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Sparx

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I woke up one morning back in barracks, no idea how i got back and went for a shower and everyone was looking at me. When i got to the sinks i noticed i had a girls name and number right across my chest in lipstick
 

Ezteq

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Tbh, these days I really wouldn't know that someone had given me their number in a suggestive way unless they gave me their number with a note attached that said 'btw this is suggestive just incase you missed it so call me and your on like a prawn at dawn baby!'
 

Vasconcelos

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Tbh, these days I really wouldn't know that someone had given me their number in a suggestive way unless they gave me their number with a note attached that said 'btw this is suggestive just incase you missed it so call me and your on like a prawn at dawn baby!'

Dont worry, is like riding a bike, you never forget how to do it.....
 

Chronictank

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Helping an ex-gf in an alley behind a kebab shop by supporting her and holding the hair out of her face while she blew chunks into the gutter, her next door neighbour (who she had been out drinking with) gave me her phone number while asking my ex if it was ok for us to bump uglies next door...

She wasnt happy about it, but we got giggy withit anyway.

lol Mike, Classy :D


Wierdest for me was probably waiting in a speed boat before going para sailing ><
 

russell

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It last happened to me when I was at my worst after an hour at the gym, dripping sweat, no makeup on, puffy, squinty eyes and all disorientated. It was a fitness guy who had been helping me on the machines a few times. I thought he was taking the piss.
 

russell

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LoL

Rly some of those situations...

Like the pizza girl delivering your order with a free charge "happy ending".

Let the porno movie begin!!! :sex:

Ed orders pizza at least once a week... just in case...
 

georgie

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wow that was the most flimsy attempt to get me to post nekid photos yet!


and I'll tell you what I told the last guy who asked for a nekid photo of me; go rent the movie 'Cocoon' it's almost exactly the same thing but I have more tattoos.

Out of curiosity, Ez, which are you?

cocoon12.jpg


I can totally imagine you with a walrus tash. :D
 

Ezteq

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LOL was going to say the one with the tash then scrolled down and saw what you'd put!!
 

Uara

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i was given a number by a customer at a restaurant I worked at (restaurant in centre parcs). But it wasn't handed directly to me as I wasn't their waiter, instead it seemed to go via half the staff who all wanted to know who wanted to give me their number. BUT they didnt tell me about the number till the end of the night and it finally clicked why they kept nudging me and pointing at the table she was sat at.
 

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