Wanna hear a story about a Turtle ?

[excs]

And the story begins:

 

[ormagaa]

In the hot sand a warm sunny day

 

[Oven]

there was a little ugly turtle

 

[mastade]

The kobbie known as Twidget

 

[excs]

come on lads .. u can do better (im soo bored)

 

[Oven]

the little ugly turtle, which were lying in the sand, known as Twidget, then began to walk . . .

 

[Rnp]

till he got so horny he wanked him self to death...


end of story..

 

['Shy]

Old

 

[Ekydus]

The turtle came back to life through it's extensive l33t training in Tokyo.

 

[loxleyhood]

However he was still horny! Luckily Hermione from the Harry Potter books was near by so the turtle.....

 

[Ekydus]

Waddled on a bit, and took a little break. Waddled on a bit more and took another little break.

(Kitkat)

 

[loxleyhood]

But that was not really following the story line of the horny turtled so he waddled in the direction of Hermione and....

 

[Ekydus]

Put on a wooly hat and got out his electric guitar.

 

['Shy]

I thought it died?

 

[Belsameth]

it casted a Ressurect Self.

 

['Shy]

Ooo clever turtle!

Btw, did anyone try eating loads of Kit Kat to see if they lived longer?

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I ate two and felt sick. I'm not sure if immortality is worth spending the rest of eternity with my head down a toilet bowl.

 

[Belsameth]

it would be fun for the rest of us, at least

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Still not gonna do it.

 

[old.Dillinja]

These threads are so fucking tedious. A story about a turtle, oh this should be interesting.

A turtle walks along the beach very very slowly, it carries on walking along the beach very very slowly. It goes back to where all the little turtles are and finds out that they were eaten by a coyote.

The. End.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

More likely they were eaten by seagulls.

 

[excs]

Where is PEDER in is story .. kinda wanna hear hes version !!

 

[Edohadien]

+1 and last i checked. animals have a hard time masterbating when they cant even touch there willy

 

[Eggy]

Originally posted by Edohadien
animals have a hard time masterbating when they cant even touch there willy

story of my life

 

['Shy]

I bought some of those Kit Kat cubes today. I'll let you all know if I live longer

 

[old.Dillinja]

False advertising imo.