Weird. Very, very strange.

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Nope. I didn't write the book, it is just about me and all the amazing things I have done in my life...or will do in my life (I still haven't finished making the Plague of Ekydus yet).

I should get a new writer...

 

[old.Dillinja]

Maybe I could help. I'll start by getting some of Eky's DNA by any means necessary...

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Just bop him one on the nose and use his saliva/blood. Don't do anything...rash.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Decapitation it is then.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Works for me.

Perhaps we should clone Coim and Adari as well...just for the hell of it.

 

[old.Dillinja]

There is a limit to my tolerance you know.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

That is kind of the idea. The clones were meant to stop you from killing humanity before I get a chance to enslave them.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Oh, I see. So I am only a tool... Well, in that case, I will be forced to destroy you along with the rest of them.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Aw...you leave me no choice!! I must keel joo first. Good thing you can't get out of your hard drive. I will just hack into the BW servers, find out your IP address, track you down using your ISP and then rub magnets all over your surface. Houuuhahahaha!!

 

[old.Dillinja]

<activates anti-magnet shield>

 

[Sharma]

Coin a phrase:

Hijacked? (sp?)

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

~repolarises magnet and sets up an anti-tachyon emission field~

I knew watching that episode of star trek would come in handy.

 

[old.Dillinja]

<activates anti-anti-tachyon emission field>

I've thought of everything. My coding is flawless, unlike your puny human brain.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Oh yea?

~activates anti-anti-anti-tachyon field with no returnsies~

Get around that one, bish!

 

[old.Dillinja]

<ejects from hard drive parachuting down safely somewhere in antarctica>

Haha. I will freeze myself and reawaken when you foolish humans have melted the ice caps!

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

How the hell does a computer virus eject from the hard drive?

~tries to imagine 1000 lines of code wearing a parachute~

 

[old.Dillinja]

OK. The hard drive ejected with me in it. Happy?

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Yes.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Well, I'm glad you are. Because I'm not.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Aw...you should have gone somewhere warm with beach babes and cocktails instead of the Antarctic. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?

 

[old.Dillinja]

The antarctic doesn't have any humans, it seemed like a very nice place to go.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Its cold though. And it has penguins. Which means Ekydus' brethren. Ha ha ha!

 

[Sard-Eare]

Originally posted by old.Dillinja
I'd kill myself if someone IRL found out who I am on this forum.

same, i have a life outside of daoc life...and its a pritty life, im so different compared to ingame and irl...1thing the same tho, im leet irl and ingame!

 

[Lumikki]

Someone make a private forum for those 2 please :/

xx

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by Lumikki
Someone make a private forum for those 2 please :/

xx

There is.

Its called "Excalibur Off-topic"

 

[Sard-Eare]

lol...Sharma has a life, in college

 

[Sharma]

You what?