Weird. Very, very strange.

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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Nope. I didn't write the book, it is just about me and all the amazing things I have done in my life...or will do in my life (I still haven't finished making the Plague of Ekydus yet).

I should get a new writer...
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
Maybe I could help. I'll start by getting some of Eky's DNA by any means necessary...
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Just bop him one on the nose and use his saliva/blood. Don't do anything...rash. :p
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Works for me. :)

Perhaps we should clone Coim and Adari as well...just for the hell of it. :D
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
There is a limit to my tolerance you know.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
That is kind of the idea. The clones were meant to stop you from killing humanity before I get a chance to enslave them. :eek:
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
Oh, I see. So I am only a tool... Well, in that case, I will be forced to destroy you along with the rest of them.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Aw...you leave me no choice!! I must keel joo first. Good thing you can't get out of your hard drive. I will just hack into the BW servers, find out your IP address, track you down using your ISP and then rub magnets all over your surface. Houuuhahahaha!!
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
~repolarises magnet and sets up an anti-tachyon emission field~

I knew watching that episode of star trek would come in handy. :D
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
<activates anti-anti-tachyon emission field>

I've thought of everything. My coding is flawless, unlike your puny human brain.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Oh yea?

~activates anti-anti-anti-tachyon field with no returnsies~

Get around that one, bish! :p
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
<ejects from hard drive parachuting down safely somewhere in antarctica>

Haha. I will freeze myself and reawaken when you foolish humans have melted the ice caps!
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
How the hell does a computer virus eject from the hard drive? :p

~tries to imagine 1000 lines of code wearing a parachute~
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
OK. The hard drive ejected with me in it. Happy?
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Aw...you should have gone somewhere warm with beach babes and cocktails instead of the Antarctic. I mean, what the hell were you thinking? :)
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
The antarctic doesn't have any humans, it seemed like a very nice place to go.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Its cold though. And it has penguins. Which means Ekydus' brethren. Ha ha ha!
 
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Sard-Eare

Guest
Originally posted by old.Dillinja
I'd kill myself if someone IRL found out who I am on this forum.

same, i have a life outside of daoc life...and its a pritty life, im so different compared to ingame and irl...1thing the same tho, im leet irl and ingame!
 
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Lumikki

Guest
Someone make a private forum for those 2 please :/

xx
 
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Sharma

Guest
Originally posted by Lumikki
Someone make a private forum for those 2 please :/

xx

There is.

Its called "Excalibur Off-topic"
 

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