Sissyfoo
Fledgling Freddie
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I'm sat here listening to a song about the end of the world and it got me to a-wonderin' ...
If it was the end of the world tomorrow, Judgment Day, if you will, and the Arch-Angel Gabriel was holding you over the edge of the pit of Hell by your ankle, demanding to know what you had done with your life and why you should be spared from eternal damnation...what would you say? Have you done something worthwhile with your life or are you just a sack of wasted genetic material wandering through life with no purpose? Huh? ANSWER ME, BISH!
Personally, I would grab Gabe's testicals and pull them off! I might not have done anything 'good' per se...but I haven't actually done anything 'wrong' either. But then again, according to Danté, people who sit on the fence wind up being covered in stinging insects and maggots for all of eternity...which would suck a fair bit. Does that mean all of Switzerland is going to wind up in Hell? Mebbe I should sell off my shares in the swiss chocolate industry.
Hm...not sure about heaven or hell to be honest. On the one hand I would suffer unimaginable torture and pain forever (which is a long time so I am told) and on t'other hand I would have to suck up to God and bring him iced teas and give him foot rubs for, like, ever! Hm...eternity as a sycophant or satan's pincushion...eternity as a sychophant or a pincushion...hmm!
Anyway, your achievements! List 'em here and I will judge whether ye be worthy or not!*
*I reserve the right to judge certain people as being unworthy even if they discover a cure for cancer and aids purely on the basis that they are cock monkeys!
If it was the end of the world tomorrow, Judgment Day, if you will, and the Arch-Angel Gabriel was holding you over the edge of the pit of Hell by your ankle, demanding to know what you had done with your life and why you should be spared from eternal damnation...what would you say? Have you done something worthwhile with your life or are you just a sack of wasted genetic material wandering through life with no purpose? Huh? ANSWER ME, BISH!
Personally, I would grab Gabe's testicals and pull them off! I might not have done anything 'good' per se...but I haven't actually done anything 'wrong' either. But then again, according to Danté, people who sit on the fence wind up being covered in stinging insects and maggots for all of eternity...which would suck a fair bit. Does that mean all of Switzerland is going to wind up in Hell? Mebbe I should sell off my shares in the swiss chocolate industry.
Hm...not sure about heaven or hell to be honest. On the one hand I would suffer unimaginable torture and pain forever (which is a long time so I am told) and on t'other hand I would have to suck up to God and bring him iced teas and give him foot rubs for, like, ever! Hm...eternity as a sycophant or satan's pincushion...eternity as a sychophant or a pincushion...hmm!
Anyway, your achievements! List 'em here and I will judge whether ye be worthy or not!*
*I reserve the right to judge certain people as being unworthy even if they discover a cure for cancer and aids purely on the basis that they are cock monkeys!