Weirdest place youve had sex?

[Fafnir]

Well not really a wierd place but a funny story, was working at Saloon 69 on Kos, when i went to pee, was standing there shaking it off, when i felt someone grab my thing from behind, beeing in the mensroom and knowing we had a few "gays" at the bar i thought one of them was trying something so i just turned around, my fist connected with this 20 year old irish redhead face knocking her outcold. Oppps.

 

[Uara]

Lol Faf! I'm guessing when she came round she wasn't quite in the mood

 

[Cyradix]

6 am on a train. Our section was empty so we had our privacy.... until the train stopped next to another train with a lot of people on it....

 

[Himse]

On A Roof
In a boat (it was stationary)

 

[Aoami]

omg i totally had sex on Jupiter

 

[Laddey]

omg i totally had sex on Jupiter

bullshit.

[10:28:57] <@aoami> ive never had sex

 

[Aoami]

lies and slander!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

 

[Himse]

lies and slander!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

lol, u lose ;D

 

[aika]

in my room

 

[Uara]

yeah I agree Aika thats a crazy place to have sex!! It seems the norm is now to have it in public places nowadays

 

[Ezteq]

In a skip, it had a matress in.

Pikey sex!!! aw man if thats true that is the mankiest thing ever...anyone else suspect that skip delivery companies just include a free mattress?

"Something strange is going on in my cabin!" said Thomas. "Better call the Fat Controller!"

lol, I can imagine that episode.

hehehe its awful lol "Annie and Clarabell were shocked and Percy started to cry!"

 

[Uara]

the big question is would the fat controller join in, for a bit of menage a trois action!

 

[BobbyJewells]

1: An arena
2: A go cart track confrence room (for H&S purposes ironically)
3: A swimming baths changing room.

About all i got at the minute XD.

 

[Yshynsin]

1: An arena
2: A go cart track confrence room (for H&S purposes ironically)
3: A swimming baths changing room.

About all i got at the minute XD.

You did all of those in a minute??

She' can't be happy!

 

[Overdriven]

3: A swimming baths changing room.
.

I knew it! O_O That's who you took so long to come out while we were waiting for you! I am NEVER going to Westcroft with you and J again! Ewwwww.

 

[Overdriven]

In a stable, with all the horses watching, which was a little unsettling tbh

I wouldn't want to have sex in a place with animals who have bigger a bigger penis than I do tbh

*Realises how open that sentence is to being ripped to bits*

 

[Blackjack]

Alright..

Weirdest is probably in the Center Parcs de kempervennen waterpark in holland.

Of course did the local park.

A 2 man tent with other people in it.

 

[russell]

A lady never kisses and tells

 

[russell]

oh ok -you're twisting my arm.

In the Lighting/Sound Box of a play in Camden -good job it was all programmed in, but I did miss one cue, I recall.

At Glastonbury, in the dark -until a flame swallower stood in front of us.

On a rock in Mexico

At the Business and Design Centre in Islington whilst setting up an exhibition.

Happy days

 

[Chronictank]

up a gum tree, its not fun and its painful

although up a gum tree isnt really accurate as it was on one of the roots

 

[Lamp]

London Zoo. Wolf Enclosure.

 

[russell]

London Zoo. Wolf Enclosure.

Thrill seeker

 

[Belgerath]

Naw just doggy style

 

[Job]

Does blwjb count?
Next to a 100 person taxi queue in an alleyway.
On the stairs at a dinner party with the hosts girlfriend (Don't be alarmed he got one of my girlfriend later)
On top of a mountain next to Scafell.
On a sunbed in a tanning shop.
At a table in an Indian curry house 2am.
Remote car park in Wales with the girl sat on my motorbike.

Best one!
On a ladder by a window with one seriously hot chick, the window had no curtains, she loved that sort of thing.

 

[Lamp]

Does blwjb count?

Not the one's you've given

 

[Mikah75]

theres a few :
In a field surrounded by sheep up against a car
In a hallway of a flat block
Kitchen table at uni but got interupted..
under a trampoline at a house party
and last that i can think of thats bit wierd would be in my flatmates bedroom when he was passed out in the chair

they're all full sex though, theres also few odd other places but just blowjobs.

 

[adoNix]

The local trainstation

 

[Huntingtons]

mikah, i've been wondering. You recieve or give?

 

[Mikah75]

Give.

 

[Huntingtons]

yeah i guess its hard to recieve aids when you already have it, har har har!