Question What are you wearing?

[Chilly]

I think we should stop and think about how you would find a 2m x 1m sheet of bacon before we tackle cooking it.

You could just sew it together.

 

[Lamp]

Who sleeps in just a t-shirt ? This leaves the underparts exposed for the night squirrels to bite on

 

[caLLous]

Porky pigging, if you will.

 

[Jupitus]

So how would you cook a hypothetical 1m x 2m sheet of bacon? 2 rules:

1. You can use anything you currently have in your kitchen, garage, or garden shed, but you're not allowed to buy, beg, borrow, or steal anything to cook it.
2. The bacon blanket must remain intact. No cutting into loads of tiny pieces then joining them together after


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Simples. Wrap you up in it, turn on the heated blankets, and turn you into a huge pig in blanket Might have to wait til morning for it to be fully cooked, mind

 

[fettoken]

Simples. Wrap you up in it, turn on the heated blankets, and turn you into a huge pig in blanket Might have to wait til morning for it to be fully cooked, mind

Pig'n a poke.

 

[Bigmac]

Pig'n a poke.

It's not Tuesday.

 

[fettoken]

It's not Tuesday.

It's always Tuesday!

 

[Gwadien]

Where's the option for just a hat?

 

[old.Tohtori]

So how would you cook a hypothetical 1m x 2m sheet of bacon? 2 rules:

1. You can use anything you currently have in your kitchen, garage, or garden shed, but you're not allowed to buy, beg, borrow, or steal anything to cook it.
2. The bacon blanket must remain intact. No cutting into loads of tiny pieces then joining them together after


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Roll it, fold it, oven, done.

 

[sayward]

Clean M&S briefs.

 

[Scouse]

A large pig. Obviously. Enough thinking. Cook!

Wrap it round 20 pheasants and dangle it over the caldera of a volcano.

 

[Jerome Landin]

Boxer and shirts which sacks..