A father & son went to the local shop. The man buys a scratch-card and wins a fiver. The little boy says "Dad, can I have the fiver?". The dad replies "Can your dick touch your arse ?". The son thinks for a moment and says "no". "Well you can't have it then". Next week the same happens. The third week, the father takes pity on his son and buys him his own scratch card. The boy rubs it off and miracle of miracles wins £5000 ! The dad says " Give us that card, son". The son replies "Dad, can your dick touch your arse?". The dad instantly replies "Yes", and his son says "Well you can go fuck yourself then".
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