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FuZor

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Specially that Vulcan bird. Tapal :) :) :)

Drool..............................
 
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Summo

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Morning!

My girlfriend told me on the phone earlier to 'get a fucking life, you lazy shit'.

She has a point.

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Wij

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
Morning!

My girlfriend told me on the phone earlier to 'get a fucking life, you lazy shit'.

She has a point.

:(
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You've descended to the level of a 12 yr old CS llama :(
 
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Summo

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:(

Can I just post this little extract I found on the awful official DoD forums. At a time when everyone is raving about the new-found teamwork in the game, this made me laugh. (MG42 is a big machine-gun, btw)
Am I a bastard because I do this?
I know there's say an MG42 up ahead. I know that to step around the corner will mean death so I wait. After a little bit some friendly soldiers come up and stop, obviously wondering why I have stopped. I then yell, "Move up" and they run around the corner thinking I'm going with them. As they're getting mowed down I pop around the corner and pick off the MGer.

Now does that make me a bastard?
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He's got the right idea. :D
 
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caLLous

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you got the weekend of too summo? if not, how to you intend to get back into the whole "sleeping at night" thing? :)
 
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Summo

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Still awake! Bleurgh!

I know how you all like to keep abreast of these things so I thought I'd show you another little post from the consistently dire official DoD forums. Bear in mind these people have no idea what humour actually is, which is why I laugh at them a lot.

earlier i was playing as axis on dog1, we were guarding the western (?) flank i think and there was like 4 of us all ready for the coming attack. then i see some nades bouncing towards my teammate, like 5 explosions go off and one of my guys dies. next thing i see is 4 allies all running out from cover, in a formation that seemed like it would have to be practiced and practiced to get right, like a football play or something. just seeing people working together like that. i was just watching in awe for like 20 seconds.

...then i mowed em all down with my machine gun! heh
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Summo

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Morning! Black or cream?




(And later I'll make you a coffee...)
 
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caLLous

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:D

hehe, i just spent about 15 minutes nosing around your site... put a smile on mah face. eddie izzard... jeaneeus... you seen Unrepeatable? :D
 
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Summo

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I've seen them all but I only own Dress to Kill. That and Glorious are my two faves. I'm a sucker for production values.

He does some great stuff in Dress to Kill about the war, Europe, America (DtK was filmed in San Francisco). Insightful, provoking and funnee.
 
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caLLous

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i wasn't that into his humour stylee until about 6 months ago, so i missed most of the live shows at the time. i really should hunt the videos down and purchase them. he's one of the only comedians who has literally made me cry laughing :)
 
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Summo

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I hear ya, buddy. :)

Definitetly go for Dress to Kill and Glorious. The Interweb is full of Eddie stuff, but have a look at his official site as they've got some good, long, funny audio clips.
 
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caLLous

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i have the mp3 of Unrepeatable (if you're interested)... not the same without the hand/body gestures, but still absolutely hilarious. hmm, i have a mission for today... if i awaken before the shops shut, i'm gonna go buy Dressed to Kill :D
 
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Summo

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Good man. :) My video is well-watched. My mates always stick it on late at night after a boozy-do.
 
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caLLous

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hmm, i do like my lie ins.... chances of me waking up before shop shuttage is slim to none :(
 
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Summo

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Heh heh. :) I know what you mean. I did meh Tesco shopping at 2:30am this morning.
 
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caLLous

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well looky what i just found on mah hd :D

Code: 
30/11/2001  13:14            8,797,623 Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill - Part 1.mp3
30/11/2001  13:14            9,631,548 Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill - Part 2.mp3
30/11/2001  13:14           10,015,978 Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill - Part 3.mp3
30/11/2001  13:14            9,443,796 Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill - Part 4.mp3
30/11/2001  13:14           10,111,272 Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill - Part 5.mp3
30/11/2001  13:14            9,156,736 Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill - Part 6.mp3
30/11/2001  13:14            9,730,140 Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill - Part 7.mp3
30/11/2001  13:14            6,736,982 Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill - Part 8.mp3
30/11/2001  13:14            4,929,664 Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill - Part 9.mp3

anyway, tis fast approaching the 8th hour of the new day, and i haven't been to fecking bed yet.

i'd best be going to sle...:sleeping:
 
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Summo

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Originally posted by caLLous
lol, was it busy? :)
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Strangely, no. But I have discovered where all the weirdos go early in the morning. Most of them were there stocking shelves. Next time I'm taking a weapon.

Blimey! Who would have thought you already had Dress to Kill right there on your hard drive all this time! Well there's a thing... :)

/me checks progress of Glorious in Kazaa
 
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caLLous

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a big stick to
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them with?
 
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