We took a visit to a gay bar gay bar.. w00t

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Karlo

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We know that no one gives a shit about our evenings out, so here for your perverse viewing plesure I present to you eggy and karlos saturday extravagansa, with an in depth look into the life of apathy.

Not much needs posting really, it was our usual night out, and theres no need to mention the alcohol part.. but... we got dragged into a pink fluffy drinking establishment last night called west bar.

It was one of my mates work gatherings so me and rod decided to crash it, mainly because there was a couple of attractive women insistant on asking me weather she had big breasts and thrusting them into my face. However, rod got the other end of the deal.. and I MEEN the other end.

So we're sitting there admiring the women and enjoying the alchahol, when this random guy, quite obviously as camp as butlins, starts yelling RODY RODY RODY RODY and getting everyone to join in, the poor fuck was surrounded by these camp guys who couldn't get enough of him.

Turns out this guy knew rod from school and had a bit of a liking for him, whilst im trying to chat up this blatent tart, I hear this small shriek in my left ear as this 'our gay friend' screams "OHH ROD I REMEMBER YOU GIVE GOOD HEAD" I meen wtf, eggy you fag.

Anyway, its not that funny, but it had to be said. This guy was insitent on rod giving good head, perhaps it was because he went to private school, or because apathy taught he everything he knows, I dunno.

More alcohol commenced etc no need to tell.

But

EGGY YOUR A HOMO SEXUAL COCK SUCKING PRIVATE SCHOOL FAG.

We salute you.
 
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yeahyeah

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Whats alchahol?

Do they still have those faggot guys at public schools? U know, the dumb fuck that had to be a faggot for the older boys and do favours for them and were u a faggot rodney?
 
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jilson

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lol, sounds quite amusing.

I got the usual phone call consisting(sp) of:

"Yo! Bitch."
"Hello dearest Roddy, what can i do for you?"
"Are you coming out?"
"No i'm at a party."
"Cunt..."

The end.

Thanks for the invite tho guys. :D
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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I wish I could live such an insane and whacky lifestyle like you guys.
 
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jilson

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i see that a fair few of you struggle to grasp the concept of reading.

Karlo wrote: "We know that no one gives a shit about our evenings out".

Both chi_ and Dillinja clearly failed to read this as they have both repeated what he said with there: "I don't care" post.

Perhaps next time you could think of something witty and original to say, or just don't say anything at all. I see that both of you fail to enjoy Karlo and Eggys posts, so i suggest you don't read them in future... or should i say try to read them as u clearly struggle.
 
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Karlo

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Re: Re: We took a visit to a gay bar gay bar.. w00t

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
i read THIS



much before i stopped reading
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Then you have finally grasped the art of selective reading, well done :clap:
 
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Cloak_

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Re: Re: We took a visit to a gay bar gay bar.. w00t

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
i read THIS



much before i stopped reading
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lol
 
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Repent Reloaded

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we already know eggy smokes cock,
dont care /dump
 
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k0ugar

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and we all know you want him for yourself repent :p
 
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Aoami

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a gay bar in canterbury? a more alarming title would probably be "yeah we went to a straight bar"
 
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Karlo

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Your just jealous of mine and eggys anal love. Elbeek might join us soon too :p
 
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thorwyntf

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Selective reading is as much of an art that requires mastery as selective thinking, selective writing and selectiv hitting the "submit" button.

fyi

:)
 
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Karlo

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Originally posted by thorwyntf
Selective reading is as much of an art that requires mastery as selective thinking, selective writing and selectiv hitting the "submit" button.

fyi

:)
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I know, thats why I didn't write "karam is a twat" in the original. I was being selective you see.
 
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