Usefull phrases in foreign languages

[Tasans]

Ich mochte mit dir schlafen - Verpib dich

Vorrei far I' amore con te - Vanffanculo

Je veux coucher avec toi - Casse-toi

Quierro hacer amor contigo - Vete a tomar por culo

Vill du ligga med mig - Dra at helvete

Ik wil met je vrijen - Donder op

Senine beraber olmak istiyorum - Defol

Saya mau tidur sama kamu - Enyahalah

Thelo na sou kano erota - Ante gamisou

Everything you need to know about those foreign summer relationships.

 

[SotH-Byffa]

useful phrases to those that speak a foreign language:

stfu n00b
sry i dont speak chinese
fu
speak english u spoon

excal = english = not russian,spanish,german,french,japanese,turkish etc.

 

[redknapp]

De forstår at Deres bryst lager meg sulten, men Deres ansikt lager meg syk??

Stlong phrase for attracting a Norwegian babe this

 

[peting]

Ä rä rä? Jo dä

Swedish for: Is it really? Yeah really!

Wie viel uhr ist es? Das ist kein filur. Das is mein Bruder Ernst

Es ist unser in die luft und bald kommen die Löwen und Bären

The last 2 are for swedes knowing german

Question: Do u know what the Japanese use the leaves and stuff on the carrots for? - No? They pull up the carrots with them

Dra dit pepparn växer = Pull to where the pepper is growing... ;P

orkar inte mer. go natt

 

[Trinilim]

Originally posted by Silenzio
*cough*

trust me, u will earn a room in the mad house for a such phrase ;P

I just retranslated it..

NOT what I meant

It was supposed to be "My dog appears to be humping your leg. May I join it?"



bad freetranslation!

 

[Subbiz]

Originally posted by Forau
How do you say: "get the fuck out of my camp" in russian?

BWAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

 

[moona]

gulle zijt een bende vuile janetten= you guys are very cute
ich habben eine grosse stange= i have a very big polearm
donne moi une pippe salope= give me that pipe bitch
kust men klote= kiss me soflty


next lesson tomorow

 

[Silenzio]

Originally posted by Trinilim
I just retranslated it..

NOT what I meant

It was supposed to be "My dog appears to be humping your leg. May I join it?"



bad freetranslation!

 

[kamik]

Alby to zakute paly, hiby to cioty = I love albs and hibs aswell

In Polish.

 

[ThePure]

ok.. here...

Haltu kjafti og drullaðu þér af staðnum mínum, ég var hérna fyrst. Fæðingarhálfviti (icelandic)

translation....

Shut your mouth and get the fuck out of my spot, I was here first. Stupid fuck.

 

[hiban]

When one hell of a big beefy swede starts to pick a fight with u:

You: "Är dina föräldrar syskon?" (means: why are u mad at me?)

I he answers "nej" u have to reply: (nej = therefore/i just am)

Your reply: "Har dom samma efternamn?" (Have i done something to you?)

He replies: Ja (yes)

You reply:"HAHAHA! Inavel, jag visste det!"(HAHAH! then come get some!


By now he will stop, as he understands he wont win...

Good luck!

 

[rure_]

Originally posted by old.Mirandalia
Var du knulla?

Directly translated
Where you fuck?


If you want to say "You wanna fuck?" In Swedish, by a Swede..
Vill du knulla?

And that's in _Swedish_

Dont listen to Mirandalia Ekydus. She is fooling with you. It means: "Where is the toilet?"

 

[fragoverrule]

TIETUHHHHHH !!! = Battlecry just use it before u go into battle

 

[bracken_woodman]

Dos cerveza porfavor

 

[old.FIN]

mita naa helkutin enkut ja tanskalaiset puol tyhmat ymmartaa yhtaan mistaan mitaan, ja perkele ku ois taal tanskas ees kiiboordi mika tukis meitin kirjaimii, nii taaki kirjotus nayttas ees hieman ihmisemmalt, mut ku ei oo, nii ei oo.


joten eiku aiheeseen, e joka pystyy tan kirjotuksen ees hieman suomentaa johonki suuntaa muuhun kieleen, ja lisaa siihen tan slangin ja murteen mita tas kaytetaan sekasi, se se o loistave seppa o.

