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seeaira

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::jumps on the couch next to Sadireh::

What are you doing?? We need some girl talk...
::watches Sadi paying no attention to what I just said::
Oi!!! Stop watching your dumb soaps and listen to me.
::turns off tv::
 
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Ekydus

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<Jumps onto couch and puts arm around Seeaira>

Hey. ;D
 
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Sadireh

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Um I cant believe you just did that........ Jason just got out of a coma for the third time, and Alex may or may not have been shot, and you turn it off? Now I will never know if Andrea survives the brain transplant!

Ok, so what is it?

<Lays back on the couch and listens>
 
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seeaira

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You and your soaps!! why do you need them when you have me in your life as a friend?
::looks over and notices some strange man putting his arms around me::
errm who is that??
 
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Ekydus

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Hi I know Delrith IRL... I don't think we've been formally introduced yet.

Hi I'm Ekydus. <Shakes Seeaira's hand>
 
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Sadireh

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<Starts laughing as Drop passes out on me> Did you leave the door open? WTF?

And yes I like my soaps, they keep me informed with the way people handle modern situations.
 
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seeaira

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Oh... hes a friend of Delriths..
Well hes just in time cause im freekin pissed!!
Why are men such ass holes!!:twak:
They always think with thier "other" head and fuck things up. No pun... :p
::looks at the man::
Hmm... since a man is here now I think this is a great time for me to release all my frustration..
::smiles at amber::
 
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Sadireh

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UH OH

Last time I heard you say that, we ended up in Cancun, passed out, and a month had gone by... I still dont know why my ass hurt so bad.

What you got in mind? And yes your right men have issues....

Tell all...
 
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Sadireh

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<Carries little dwoppie woppie to bed, lays her down and tucks her in> Good night little one <Pats her head and kisses her forehead> You be a good girl and dream of nice things, like puppies and lollypops.

<Walks back out to the couch and sits down all relaxed> So what happened now See? Do I need to get my shovel out of storage again?
 
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seeaira

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Oh yeah SUREEEEEE blame that bit on me.. WHO was the one who wanted to go to that all you can drink bar and then you saw this mexican in the back doing the salsa dance, started to flirt.. next thing i know you are on the table doing the mambo with julio yelling out "ondele ondele ariiibbaa aribba".

That night is a bit fuzzy.. but when i woke up you were coverd in... err nm all that:eek:

Anyhoo! the point is.. men need to be punished for thier evil deeds!
 
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Sadireh

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Hey I cant help it, spanish dancing is so sexy, all that hip moving....
And for your information Julio happened to be a very nice man!

But anyway.......

Punish men for their evil deeds you say... <Grins and puts my fingers together and laughs wickedly>

I have a few whips.... unless you were thinking much worse than that.

I also have alot of rope to tie people up... <Looks at Ekydus and smiles>
 
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seeaira

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When I say punish.. i mean get a knife and cut them up into little bits and feed them to the dog!!!!! ::calms down and looks at you giving me this scared look:: Heheee... OF course im only kidding.. ::hides my knife::

Ok.. so here is the scoop, you know Amy right? well Amy's sisters boyfriend's ex wife's cousin's son's lover's dad knows this guy named fred, he works at the land field.. OH and this one time he found this box with smooshy stuff and he.. wait nm anyhoo fred head from his co worker Sandy's mom's father's brothers' son's girlfriend that Amys boyfriend was flirting with this slut who he works with and bragging about it with his friend.... :eek: :eek: :eek: Does he not know what he has with me!! err I mean AMY!

So.. what would you do!!! ::looks worried::
 
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Sadireh

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It really hurts when its so close to home like this. Poor Amy. Why is it always the sweet innocent girls that have all the trouble. I heard the same too, from this guy at work, his roomate works with a guy that knows an old friend of toms.... Hey you remember tom? The guy that was friends with that girl we knew? hmm what was her name..... well so, this guy thats an old friend of toms said he heard something about that too. But why is it everytime you think things are getting good, it always gets bad. This is why im bi-se.......... basically single right now <Coughs>

Never been anything but trouble. So tell me what you have heard. Wanna make sure through that long list of people that I understand it right.
 
