What have you done with your life?

[Sissyfoo]

I'm sat here listening to a song about the end of the world and it got me to a-wonderin' ...

If it was the end of the world tomorrow, Judgment Day, if you will, and the Arch-Angel Gabriel was holding you over the edge of the pit of Hell by your ankle, demanding to know what you had done with your life and why you should be spared from eternal damnation...what would you say? Have you done something worthwhile with your life or are you just a sack of wasted genetic material wandering through life with no purpose? Huh? ANSWER ME, BISH!

Personally, I would grab Gabe's testicals and pull them off! I might not have done anything 'good' per se...but I haven't actually done anything 'wrong' either. But then again, according to Danté, people who sit on the fence wind up being covered in stinging insects and maggots for all of eternity...which would suck a fair bit. Does that mean all of Switzerland is going to wind up in Hell? Mebbe I should sell off my shares in the swiss chocolate industry.

Hm...not sure about heaven or hell to be honest. On the one hand I would suffer unimaginable torture and pain forever (which is a long time so I am told) and on t'other hand I would have to suck up to God and bring him iced teas and give him foot rubs for, like, ever! Hm...eternity as a sycophant or satan's pincushion...eternity as a sychophant or a pincushion...hmm!

Anyway, your achievements! List 'em here and I will judge whether ye be worthy or not!*






*I reserve the right to judge certain people as being unworthy even if they discover a cure for cancer and aids purely on the basis that they are cock monkeys!

 

[Dillinja]

Well..

I had a custom title on BW once.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Worthy! :worthy:

 

[Dillinja]

Hmm, maybe they'll promote me to Jesus - or maybe even God when I die.


... Then all will feel my wraith!

 

[Coim]

I'd remember I don't believe in God, and tell the guy in the angel costume to fuck off.

Cue religous debate.

 

[Asha]

If God doesn't know what I've done with my life wth should I tell him. He can fuck off tbh.

 

[Dillinja]

I know and see all!!!!

 

[Pippic]

ive umm... slept alot

 

[chipper]

its my life fuk off and bug a bible basher oh yeah and i dont believe in angels so this is all a dream brought on by copious amounts of hallucenagenics by the way nice legs wanna follow me to the darkside ?

 

[tris-]

the only reason humans are alive is because we want to dominate over every other species on earth. that is the only reason any creature is alive, to carry on its own race and avoid extinction.

some people may find it hard to believe, but its tough shit

so enjoy your life to the max.

edit: oh my achievment, im not dead. yet.

 

[Dillinja]

Only reason I'm alive is because I happened to be the sperm that reached the egg.

 

[Brynn]

saved my mates life when i was wee

~insert wibbly wobbly time travling thing~

We were playing on our bikes and speeding along - like 10 miles an hour on our bmx (with playing cards on the back) and got to a kerb and i yelled my mate over cant remember why and he stopped to yell back and a huge bus just pelted past - and he woulda been smushed by it if i hadn't yelled him over

 

[Sissyfoo]

saved my mates life when i was wee

~insert wibbly wobbly time travling thing~

We were playing on our bikes and speeding along - like 10 miles an hour on our bmx (with playing cards on the back) and got to a kerb and i yelled my mate over cant remember why and he stopped to yell back and a huge bus just pelted past - and he woulda been smushed by it if i hadn't yelled him over

Hmm...I s'pose that gets a 'worthy'.

Unless your friend grew up to be a serial murder-rapist-paedo-sexual innuendo making-buttlord in which case you would be the servant of satan!!

Oh, and the following people are deemed unworthy (so far):

Coim - Cock Monkey clause
Chipper - Doesn't use full stops or commas! Burn!
Asha - Don't give God sass, girl!!

 

[gunner440]

i made love to a dog

and a cobra

at the same time

 

[Bellona]

• Managed to stay alive for 22 years
• Surviwed shortcircuiting a 380V wire in my hands, after flying 5m through the air and being stopped by a brick wall
• Tought my littlesister selfdefense the tough way

thats about it.

 

[Coim]

You just can't handle me making sense for once.

 

[Archeon]

Personally, I would grab Gabe's testicals and pull them off!

This is relevent later on.

Anyway, your achievements! List 'em here and I will judge whether ye be worthy or not!*

Pointed out your mistaken assumption that Gabriel is a male, to start with Angels are sexless. However, she's typically thought of as Female. It was Hollywood who made her a him.

