What's your worst post

[Bodhi]

Was it you who posted that you had perfected the wipeless shit, although that may have been all the way back in BW days?

Ah yes, the cheek stretch maneuvre. Now I have grown older I have grown a little wiser and stopped that. It kind of gives you piles. Really bad piles. Piles so bad you have to take your own toilet paper to work and your eyes water after 6 pints of lager and a curry. So bad in fact, you have an arse itch that could beat that old.thothead the seal or whatever the fuck his name is for sheer annoyingness. Going for a bath won't help, neither will scratching it like a cat in a tumble dryer. You end up rubbing your arse crack on all sorts of abrasive surfaces, just trying to make the itch stop. You begin to wonder if you have contracted bum AIDS when you had to go for a poo in Brighton.


So I'm told.

 

[Laddey]

The past 6000 lol.

Egging prozzys maybe. Theres so many to choose from

 

[old.user4556]

This is my wurst post.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Why on earth would you stick a copyright claim on that photo?!

 

[Scouse]

This is my wurst post.

 

[Aoami]

telling raven to foad, that was a pretty low moment

 

[Raven]

Think nothing of it!

 

[CorNokZ]

Why on earth would you stick a copyright claim on that photo?!

Have u not heard of SOPA/PIPA? 150,000$ for using my wurst picture without asking me, thank you

 

[mooSe_]

I always quite enjoyed laddy's prostitute egging story

 

[Gumbo]

I always quite enjoyed laddy's prostitute egging story

Post a link please?

 

[mooSe_]

there wasn't much story tbh, but the thread was 100% drama: https://forums.freddyshouse.com/threads/last-night.235692/

 

[Laddey]

May i add i've matured a hell of a lot since then. I don't dare read over the thread. It needs deleting from the face of the earth.

 

[caLLous]

Mmmm I think there should be a 7 year edit time limit so I can go back and erase half the shit I said.

 

[Raven]

Remember Bugz's old "lets see where I am after Cambridge/Oxford in a few years, compared to you lot!" I think he ended up at some craphole uni and grew up a bit from the last time I saw him on here.

Shit is said, people grow up. I don't think it really matters what people said 6-7 years ago.

 

[Bahumat]

Yeah raven. You said you would leave that bitch for me 7 years ago. I'm still waiting behind the bike sheds. Where the hell are you?

 

[Wij]

Full of shit posts this one

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/threads/squirts.75128/

 

[Aoami]

Remember Bugz's old "lets see where I am after Cambridge/Oxford in a few years, compared to you lot!" I think he ended up at some craphole uni and grew up a bit from the last time I saw him on here.

Shit is said, people grow up. I don't think it really matters what people said 6-7 years ago.

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/threads/a-bugz-life.235628/

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/threads/a-bugz-life-3.235666/

hahahaha

 

[Wij]

This is even more shit

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/threads/its-not-as-funny-when-it-happens.116202/

 

[caLLous]

It's a proven fact that most poo-related posts belong to Wij.

I was going to say scat but I don't think it's sexual. I don't *think*.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

The bad thing is that when Wij posts these links to his old poo threads I remember them as if they were yesterday. Before I even click on the link.

 

[Scouse]

You never forget a good wank eh Waz?

 

[caLLous]

There was a story on the beeb site about oral sex being linked to throat cancer. I was going to link to it and say "be careful, Wazz". That would've been my worst post recently, probably.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

How can me sticking my dick in your throat give me throat cancer?

 

[Shagrat]

You never forget a good wank eh Waz?

ew. haha

this is a very dangerous thread.

<walks away>

 

[Scouse]

How can me sticking my dick in your throat give me throat cancer?

Punishment from the lord.

 

[old.Tohtori]

How can me sticking my dick in your throat give me throat cancer?

Since it's caLLous, it's probably go the other way around. Cockcancer.