Its a dry country, you'll get deported if you are caught with alcohol
A visit to a traditional Turkish barbers is not to be missed. Doesn't matter if you don't have a beard....they can do "down below" as well...apparently...
Take a crisp £10 note to get through customs. You probably think i'm joking
Not a fan of Marmaris, too touristy for my liking. You should take the time to look at carpets, some of them are very lovely indeed. But don't window shop, the Turks don't understand it and if you're not interested just tell them and be firm. Having been to Turkey with my mother and niece a few times I have learned these lessons the hard way
can't remember the cost or whether they prefer sterling or local currency,
Avoid Turkish men.
Whores then?Hmm. Not all of them are horrible. The worst offenders are those from the villages and the east who work in the tourist areas during the Summer. They are just not used to women who dress scantily, get drunk etc.
Whores then?
Most country's outside that euro holiday zone and the US aren't.
Most countries outside that Euro holiday zone and the US are called Third World for a reason.
Bahu is correct, can't remember the cost or whether they prefer sterling or local currency, but you need to pay for your visa at customs.
Get used to seeing lots of local produce, especially if you are on tours. The wankers will stop at every factory along the route to try and get the tourists to spend their cash. Hate that kind of thing personally, I'm not on holiday to shop.
I hear they have a better credit rating than the US of A too.
What? Should I be insulted because I live in the US?
What? Should I be insulted because I live in the US? You gotta try harder than that.
At least you're still a tit.
You only say that cause you're credit rating sucks Gwad!
I'd push my credit rating to the back of my mind if mine was as bad as yours man.
Why would you even think about taking offence if someone insulted your credit rating? lul
Turkey is a long way from the Third World. I hear they have a better credit rating than the US of A too.