Valentines Day

Woggles

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I know its a fabricated day of the year and a load of bollox really but what are all you guys buying the females who have endured your endless hours sat infront of a computer screen this year?

Im thinking teddy n card?

any other ideas?
 

Ala

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Wish a guy would give me sexy electronic gadgits or upgrade my precious PC :p
 

Archeon

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Pink silly putty, maybe a play-dough kit for making jewelery ;)
 

Naetha

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Teddy and a card = boring :p

Find out what she likes (hopefully you will have done that already ;)) and try and get her something to do with that. If you can't think of anything like that at all, then treat her a little - if you live in the UK - have a look at these:

http://www.boots.com/shop/product_list_new_template.jsp?classificationid=1015469

And I'm sure if you live elsewhere they have equivalents :)

Don't get her clothes, cause thats just annoying, and all the flowers, chocolates etc etc is a bit dull. If she's a bit into computers etc try this site:

http://www.computergear.com/techiethings.html

If she's not, then what the hell are you doing going out with her?!?!?!

If all else fails - try Ann Summers :D
 

Dillinja

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This time of year makes me glad that I only do one night stands.
 

'Shy

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Naetha said:
If all else fails - try Ann Summers :D
I'd recommend the "Rampant Rabbit". The dolphin comes a close second :)
 

Brynn

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[QUOTE='Shy]I'd recommend the "Rampant Rabbit". The dolphin comes a close second :)[/QUOTE]

Shy always was my favourite :D
 

swords

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[QUOTE='Shy]I'd recommend the "Rampant Rabbit". The dolphin comes a close second :)[/QUOTE]

LOL mate of mine got that for her Bday last :p
She went so fuckign red it was awesome!
 

yaruar

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My g/f is taking me to paris on the monday after valentines day.

She wants porn as a present.

*smug*
 

yaruar

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[QUOTE='Shy]I'd recommend the "Rampant Rabbit". The dolphin comes a close second :)[/QUOTE]

I never totally understood the continuing appeal of cutsie animal sex toys. They were initially brought in because it was considered obscene to have a sex toy which looks like a cock... Go figure the logic there.

There are a number of companies who are producing interesting, innovative sextoys at the moment. There is a german company (can't remember the name offhand, will have to check with g/f) who produce sextoys which are interesting and aesthetically pleasing along with being rather effective...

I think there is still a slight embarrassment around sex toys which is why people will not shop around and just buy what has been espoused by the media.

It's a subject very close to mine and my g/f's heart as she has plans to get into sex toy production with a totally unique product. Just need a couple of thousand pounds to invest.....
 

Loxleyhood

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I'm planning to take my girlfriend to Bluewater (huge shopping centre) for movie, food, etc. etc. Give her as yet unkown gift, take her home with me. God knows what I'm going to get her.
 

Ulrych

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If God knows, it'll more than likely be a £10 coupon to Bornagainchristianonline.com ^^

Personally, going out for an italian (music included) some cutesy stuff she likes (teddy etc), shes into her moosic and guitar so will get her a new amp/distortion pedal.

Valentines day is often misinterperated as a special day for women... bwahahah I'm getting a treat :p insider info!

Possibly a steak n ale pie :eek:
 

'Shy

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Hmm, blokey's hinted that he's cooking for me and he's already got me a gift and I have no clue what. He's just bought me a new pc, and I bought us both new TFT's a few months back, so it can't be anything computer related.

I still have no idea what to get him, as my original thread turned into a cheap pr0n discussion :(
 

'Shy

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Loxleyhood said:
I'm planning to take my girlfriend to Bluewater (huge shopping centre) for movie, food, etc. etc.
Mwahahha welcome to shopping hell :D
 

BlitheringIdiot

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[QUOTE='Shy]cheap pr0n[/QUOTE]
Brilliant idea shy! Sex, no moaning at him when he gets you an ironing board cover or something... AND porn.

You've got it all sorted, you dont need our help at all :p
 

Sissyfoo

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[QUOTE='Shy]Hmm, blokey's hinted that he's cooking for me and he's already got me a gift and I have no clue what. He's just bought me a new pc, and I bought us both new TFT's a few months back, so it can't be anything computer related.

I still have no idea what to get him, as my original thread turned into a cheap pr0n discussion :([/QUOTE]

I need someone to buy me new computers and monitors. :/

Can I have your blokey when your done with him?
 

'Shy

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Sure, I have to dump him before his birthday anyways so I don't have to buy him a pressie then too. It's getting too expensive now.

Altho, if I get a nicey big wadge off my ex when I finally get divorced I might buy everyone new 19" TFT's :)
 

swords

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[QUOTE='Shy]Sure, I have to dump him before his birthday anyways so I don't have to buy him a pressie then too.
:eek2: :eek2: :eek2:
 

Yuzo

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mines obsessed with pigs..........
bacon ? pork scratchins ? ... and get a :twak:

teddiies, best way imo

was thinkin about orderin her summat from anne summers :p
 

evzy

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Get the ole Sexeh underwear in a box , fill it with a few roses or something as well (nice effect and cheaper than a bouquet) - its the kind of gift that gives back !
Anything small - watch / jewellry etc - get some nice hagen daaz or something and take some ice cream out (eaten of course) whack the gift in, sit down with the other half and share the tub - always a nice surprise (though you will get fat and it will get predicatable if you use this one every week)
Or alternatively , save yourself a load of money , get her/him a big bag of fook all , get dumped , use saved money, go out on beer, pull new partner , repeat on Christmas/Valentines etc... Nice new partner every few months and you get a few nights out into the bargain! :cheers:
 

Loxleyhood

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I did something immensely stupid today. She mentioned that Valentine's Day was in one week, and I asked what she would like. She said that Valentine's day was a capitalist corporate sham. Awesome, thought I.

Then I said, I think I'm going to get you something, I just don't know what.

I'll get you something too then, when I'm in London tomorrow.

So fuck, now I have to get her something when I could have just let it rest! :(
 

Sissyfoo

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evzy said:
Get the ole Sexeh underwear in a box , fill it with a few roses or something as well (nice effect and cheaper than a bouquet) - its the kind of gift that gives back !
Anything small - watch / jewellry etc - get some nice hagen daaz or something and take some ice cream out (eaten of course) whack the gift in, sit down with the other half and share the tub - always a nice surprise (though you will get fat and it will get predicatable if you use this one every week)
Or alternatively , save yourself a load of money , get her/him a big bag of fook all , get dumped , use saved money, go out on beer, pull new partner , repeat on Christmas/Valentines etc... Nice new partner every few months and you get a few nights out into the bargain! :cheers:
Teh Master of Lurve! :D

Lox, either you are the most naive bugger on this forum or...? Even if a girl SAYS valentine's day is a corporate capitalist sham (which it is) you still HAVE to get her something or its gonna be your ass on the grill. :p
 

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