Gabriel
Gabriel, is an archangel and one of the two highest ranking angels . Her name means strength of God. She is a unique archangel in the sense that she is the only female angel in the higher echelons, although some believe there are no female angels. Gabriel fosters joy, truth, justice and love. She grants wisdom in interpreting our dreams and visions

I'm going to take this oppertunity to point and laugh because you didn't know this relativly obscure fact.

 

[Sissyfoo]

I was talking about Arch Angel Gabriel ... Byrne!

 

[Dalby]

Pointed out your mistaken assumption that Gabriel is a male, to start with Angels are sexless. However, she's typically thought of as Female. It was Hollywood who made her a him.

No it was Diablo

 

[Ceap]

If God does not exist we would have created him anyway.

-paraphrased from Kant

Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

-Aleister Crowley

 

[Archeon]

I was talking about Arch Angel Gabriel ... Byrne!

Atleast pretend to read the quote

Gabriel
Gabriel, is an archangel and one of the two highest ranking angels . Her name means strength of God. She is a unique archangel in the sense that she is the only female angel in the higher echelons, although some believe there are no female angels. Gabriel fosters joy, truth, justice and love. She grants wisdom in interpreting our dreams and visions

 

['Shy]

I played lots of computer games!

~cue tumbleweed~

 

[yaruar]

I've deliberately set out to not make much out of my life and counfound those who said that I could achieve anything. Well nothing is anything.

Although saying that i've lived a life that is interesting enough to have novels written about it. I've had the chance to topple governments and cause political upset. I've drunk with rockstars and fallen unconscious in a pile of fetish models on more occasions that I could count, argued with film directors about why their vision was flawed over many glasses of fine red wine. I've even laughed the highest payed popstar in the country out of our local because he was a pie eating fat handed twat!

Personally i don't care about heaven, it would be full of self important sanctimonious god bothering wankers anyway according to them. There will be no sex, drugs and rock and roll, so what's the point in an eternity there? I doubt there would be broadband and the porn would be ascii.

That and I've leveled a thane to 50 and managed to play him in RvR, now THAT's an achievement!

 

[Brynn]

I've deliberately set out to not make much out of my life and counfound those who said that I could achieve anything. Well nothing is anything.

Although saying that i've lived a life that is interesting enough to have novels written about it. I've had the chance to topple governments and cause political upset. I've drunk with rockstars and fallen unconscious in a pile of fetish models on more occasions that I could count, argued with film directors about why their vision was flawed over many glasses of fine red wine. I've even laughed the highest payed popstar in the country out of our local because he was a pie eating fat handed twat!

Personally i don't care about heaven, it would be full of self important sanctimonious god bothering wankers anyway according to them. There will be no sex, drugs and rock and roll, so what's the point in an eternity there? I doubt there would be broadband and the porn would be ascii.

That and I've leveled a thane to 50 and managed to play him in RvR, now THAT's an achievement!

I want to hear more yar

sod the thane i want to know about the pop star and stuff

 

[yaruar]

I want to hear more yar

sod the thane i want to know about the pop star and stuff

heh, the pop star was robbie williams. Back before he really broke big solo he used to come into my local in sheffield whilst recording round the corner. Once we were in there have a few lunchtime pints and he sat down and ordered double pie and beer. At the time all the press was on at him because he was turning into a porker. We couldn't stop laughing at him and he left without finishing his pint

 

['Shy]

I went backstage at a Thunder gig once and somehow managed to end up on their tour bus back to the Holiday Inn

 

[Conchabar]

[QUOTE='Shy]I went backstage at a Thunder gig once and somehow managed to end up on their tour bus back to the Holiday Inn [/QUOTE]
and sum how managed to be end up in one of there beds right ?;p

 

[Brynn]

[QUOTE='Shy]I went backstage at a Thunder gig once and somehow managed to end up on their tour bus back to the Holiday Inn [/QUOTE]

who?

 

[yaruar]

who?

Bah, thunder used to rock!

They are still going afair, although they never really made it that big.

 

['Shy]

Yeh, got all my 7" nice n scratchy vinyl records signed in silver pen. I was only about 13 so didn't fall into any beds, but I think my cousin did! Anyways, I prefer computer games.