due to the incompetance and humorlessness and in general "offended" set of people, I'll remove this joke.
Was an april fools joke, sheesh
Was an april fools joke, sheesh
Originally posted by Trinilim
sheesh, was a joke, relax.
Kinda obvious you fell for it though
Originally posted by Trinilim
Why are all of you so touchy?
I don't see anyone yelling 'ban arnor!' cause he has an avatar with george bush wearing a turban and with a muslim-style beard?
I find that very offensive, but do you see me yelling to ban him?
What about all those cartoons that are posted about the war?
anyone yelling ban the person that wrote them?
Sorry if you got offended, but it's a joke, that's all, nothing more
and himOriginally posted by old.krane
Its from Eq boards..but still rox
and himOriginally posted by Jiggs
hehe, found this in logs today also
[10:04] <Alrindel> Iraq has died.
[10:04] <Alrindel> Iraq drops Oil!
[10:04] <Alrindel> [Group] USA: omg uber
[10:04] <Alrindel> USA picks up Oil.
[10:04] <Alrindel> USA has gone linkdead.
[10:04] <hf^> haha :å
[10:04] <Alrindel> [Group] Bulgaria: wtf?
[10:04] <Alrindel> [Group] Spain: omg, last time I'm grouping with them
[10:04] <Alrindel> [Alliance] France: Haha, I told you losers!
and himOriginally posted by lofff
Directly from the Pentagon.
and himOriginally posted by Nemue
We in sweden feels it is our duty to send peacekeeping troops to iraq and try to avoid the war if possible, to ensure that and to also send a message to the rest of the world that we strife for equal rights between males/females we present to you...:
(and oh... you will need to understand swedish in order to understand the humor in it )
and himOriginally posted by Apathy
Come on...don't you feel a teeny bit aroused by Saddam? His powerful jawline, the authoritative moustache, the deep olive skin, the twinkling rat-like eyes...
Can you seriously prefer to be in bed and look up to see, twisted in sexual ecstacy, the face of...Tony Blair? That massive mouth gaping above you? Talk about a weapon of mass turn-off!
Bush is no better. There's a man who wouldn't know what hole to shove it in without at least ten advisers with ulterior motives. "Yes sir, the nostril. There may be oil in there."
Make love not war, it is said. But given the options...no wonder so few people want to make love. Urgh.
and himOriginally posted by old.psychic
"If you're happy and you know it"
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
and himOriginally posted by woodmansee
NUKE EM NOW!
and himOriginally posted by lofff
and himOriginally posted by domin8or
Colin Powell & George W. Bush - Time to Bomb Saddam
and himOriginally posted by ab_fluid
saddam is my daddy :/
and himOriginally posted by i-scream
K, give us a break and don't take this too serious right ?
(I changed it to a normal readable txt again)
Your friend USA leaves the game
Your friend USA enters the game
You pick up the loot
[Group] USA: Hey, why is all the loot going to you ?
You say: dunno, Iraq must love me
[Group] Spain: are u cheating m8 ?
You say: No I'm not, but I'm sure USA is
[Group] USA: And what's you problem m8 ? If I decide to pull, I pull
[Group] Spain: I agree, if USA decides to pull, let him pull
You say: k, but don't count me in to rez u m8
[Group] USA: I hate losers like you, you never decide anything. Just w8ing all the time
[Guild] UK: Hi Guild
[Guild] Spain: hi UK
[Guild] USA: lo m8
[Guild] You say: Oh no, another loser in the game
[Guild] USA: You'd better disband m8. Why did you join our guild anyway
You say: You invited me guys, remember ?
[Guild] Spain: u'd better join Iraq's guild m8
[Guild] You say: I'm thinking of that possibility m8, it's just that my friend France is in our guild too and I don't want to leave him all alone
[Guild] USA: must say that Germany is a pain in the @$$ also
Your friend Germany enters the game
[Guild] You say: don't even know why you camp this spot near the Iraq's
[Guild] Spain: Iraq's give the best exp man. Koreas and Afghans are purple and kill us anyway
[Guild] USA: sigh, you'll never understand this game
[Guild] Germany: nice, a little chat going on ?
[Guild] USA: shut up Germany, we didn't ask your opinion
Your friend France enters the game
[Guild] France: bonjour mes amis
[Guild] Spain: oh no, the fiesta is complete now, let's move on our own USA, together with UK
[Guild] You say: remember, don't count on me for a rezz, I'll be weapon crafting for a while
[Guild] USA: k, cu m8
[Guild] France: Can I join u USA
[Guild] USA: sure m8, we're doing Iraq's
[Guild] France: why Iraq's ? Let's do Afghans, just for fun
[Guild] Spain: Afghans are camped already, I agree on Iraq's
[Guild] USA: yeah, we're doing Iraq's. Besides I need to kill the named one for my epic
[Guild] UK: I've heard they drop some secret weapons and oil too
[Guild] USA: Sure, I told u that. Well, I'm not sure, but that's what I heard from a teamm8
[Guild] UK: well, even if they don't drop these weapons, we can still kill them for exp
[Guild] Spain: yeah, I just respecced. I'd like to see the damage I make now
and himOriginally posted by brommix
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Hussein!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"
Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Begorra!", said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."
Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
"Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Harrigan's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 1,000 bombers and 2,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Paddy, "we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and decided there's no fookin way we can feed two million prisoners."
Go hug a treeOriginally posted by Karlo
War = A stupid loss of life to fuel both bush and saddams lust for violence within an iggnorent capatilist framework.
War does not = Funny.
Please stop with senseless 'humour', how would you feel if you were an innocennt iraq citizen whos just lost a child through mindless bombing and american glorifacation?
Think about it.
2 Leaders? Bit of an oversight there - there are many more countries in the coallition.Originally posted by Arnor2
ecause ppl are dying in thousands every day because of 2 powerhungry country-leaders. Because of 2 ppl, thousands are dying, [/B]
Please expand on the aftermath.Originally posted by Arnor2
MILLIONS will be dead before this war is over and the aftermath is done. THATS why we are touchy you retard.[/B]
Your opinion, which of course you are entitled to. Not shared by many sane people though.Originally posted by Arnor2
About my avatar: I use it to reflect my view that bush and bin-laden arent the opposites they want it to seem.[/B]
You've just won a position as one of Saddams henchman in his secret police.Originally posted by Arnor2
What cartoons about the war? I havent seen any, and if I did and they were repulsive I would yell for banning. [/B]