Weirdest place youve had sex?

Cerb

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Haha i dont care come on out with it..its FH-ot who have you got to be ashamed of in here? :p

for me....tesco carpark at 5pm(im a classy guy) or a graveyard :p
 

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In a tent off me tits on acid in 93' around 2pm, during Bug Jam ( vw rally )
 

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In the actual Train bit (you know, where the driver and the guy who shoves the coal in the fire are?) of a steam train lol

i was expecting a voice over by Ringo Starr the whole time we were doing it tbh.
 

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Primark Changing rooms :D

Had to do our best to be quiet as it was a Saturday afternoon lol
 

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I cracked one off on the bus to work one morning, does that count?
 

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behind a tiny bush 4 feet from a taxi rank is one that comes to mind for me
 

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tried to have sex in a 10m2 room with 12 people in it on a bed. didnt work out for some reason !
 

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yesterday i had sex in a crowd of about 50,000 people but it was quite sly and we were both wrecked.quite a few people noticed though
 

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On FH-OT.

How?

On the computer chair while FH was on the screen :lol:
 

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In the actual Train bit (you know, where the driver and the guy who shoves the coal in the fire are?) of a steam train lol

i was expecting a voice over by Ringo Starr the whole time we were doing it tbh.

"Something strange is going on in my cabin!" said Thomas. "Better call the Fat Controller!"

lol, I can imagine that episode.
 

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Uhmm... *Thinks* Nothing really weird.. more things I've done weren't really sex, but sexual things.. Oddest sex places..

- Room next to a meeting room (while a meeting was going on)
- Under stairs (Cloakroom?).
- PC
- Kitchen/Bathroom/Livingroom (etc)
- Caravan which rocked back and forth (Ahh that was funny)

Sexual things?

- Parks
- Trains
- Airports.
- Room full of people (Blankets are WIN!)
- etcetcetc
 

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I cant remember, it was so fucking long ago............
 

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1. First Class Suite on Emirates A340-500 from Dubai to Sydney, unfortunately it was the wife. The Suites have doors and the seats position to a lie flat bed.
2. The side of a bar in a park in Ghangzhou, China.
3. The Jakuzzi in the health centre of the Maurya Sheraton, New Dehli. Iranian girl who was not only very flexible but had a very broad imagination.:D
4. Toilet of a KFC in Frimley, Surrey with a German lass.
 

Olgaline

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and this one time,
We actually tried it in bed!

it was really wierd,
 

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Oh i've also done it in the ocean while there were loads of people around us all watching the sunset in Ibiza

That was jokes, some people caught us and started chasing around to get a better look, i tried to get away but my gf (at the time) wouldnt get off haha
 

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First of all: Sexual intercourse - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia just so everybody is clean on the subject and don't feel left out of the conversation.

Well the most fun place must be on a football field while the rest of my team was drinking 20meters away. Fun untill they cought us in the act and turned the cars towards us with the headlights on.
Apart from that the train is always funny and just public places with a chance of getting caught.
 

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In a stable, with all the horses watching, which was a little unsettling tbh
 

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