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seeaira

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Well.. Tom is another story girl, you did hear what he did with those poor mice he kept didnt you? I mean ok.. fair enough he was gay.. but why put mice through that!! I heard one got stuck up his ass and they had to get a vacuum and suck it out.. NOT a pretty sight!

::jumps up and heads tot he kitchen::

Before we go into this i need some food.. I cant think right without eatting junk...

::scopes out some ice cream::

Anyhoo... so there I was.. trying to comfort "AMY" right.. and I told her.. for all she knew it could just be a rumor.. like that time tammy was going around saying you took that screw and drilled it into Peter... remember that?? And all cause she heard you screwd a guy and she was a retard. I mean rumors can like ruin you..

::takes a big bite of ice cream::

Anyhoo being that you have gotten "around" and all.. I figgure you would have some words of wisdom to share.

::leaves one little scope of ice cream left::
Ooo want some?
 
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Sadireh

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Was it mice of gerbils? I thought it was gerbils <rubs my head> or was that richard gere.

Yeah ever since that screwing thing, they dont wont let me into the sears hardware section. Oh well its not like I need...... <looks for a good thing to say..> umm hardware!

What do you mean "gotten around?"

<Takes the tiny spoon of ice cream and tries to eat it, but just sees all the hunks dripping off your chin> thanks for saving me some <turns my head and mutters> bitch...

Well.... I guess you have to look at it on the big scale, I mean...... we both know guys like to look cool and stuff. I mean there is a chance its not even real at all and its all just a lie to look good. Orrrrr it is true, then "Amy" Has to decide how she feels about it. I mean what makes amy tick... is it the thought of that being on his mind, or is it the action that makes you bad. Because if he didnt do anything, maybe no harm no foul. All depends on how you.... AMY ...I mean looks at it.

The question is... how do you look at it? Everyone has a different view of "cheating" does that count? Talking to someone in an intimate way?

<Goes into the freezer and gets my favorite. mint chocolate chip but sees there is very little left, but goes for a bowl anyway>
 
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Ekydus

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It's all about ego wars with you women. You should learn to be more like the male.

<Takes off shoes and puts feet up on table infront of couch with his ankle going into Sadireh's bowl of icecream>

Yep. This is the life.
 
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seeaira

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:: stops eatting:: OMG did you just put your nasty smelly feet near that MINT ice cream!!:eek: Ooo this is war now.. NO ONE GOES NEAR MY ICE CREAM...

:: puts my ice cream down and goes after Ekydus.. body slamming him to the floor::

DOnt make us have to lay the smack down on your ass!
 
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seeaira

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Thats very true...

::ties you up::

Sadi.. lets get ridd of him.. not only is he in here listening to us hes is crossing the line by going near the food!! :eek:

::throws him over to sadi::
 
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Sadireh

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<Gets on the top of the couch and does an elbow drop to Ekydus>

Touching a womans ice cream is a deadly sin!!!

Thats the last thing you should do. <Sits him in a dining chair and ties him up so he cant move at all>

What to do, what to do...
 
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seeaira

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::goes back in and takes the rest of the mint ice cream before sadi can get to it::

Anyhoo where were we....
I just think its my dutie to help poor Amy you know?
Thats why im here ... see I need you to help me.
If Amys boyfriend is really a slob then he will take the "bait".. yeah get me?
See you are good at things like this.. ::coughs whore coughs::
What you do is.. show up at the bar and put on your sluty charm.. i mean your sultry charm;)
Then let me know what happens.. Ooo but DONT let it be like lasttime ok??
Not only did I get all dirty digging that hole under the stairwell to hide what you did.. but it stunk up the yard for a good week.;) the shoes you burried ofc!! :rolleyes:
 
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Coim-

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:ROFLMAO: I'll just stay out of this kk. Me being a guy and all. :eek:
 
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Ekydus

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<Jumps on chair over to phone and starts to dial the police with tongue>
 
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Sadireh

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<Wakes up in bed sweating, and reaches over to my phone>

Seeaira!!! guess what! I just had the strangest dream!!






THE END
 
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Coim-

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<whine> Btw, while I remember...any bets that tommorow the ghostbuster song thread will be deleted and this one will stay? </whine>
 
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