Whats the strangest place...

[Dukat]

Whats the strangest place you've ever been given someone's number ? In a roughly 'lets-sexx0r-sometime' way?

I just got given a number in a Macdonalds carpark. Not even inside at a table, whispering romanticly over a Mcflurry, oh no, the whole thing happened completely outside.

To add to that, her boyfriend was stood right next to her the whole time

I know it doesn't make it any better, but it was completely by accident, I just went in there for a Big Mac!

 

[Edmond]

Perhaps it was her boyfriends number.......

 

[Olgaline]

sure you did, you hussy!

Hmm lets see..strangest place ?
I think that would have to be a while back after returning home from SA
got sick about a week after getting home. was admitted into hospital for a week
for Observation. my attending night Nurse gave me her didgets the evening before
I was released.

 

[Dukat]

Perhaps it was her boyfriends number.......

...And with just six words and a smiley you've RUINED IT ALL

 

[Edmond]

When i worked in a glazing shop about 10 yrs ago, a girl came in for some glass that i couldn't help her with, off she went and i thought no more about it

The next day a flourist turned up with flowers and her mobile number attatched to the card with a note saying how nice she thought i was

 

[Olgaline]

I get a few offers here and there at work as well,
you meet alot of people when you work at a store.

needless to say, where the F!"# where they when I was single!!!?
anywho, if it's direct. I just tell them I have a Gf, if it's a number they hand me,
I just chuck it out.

Had one chick, who replied, So ? I'm not looking for a relationship.
told her to FO as kindly as I could muster, to not chase away a customer.

 

[Mikah75]

Hm probably was in GAME, I didn't realise until I got home, but the lady was trying to converse with me by writing on the back of my reciept but I was completely oblivious being perfectly charming as always, when I got home it had stuff like "hey, look here, fancy going out sometime?" and their was her number and name That was quite odd, but flattering still.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I usually exchange numbers, but have had a few give-aways. Weidest place though, well, weird to some i guess would be in an elevator.

 

[Aoami]

Who gives numbers these days? It's all about 'I'll add you on facebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Who gives numbers these days? It's all about 'I'll add you on facebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tell me about it, last 5-6 potentials have had the same three f*cking questions(well 2.5 questions);

Are you on FB?
Why aren't you on FB?
Come on join FB!

Infuriating.

 

[soze]

I asked a girl i worked with out but she said no as we worked together. When the company downsized me and a friend were let go. As i left the meeting losing my job she gave me her number and said we could date now lol.

 

[Ezteq]

wow maybe I should start going to McD's but I'm a burger king girl... strangest place someone ever gave me their number? written on the inside of my thigh was pretty odd...and ticklish lol

 

[Tuthmes]

I also have a pen and a phone number Ez!

 

[Ezteq]

but my legs are short and stumpy and unless you live on the other end of my sofa will not reach your location


Ed that's a great story dude, man what is it with people and notes and flowers...that's just really really sweet

 

[Edmond]

Yeah, but like a fool, i never followed it up, my loss

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, but like a fool, i never followed it up, my loss

Are you in a good relationship now, or have been between now and then?

If so, not a loss

 

[Edmond]

No, and no

 

[Huntingtons]

I also have a pen and a phone number Ez!

you dont need a pen to write a number if you know what im sayin'.

 

[Ezteq]

well probably for the best anyway I have come to think stuff like that never works out so best just stick to the idealised fantasy than venture into the crappy reality...ok I need to go hug a g/pig now

 

[Punishment]

By a woman 10 years my senior whose tyre i was changing in the pouring rain in the arsehole of mayo

 

[Fafnir]

On the bus, was walking down the aisle, when the bus suddenly hit the break and the accelerated again, i fell face first into the lap of a girl, i excused my self and took my seat, then as she got off she handed my her number saying, if you want a closer inspection just give me a call..

 

[Vasconcelos]

On the bus, was walking down the aisle, when the bus suddenly hit the break and the accelerated again, i fell face first into the lap of a girl, i excused my self and took my seat, then as she got off she handed my her number saying, if you want a closer inspection just give me a call..

LoL

Rly some of those situations...

Like the pizza girl delivering your order with a free charge "happy ending".

Let the porno movie begin!!!

 

[old.Whoodoo]

Helping an ex-gf in an alley behind a kebab shop by supporting her and holding the hair out of her face while she blew chunks into the gutter, her next door neighbour (who she had been out drinking with) gave me her phone number while asking my ex if it was ok for us to bump uglies next door...

She wasnt happy about it, but we got giggy withit anyway.

 

[Wonk]

On the bus, was walking down the aisle, when the bus suddenly hit the break and the accelerated again, i fell face first into the lap of a girl, i excused my self and took my seat, then as she got off she handed my her number saying, if you want a closer inspection just give me a call..

haha, nice one!

I've fallen asleep on a couch at a party, and woke up with a number written on my arm the next day.

as somebody else said, now it's all about facebook I hate it. All the drunk and retarded pictures in my profile doesn't help me either. How am I supposed to impress somebody with that shizzle?

 

[Olgaline]

lol..

btw wonk, if you want me to patch you through to Tynians FB let me know

 

[Cyradix]

As I was leaving the hostipal after major surgery a nurse gave me her number.
Was a bit weird though as she helped me wash myself for a week while I was unable to get out of bed and had seen all my "bits" several times.
She must have been impressed.... or took pity on me...

 

[Ezteq]

lol think that would put me off if they'd already seen me nekkid tbh

 

[Fafnir]

lol think that would put me off if they'd already seen me nekkid tbh

Thought you had learned by know, but you have to post pics or we wont belive your statements

 

[Ezteq]

wow that was the most flimsy attempt to get me to post nekid photos yet!


and I'll tell you what I told the last guy who asked for a nekid photo of me; go rent the movie 'Cocoon' it's almost exactly the same thing but I have more tattoos.

 

[Fafnir]

wow that was the most flimsy attempt to get me to post nekid photos yet!


and I'll tell you what I told the last guy who asked for a nekid photo of me; go rent the movie 'Cocoon' it's almost exactly the same thing but I have more tattoos.

Dont belive you...