Bahumat
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its lodged in my brain
you can also search for my thread about making a friend into a friend with benefits, thadius quoted it there.
heres a snippet
"make your hand into a gun, but stay relaxed. take the tip of your index finger and ram into the side of her head. tell her "KISS ME BITCH OR I SHOOT", then slowly move your lips to hers while keeping the 'gun' pressed into her temple"
hahahah thanks
Tilda said:Yes, kissing is an art form. The kissing experience is different for each of us but the basic fundamentals of kissing remain the same.
The first step in kissing is known as "Getting into position". The second step is called "Finding her comfort level" and the last step, the last step… well, I leave that to your imagination.
Getting Into Position
Now, there are many ways of getting into a good position for a satisfying kissing session.
The keyword here is flexibility. If you are driving her home, it is a good idea to get out of your driver’s seat, walk over to the other side, open the passenger door, and accompany her to her porch/apartment door.
If she declines, just tell her that, "I just want to see you up safely". That saves face.
If you both happen to be watching TV on the couch, arrange it such that she is comfortably wedged at the end of the sofa, her body leaning on the sofa’s arm while he is seated at her side. This way, she will not be able to edge away from you when you try kissing her.
Tilda said:But I digress. Now, back to the kissing stuff… When you are alone with her on her porch/door, place your arm around her in a gentle, non-threatening way. If she does not cringe away from you or push your arm off her, you can proceed to the next step. Next lean your head against hers, appearing to rest it.
She should do the same. Then take your hand from hers, make a shape like you were going to pull the trigger on a gun. DON'T whatever you do, firm your hand, relax.
Let it flow. Place the tip of your index finger ( the tip = the joint farthest from you hand ) under her chin and lift her head to your mouth. Do all this in slow motion. She will remember it better if you do it slow. Don't rush it. Kiss as though you have all the time in the world. But don't prolong a kiss beyond its natural life.
If she pushes you away, she is just not ready. Do not push your luck and never ever push your way hoping to get "lucky". You can always end things is by giving her a nice big hug.
We (us gamers) seem to have become a nation of huggers (why not a nation of kisses like in France? They kiss for everything there. They kiss to say good morning, they kiss to say hello, life is so unfair.)