mut ku se ei kuitenkaan onnisut niin ei voi muuta sanoo ku eks te saatanan valittajat osaa ikina olla hiljaa ja pelkastaan pelata, mut ku ei, menkoot itkee perkelen mutsin tissien valiin jos on niin epamukavaa et tarttee taal itkee, ja muutenkin, eiks ne vittu tajuu et taa o pelkka peli, ja siihen mennaan tunteella mukaan, mut se tunne jatetaan hieman toisaalle ku logataan vittuhun pelista..


joten ne jokka parkuu taal niin ku nitten aamiainen ois varastettu joka paiva vahintaan kerran , niin niil voi vaan sanoo et pidas se pieni turpas kii ja mee vaik runkkaa salaa vessaan jos joku niin risoo sun maailmaas et tanne pitaa tulla parkuu.



well make than in english .-.....

 

[chi_]

"gold plzz xDDDD"

 

[Dinfar]

Vamos a la playa

Almost the only spanish i know (and yes, its from a song)

 

[ballock]

Tändare = I love you

Me and some mates of mine tried to trick that "tändare" = "I love you", to an English bloke in Magaluf a couple of years ago. Can't recall if he ever beleaved us. We wanted him to approach swedish girls in the bar and just say "Tändare"

aaah memories, memories.

 

[nightsorrow]

WTF!!!11111???:

 

[Trahg]

Don't trick the poor englishmen into saying stupid things in swedish.

 

[Rubric]

Bonjour = Hello in French.

 

[Rubric]

M'excuser le vieux garçon, je me demande si je pourrais vous ennuyer pour un améliore au Excaliber server.

French for

Excuse me old boy, i wonder if i might trouble you for an upgrade to the Excaliber sever.

 

[kra]

Originally posted by old.FIN
mita naa helkutin enkut ja tanskalaiset puol tyhmat ymmartaa yhtaan mistaan mitaan, ja perkele ku ois taal tanskas ees kiiboordi mika tukis meitin kirjaimii, nii taaki kirjotus nayttas ees hieman ihmisemmalt, mut ku ei oo, nii ei oo.


joten eiku aiheeseen, e joka pystyy tan kirjotuksen ees hieman suomentaa johonki suuntaa muuhun kieleen, ja lisaa siihen tan slangin ja murteen mita tas kaytetaan sekasi, se se o loistave seppa o.

mut ku se ei kuitenkaan onnisut niin ei voi muuta sanoo ku eks te saatanan valittajat osaa ikina olla hiljaa ja pelkastaan pelata, mut ku ei, menkoot itkee perkelen mutsin tissien valiin jos on niin epamukavaa et tarttee taal itkee, ja muutenkin, eiks ne vittu tajuu et taa o pelkka peli, ja siihen mennaan tunteella mukaan, mut se tunne jatetaan hieman toisaalle ku logataan vittuhun pelista..


joten ne jokka parkuu taal niin ku nitten aamiainen ois varastettu joka paiva vahintaan kerran , niin niil voi vaan sanoo et pidas se pieni turpas kii ja mee vaik runkkaa salaa vessaan jos joku niin risoo sun maailmaas et tanne pitaa tulla parkuu.



well make than in english .-.....

mine puhu hoono soomi?

 

[vintervargen]

Originally posted by SotH-Byffa
useful phrases to those that speak a foreign language:

stfu n00b
sry i dont speak chinese
fu
speak english u spoon

excal = english = not russian,spanish,german,french,japanese,turkish etc.

gaaahahhahahahhahhaahhahaahhahahahhaahah

 

['Shy]

Originally posted by j0ker
My hovercraft is full of eels

Min svävare är fullav ål

 

[Gargo-]

Dafad - sheep in welsh....

 

[Athis]

Ita erat quando hic adveni.

 

[dk_flint]

FINAAAAAAAAALE OOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOO

"i´m really looking forward to see the soccer finals"

 

[chi_]

Originally posted by Dinfar
Vamos a la playa

Almost the only spanish i know (and yes, its from a song)

"We go to the beach" :x