Science What order were you born in?

[Scouse]

I'm the oldest of two boys.

I am, of course, awesome, intelligent. And totally not gay. Says science.

I'm also bucking the trend by not having diabetes. But to be fair, I have just eaten a metric fuckton of applecake so there's a good chance I'll be developing this shortly.



Please to be telling us about your scientifically proven and totally set place in the world below. I imagine that you're all slightly unhealthy third childs. So you're all very very very gay.

Lol @ you gays

 

[Tom]

I'm the middle child of three. My elder sister is perfectly nice and normal. My younger sister is sadly a mental and I have nothing to do with her (tl;dr she's introverted, married into Islam and is biassed against Jews and gays).

I'm not gay, although I did want to buy a bright pink Rapha classic cycling jersey this summer and was annoyed because the shop had none.

 

[DaGaffer]

Oldest of two boys.

 

[Scouse]

Just so we can include the female members of FH in this, we'll include a madness rating.

First born sisters are clearly like me - intelligent and awesome. The further down the retard scale they slide (for this is definitely what it's scientifically called) then the madder they get.

This is evidenced by Tom's baby sister being totally batty. Whereas Tom is only semi-batty. Like a lot of stubble rather than the full beard*.

Science says this is factually correct. There is NO denying it. So come on. Fess up. How gay / mad are you?







*a bit like Tom once gave oral to a tramp, but Tom's got long ginger hair so it was only a little gay as he passes for a girl.

 

[caLLous]

Youngest of two boys here.

 

[Scouse]

You're the youngest of two boys there?

Seems like the science is bob-on to me.

 

[caLLous]

 

[Access Denied]

Younger of two. My sister is two years older than me. I'm a mixture according to that article. I'm not gay but I am smarter, quicker to catch on and much more rebellious and independent.

 

[Moriath]

Oldest by two year of two boys and my bro is not gay but definitely more mentally challenged when it comes to intelligence

But he has the kids and normal nuclear family that i dont.

 

[fettoken]

Oldest by five years.of two boys.

 

[TdC]

you must be the exception to the rule then fett

single child here so I am awesome in all respects. I have an older half brother on my father's side, and while he and I agree that I am smarter, taller, better looking and generally more adventurous, somehow HE manages to score with the ladies like it's nobody's business

 

[Edmond]

Youngest of two boys, yet my brother is introverted and very socially inept, whereas I am awesome (not gay) and very intelligent (not gay)

Although there is a black dog outside my back door 24/7 but I try to use the front door as much as possible

 

[Trem]

On the 25th of December this year I was born 2015 years ago and I am an only child.

 

[Raven]

Got a younger sister that I used to hate when I lived with her but get on great with now we don't.

 

[dysfunction]

Younger of two. My sister is two years older than me. I'm a mixture according to that article. I'm not gay but I am smarter, quicker to catch on and much more rebellious and independent.

Same

 

[Tom]

On the 25th of December this year I was born 2015 years ago and I am an only child.

Brian?

 

[Trem]

Got a younger sister that I used to hate when I lived with her but get on great with now we don't.

Pics?

 

[Ormorof]

Middle of three boys and i am the smartest and best looking clearly

 

[Job]

Got no siblings...great childhood.

 

[Fweddy]

I'm the middle of three, with two sisters. So I'm the perfect balance of intelligence and health. And not gay.

 

[DaGaffer]

I'm the middle of three, with two sisters. So I'm the perfect balance of intelligence and health. And not gay.

So gay.

 

[Trem]

I'm the middle of three, with two sisters. So I'm the perfect balance of intelligence and health. And not gay.

Exactly the same configuration that Dale Winton and Louis Spence was created. Just saying. Gay.

 

[fettoken]

you must be the exception to the rule then fett

Exception to being grossly overaged for any kid of activity, yeah sure one could say..

 

[Trem]

Got no siblings...great childhood.

Skinning cats, pulling the legs off insects, mass genecide?





















(I'm only joking ffs!)

 

[Hawkwind]

Older, 1 sister and too fucking old to care about stupid studies like this one

 

[Gwadien]

Middle child of 2 faggots, independent, I used to go to the shop when I was 6 because my older brother was too scared

 

[Fweddy]

So gay.

Definitely not gay. Ask your mum.

 

[Bodhi]

The gay thing only seems to affect those third borns who had older brothers. Luckily I have two (much) older sisters so am not a batty.

Not sure I'd say they were smarter, just more hard working, so they're now both very normal, and work as a Factory Manager and a GP.

 

[DaGaffer]

Definitely not gay. Ask your mum.

I checked. She says you're totally gay.

 

[Scouse]

too fucking old to care about stupid studies like this one

Denial.

Be honest with yourself man. You'll be much happier.