What time do you wake up for work?

[nath]

could you make my laptop download pr0n faster?

I most certainly could mate, but it'd cost you £65/hour.

 

[00dave]

I most certainly could mate, but it'd cost you £65/hour.

Surely a prostitute would be cheaper.

Hmm that reminds me, must speak to trem at some point.

 

[nath]

Quite so, but a prostitute won't defrag your hard drive while updating your AV and making sure your wireless security is up to snuff. That's right baby, I do it all.

 

[ECA]

About 12pm-1pm.

I wish I could get up around 11am though.

 

[00dave]

Quite so, but a prostitute won't defrag your hard drive while updating your AV and making sure your wireless security is up to snuff. That's right baby, I do it all.

She might if I show her how, and if she can do that whilest performing fellatio where does that leave you eh? I can see my new business plan forming already.

 

[nath]

Given that my average client is a middle aged housewife I expect I'll be OK.








Let me know if you go ahead with the business plan though, I'll ...train your staff for a very reasonable rate.

 

[00dave]

Given that my average client is a middle aged housewife I expect I'll be OK.








Let me know if you go ahead with the business plan though, I'll ...train your staff for a very reasonable rate.

I'll let you know bud.

Just out of curiosity, do you ever have a quick flick through their photos or online history while you're fixing their comps? I know I wouldn't be able to resist.

 

[nath]

Nah, aside from anything else with the vast majority of my appointments I'm with my client the whole time. I tend to explain what I'm doing and try to give them handy hints on how to do things well.


There was, however, one job where I was asked about where the photos were stored and how to back them up. I dutifully navigated to the My Pictures location (which was not where most of her photos were stored) and discovered that it was a folder full of amateur nudey photos of her. That was an awkward few minutes .

 

[00dave]

Good, glad to hear you're not one of these "your flux capacitor has worn out so i'm going to replace it for you" types.

Also, was she hot?

 

[nath]

She wasn't bad, nice body. Christ was it awkward though.

 

[MYstIC G]

wireless security is up to snuff

You can make peoples wireless security produce horrible pr0n? You should seek help from a mental health professional...





























or a patent

 

[Moriath]

work from home most of the time get up when i feel like it or wake up

as long as the works done everyones happy

 

[Bugz]

Up at 5am - 5:30am depending on how nakered I am.

 

[Ch3tan]

and discovered that it was a folder full of amateur nudey photos of her. That was an awkward few minutes .

You should be proud, if that was teedles it would have only been an awkward 30 seconds

 

[old.user4556]

If i've to be in work for 8am, I'm up at 6:55am.

If i've to be in work for 9pm, I'm up at 8am.

 

[Ch3tan]

What are the extra 5 minutes for on the 8am start G?

 

[old.user4556]

I'm a bit sleepier, so it takes me a bit longer to cum when I'm in the shower.

 

[00dave]

try poking your bum at the same time, might help

 

[old.user4556]

That's my mate's technique, look what it did for his reputation!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Typically wake up around 9. The disadvantage of this is I can arrive home at some stupid times.

 

[Munkey]

Wake up around 10 - 11:30am depending on how late I fell asleep the night before. Waiting for funding to come through so it's an easy life till then.

 

[Bodhi]

Wake up around 8, have a quick cigarette, get dressed, grab a can of Pepsi/Relentless, in the office about 8:30, on the internet by 8:31 I start around 9 just piss around until then and try and wake up properly, maybe do the odd quote if it's urgent. I like to relax into a working day, and in my current job I can do that most of the time. Not looking forwards to the Citrix webinar at 9 tomorrow tho

 

[old.user4556]

grab a can of Pepsi/Relentless

Energy drink on the way in on the car is essential for me too

AND WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ANYWAY?!

 

[Yaka]

up at 4:45 or 5:30 if i am sleepy and doze some while shat on the bog. white being self employed. only great thing about is the days when i goota be out and drive fuck all traffic is great and uber relaxing specialy in the summer.




btw any of you guys still put in all nighters? used to find it easy staying up doing work or just gaming till i gotta be ready for work. right now im sorta dozing off and falling off me chair:/

 

[SheepCow]

6.08 every day

 

[Raven]

btw any of you guys still put in all nighters? used to find it easy staying up doing work or just gaming till i gotta be ready for work. right now im sorta dozing off and falling off me chair:/

Fuck no, I am knackered by midnight. I had a week off a couple of weeks ago and planned to have a couple of really late nights, didn't manage past 1am once.

 

[Aoami]

usually up around 2pm for a hard day of doing nothing. woke up at 6.55 this morning though, it was grim, i didn't know what to do.

 

[SAS]

I'm usually up at 7.30 looking after Owen (9months now) until 12.30pm (I try and squeeze in some web design work so kind of working too). I grab some lunch 12.30 and get ready for work, out the door by 1pm, work a shift 2pm-10pm. Bed by 12pm... silly long days

 

[Aada]

up at 4:45 or 5:30 if i am sleepy and doze some while shat on the bog. white being self employed. only great thing about is the days when i goota be out and drive fuck all traffic is great and uber relaxing specialy in the summer.




btw any of you guys still put in all nighters? used to find it easy staying up doing work or just gaming till i gotta be ready for work. right now im sorta dozing off and falling off me chair:/

All nighters?

Hell no, the latest for me on a weekend is probably 1am

Was off work last week and still was in bed for 12am at the latest.

 

[Munkey]

usually up around 2pm for a hard day of doing nothing. woke up at 6.55 this morning though, it was grim, i didn't know what to do.

This happened to me the other day, ended up watching shitty BBC breakfast news for 3 hours, with the same stories repeating every 15 mins, oddly hypnotic.