soft and warm like an underbaked loaf of bread.

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